The Horrible Grammar Story
may walks over to ash. "Ash," says may, "can a tel u sumthin" she sayz. "Its vary important." "Ya sure may," ash said. The two walked into teh forest. Ash I love you, may says while she blush redly. "OMG I LUV U 2!" ash screamed. and then to deeply and passionately kissed passionately and deeply.
The End.
The Rushed Story
"Omg! Ash!" May shouted, running over to her best friend.
"What?" Ash said.
"I love you."
They kissed.
The end.
The Common OC Story
Ash and May were just beginning their new journey through a new region, and out of no where, a boy appeared.
"Hey guys!" The boy said, "I'm Bob, the new overpowered and unrealistic OC! I'm going to go around with you on your new adventure, and I'll have absolutly no character development at all!"
Ash and May exchanged excited glances. "Oh my God! This complete and total stranger is so cool!" May said, "I will reveal my darkest secrets to him and tell him I like Ash so he can hook me up!"
"That's right, because I'm the person the author wishes he could be, but never could be, that's why I'm handsome and strong!" Bob, the new overpowered and unrealistic OC said. "Oh, and I'm going to fall in love with Dawn too."
The Common Plot
Ash returns from his Journey through a region.
"PAAAAARRRTTTTEEEEEEYYYY!"
Everyone throws big party in Pallet Town.
Everyone falls in love.
Except for Brock.
The End.
The Rushed Lemon
Ash looked at May. "Let's declare our love and have sex."
And so they did.
The End.
The AU Highschool Fic
May and Drew become a couple.
They break up.
May cries a lot.
They get back together.
The end.
The AU Rock Star Fic
Ash and Dawn become a couple.
They break up.
Dawn cries a lot.
They get back together.
The end.
The AU Fic
Ash and girl become a couple.
They break up.
Girl cries a lot.
They get back together.
The end.
The Common Situation
Giovanni stepped closer to Ash, who was holding onto the structure for dear life. "Obiwan never told you about you're father," he said.
"He told me enough!" Ash shouted, "He told me you killed him!"
"No, Ash," Giovanni said, "I am you're father."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Fin.
The Rushed Battle
"This will be a battle between Ash, and Bob, the new overpowered and unrealistic OC! Fight!"
"Pikachu! Quick Attack!" Ash said.
"Garchomp, use Head Butt!" Bob, the new overpowered and unrealistic OC said.
The two collided and Pikachu was knocked out. "What are the odds?" Brock asked, "Bob, the new overpowered and unrealistic OC wins!"
The Common Songfic
Taylor Swift song begins to play.
The Plotless Story
"Hm, traveling through new regions is fun, Pikachu," Ash said.
"Pika pika!" Pikachu agreed.
"But I miss May, I think I love her too" Ash said.
"Pika pika!" Pikachu agreed.
"Oh, hey, Ash" May said, seeming to appear out of no where.
"Doh! May? Where did you come from?" Ash asked in disbeleif.
May chuckled. "There are contests here, silly."
Ash suddenly grabbed May by the shoulders and kissed her.
"Ash!" May said in surprise when they parted.
"May, I love you," Ash said, blushing.
May blushed too. "I love you to," she said.
And then, hand-in-hand, Ash and May happily skipped over the hill and into the sunset. Because life is just a bowl cherries and never has problems, besides, problems make bad plots, right?
The Unrealistic Drew Bashing Story
Ash and May were sitting in the Pokémon Center, what could go wrong?
Little did they know, two, evil, creepy, perverted eyes were glaring at them. I want May to love me! Drew thought as he hid in the bushes, that leaves me with no choice. And he laughed evily.
Drew got up from the bushes and walked over to Ash and May. The eleven year old pulled out a gun and pointed it at Ash's head.
"May, you better love me, or I'll blow Ash's brains out," Drew growled.
Ash jumped to his feet. "Holy crap! It's that little ^% $?% and +%^#*!&$!" the ten year old exclaimed, "Pikachu Thunder Bolt!"
"PikachuCHUUUUUUU!"
And Drew died in pain.
"Oh Ash," May said, "You're so handsome and manly compared to that little ^% $?% and +%^#*!&$, Drew!"
The End.
