A/N: This is just a rather demented one-shot I found in a notebook from years ago. However seeing as it made me laugh out loud, I thought it can't be that bad and decided to post it here. Not meant as anything other than a one off and could possibly be determined a crack-fic. Set in that one episode of season two we all like to think about, you know which one I mean. Involving a disgustingly large piece of sky-coloured household linen. Sigh
Disclaimer: As ever I do not own Dark Angel. I am just messing around with it.
Inspired I'd say!!!
I can't believe I stole it! But hey, what's a girl to do? It is not like I meant to do it. Well, okay there might have been a little teeny bit of planning involved, but really nothing at all.
So there I was at his place, just hanging. So he wasn't there to actually hang with. Big deal. So sue me. So I might have known he wouldn't be there when I went over to hang. Sneaked over. It is not like it is wrong.
Yes, I know breaking and entering is technically a crime, but I was doing this for the sake of the world. The whole world. Me I have to save the world. It is practically my job description. Corrupt government agency sets out to create the perfect super soldier. Some of said soldiers escape and years later bring down the corrupt government agency. I'm getting off topic a little.
Anyway, I waited until he was out and then broke in and stole it.
But like I said, I had good cause. It had to be done.
How is a girl supposed to go around and save the planet when she is constantly distracted by stupid, good-for-nothing arrogant, hazel-eyed screw-ups, covered in water-drops and nothing but a towel.
A blue towel.
A blue towel slung really low over lean hips, exposing a damn fine, seriously hot six-pack with water just dripping…AHEM!
As I was saying, I was doing the world a favour. So no more towels. Went over there and stole them all. Every last scrap of fabric. No more with the distraction.
He can't very well run around naked after all.
