My fourth attempt at humor. Flames and/or reviews welcome.
Disclaimer: I'd have as many Naruto figurines as I want if I owned Naruto.
30 Ways to Annoy Ino Yamanaka
1. Sneak into her room at night and chop her fringe off.
2. Dye all her clothes bright orange.
3. Donate all her make-up.
4. Exchange her shoes with Konohamaru's.
5. Put sunglasses on a cactus and place it in her bathroom, making it stare at her.
6. Name the cactus Shikamaru.
7. Talk to it loudly while she tries to sleep.
8. Go into her shop and sniff all the flowers, naming each one.
9. Bribe Shino to confess his alleged love for her in the form of bugs in her hair.
10. Play hide and seek in her room with Konohamaru and his friends.
11. Burn her underwear.
12. Send her love notes supposedly from Kankuro.
13. Treat all the female ninja to a dessert buffet and put the bill on her tab.
14. Borrow Pakkun to chew on her clothes.
15. Stalk her in a mime costume.
16. Disguise yourself as Sasuke and confess to her that he's actually gay and married to Itachi.
17. Chop off Temari's ponytails and leave a note saying, 'Ino was here. Mwahahahaha!'
18. Disguise yourself as Ino and profess your love to Jiraiya.
19. Scream at her every morning at 4am then poof away like Kakashi.
20. Offer her pickles at regular intervals even after she says no.
21. Run after her with a razor saying she needs to shave before she can go out in public.
22. Repeat 'boom shaka laka laka' in her ear while she talks.
23. Tell Sakura Ino thinks she's a lesbian.
25. Dye her hair bright blue.
26. Give her a dead lizard for her birthday.
27. Bribe restaurants to serve her only baby food.
28. Send her a pair of swmming trunks.
29. Make a prophecy about her that she's about to die and count down the seconds.
30. Go cross-eyed and scream 'I pwned joo!' in her face.
