Author: Andaliia

Genre: um... is this humor?

Pairing: L/Raito - kind of.

Summary: L is dead and Raito can't stand it anymore second!

A/N: It totally sucks, but I just had to write it. I really should write new one(better), but I'm just too tried.

L was dead. L was dead and still he was driving Yagami Raito crazy with his inane babble of him betraying him and cake. Cake. Betraying cake. It was insane! You couldn't betray cake, and detectives who were DEAD, could not babble beside you at your every fucking moment.

Oh great! Now he had started use swearwords, and not even very imaginative ones. That's it! He had ha enough. Where was he? Ah, L was dead. But he in a way was not, because he complained, glared, poked and followed Raito around like he had done when he was alive as well. Only exeption was that anyone else couldn't see or hear him. Oh, and when L had been alive it had been other way around. And that was the only bright side about this.

The all mighty and other-wise Great detective L didn't shut up even for a minute! And it was driving Raito completly insane and redy to murder everyone who dared to approach him. Of course his father and other members of the investigation team thought that it was because he was mourning L's death. Which wasn't even entirely true, because L followed him around all day. L stalked him, accused him of betrayal, glared him, told him to eat strawberry cake with extra cream(and Raito did this hoping that it would make the man go away) and amazingly made small-talk with Ryuk.

Ryuk who who fund all this completly hilarious, freely gave L more things to accuse Raito of. For example he told detective how Raito had killed criminals when the house had been full of cameras and what had happened to those three chocolate cakes, back when hehad had no memories of being Kira. How Ryuk had gotten that information in his hands Raito had no idea, but he was actually ready to go to the NAPA and give himself in as the Kira if the two of them would just shut up!

He had actually thought of it. For full five minutes, untill he realized that then he would have killed L for nothing. Besides Yagami Raito hadn't been raised to be quitter.

So, after two months of 'grieving' his 'friend' he said to himself that he could do it and continued killing criminals while 'investigating' the case and posing as L. Which of course earned more nagging and wailing from L, who got more and more childis every second at his 'afterlife'. Every mistake and plot going wrong was always in some way L's fault and of course it was L's fault that Raito eventually got killed too. You see, the day everything was going to end and Near was going to die L had a toothache, and while he had already accepted that Raito was right and he had been wrong, L was cranky and wanted attention. Because his tooth hurt.

And of course L's wailing and anger fits distracted Raito just enough to not notice that his life and utopia he was creating were going to be forfated. And so he died.

But his life didn't end there because he started a new one with his cranky detective L and they lived their lives fighting happily ever after.