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Chapter 1-Rudness

Saturday 7:43 pm

I was at home on my computer waiting for the pizza woman to come for my order, my stomach was growling. "Oh man…when will the pizza come?"

I looked at the clock, it was 7:47 pm. I muttered "God dammit, well I guess I could just go to Youtube and watch Reborn."

12 minutes later, I was clicking bunch of random funny moments of KHR videos. Some were laughs, and some I got Rick Rolled O_O.

Then it was 8:03 pm, I thought that the pizza would come so I got my ass up to go downstairs. As I was almost out the room, I heard someone or something saying things "Hey! Hey, you!"

I turned around to see but no one was there. Just my laptop, with the video called, "Funny Varia moments". Then I realized that I didn't pause the video.

"Oh crap!" I rushed to my laptop to pause it. As soon as I was going to click the pause button, "HEY! YOU THERE!"

"Wait what?" I looked up to the screen of my laptop and saw the long hair one yelling at me.

"Just where do you think you're going ushishishishi?" uhhh was that Belphegor's laugh? "I must be hallucinating. Is this what I get if I drink way too much ginger ale?" I turned around again to get my pizza.

I can still hear them as I walked away. "Bel-senpai~ it looks like she's leaving." And is that Fran's voice? Sound like one, whatever.

"VOOOIII Hey bitch where are you going!" Did he just call me a bitch? Oh hell no! I turned around at the yelling guy "I'm gonna go and get mah pizza! Now shut the fuck up and sit your long hair ass down to wait!"

I was glad that I was alone and everyone was on vacation.

"Ushishishi well I guess we'll have to get you out then?" Huh? What does he mean by…get you out?

"Here we go!" I heard their voices clearer and closer to me….wait a minute! Voices clearer, breathing, and footsteps oh please no! I turned around slowly and saw three people in front of me!

One the long hair….must be Squalo, A hair that looks like banana must be Belphegor, and the one with the Giant frog hat is probably Fran.

"Well?" said Squalo. "Shishi I'm on it". I stepped back slowly as Belphegor walked closer to me

"Uhhh Ok you guys what do you want from me and I really need to go downstairs and I totally need to go do so-"

I ran to downstairs to my cabnet to get my Colt 1911 pistol. I taught myself how to shoot a gun just for emergencies. My parents don't know though.

I tried to reach for it then a knife came through me and saw the knife was stuck on the wall.

I froze stiffly without turning around to him. "Come on girl just come with the prince and you won't get hurt."

My legs were shaking and I sat on the floor thinking I was done for. But why me? What do they want?

"You should listen to this fake prince miss~" Fran said but I shook my head no. "Even though he is stupid, he is evil enough to kill you in pain~ are you sure?"

Pain? No I hate pain! I stood up and opened to the refrigerator to drink a can of ginger ale. Maybe that'll help me relax.

"VOOOIIII hurry it up woman!"

"Will you shut the fuck up you long pricked old lady" I mumbled.

"Shishishi I heard that."

"Maybe you should shut up too…..banana peel headed prince."

Belphegor took out his knife "What did you just call me?"

"Hey! I didn't say anything at all! Maybe you have a bad hearing."

I was done with my drink; Squalo picked me up over shouldered like a gangster or something and headed up stairs. "Hey! What are you doing!" I started to hit him with my fists.

"Miss~ please calm down?" Fran said.

"Uhh First of all, How can I calm down, If three people came out of my PC, tried to kill me, and then kidnapping! And second of all,…THERE'S NO SECOND OF ALL!"

"Shishishi were going in" Belphegor said.

I stopped hitting Squalo and tried to turn around to look at Belphegor.

"Wait what do you mean that were going in?" "Too late for you to ask!" Squalo threw me into the computer which I thought it would break.

I came out hitting my ass on the floor "Aww FUCK! OW!" I heard footsteps again behind me so I turned thinking it was Squalo

"Hey! What the hell man! That hurt like shit! You son of a Bi- wait your not Squalo." I gulped myself and saw a man with a scar on his face…..it was Xanxus.

The other three came in and saw me pointing at the boss saying "HOLY MOTHER HELL OF WITH WILLY WONKA AND MY LITTLE PONIES AND ALL THAT SHIT! IT'S XANXUS!...Hi."

He glanced at me evilly and turned around and left to sit on his "royal" chair.

"So what the hell is this place anyway? Is it like the Varia headquarters or something?" I ask.

"Bingo~" said Fran with a boring face.

"And why am I here for?"

"To tell us information! Now spill it or I'll cut you!" Squalo stuck his sword out at me thinking that would scare me. Now I'm getting annoyed that he keeps on being rude to me. "Well? Spill it woman!"

All right that's it now I am PISSED AT HIM I didn't even care if people were around me so I stood up, went near him, "V-Voi! What is it now!" And slapped him very hard.

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT,ASS,WHORE,PRICK,BASTARD! WHY ARE YOU BEING RUDE TO ME! IS THIS WHAT YOU DO TO EVERY PERSON IN THE FUCKING WORLD! MAYBE THAT IS WHY YOU WILL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND, A WIFE, OR EVEN GET LAID!"

Everyone was frozen and had this really long awkward silence. Squalo's eyes widened probably being really mad at me.

I ignored him looked at Belphegor, he flinched…pfft he flinched?

I went near him too but said "AND YOU! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THREATNING EVERY PERSON WHO SAYS NO TO YOU AND SAYS MEAN STUFF LIKE SQUALO! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU'RE AN ASSASIN JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED OF IT WHEN YOU WERE EIGHT! WERE YOU THAT JELOUSE THAT YOUR OLDER BROTHER RASIEL! WAS IT BECAUSE THAT EVERYONE LIKED HIM IN EVERY WAY AND NOT YOU! IS THAT THE REASON WHY YOU KILLED HIM! YOU HAVE HEX MIND YOU PERVERTED SADISTIC BANANA/LEMON HEAD PRINCE!"

Belphegor was shocked and surprised that I said those words too far but I was too pissed to notice and went to Fran he didn't say anything at all.

"AND HOW ABOUT YOU FRAN! WHY DON'T YOU SAY THE TRUTH ABOUT FOOD AND SHIT! LIKE YOUR GRANDMA! SHE ALWAYS DOES HER BEST TO MAKE FOOD FOR YOU AND YOU SAY IT TASTE DISCUSTING! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT SHE MAKES FODD FOR YOU AND NOT STARVE TO DEATH! AND DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT POKER FACE! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FEELING OR EMOTIONS. WELL WOOPDEDOO! I GUESS NOT CAUSE ALL ILLUSIONIST ARE LIKE THAT! YOU EMO BASTARD FROG! AND PS. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT FROG HAT OFF THEN TAKE THE FUCKING THING OFF! DON'T MAKE BELPHEGOR SLAP YOUR ASS AROUND AND DO ORDERS! STAND UP FOR YOUR SELF WILL YA!"

Fran's face didn't change a thing though.

I was out of breath out of my anger, all of my stresses were out.

Xanxus smiled at me evilly "All right trashes, she got the job."

I turned to him "What job?"

"You know every one's weaknesses like you just did right now. Now say yes to the job or I'll kill you."

I nodded to his suggestion.

"All right. TRASH!" he was probably saying it to Squalo.

"Take this woman to her room." Squalo didn't say anything and let me come with him.

When I made it to my room and was going to close the door but Squalo said something to me but I couldn't hear him so he left. I glomped on the bed then realized about something,

"…FUCK!...I FORGOT THE PIZZA!"

TBC

A/N zone-

Me- Even though this was supposed to be serious…..I laughed at this :P haha well if you want to review this…well go ahead! I might reply to them so…..YEAH!

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