************************************************************************ Hey y'all.I know it's under humour, but chances are I could make ghosts fall asleep.so, um, ya..I would welcome reviews, but you know, if they hurt my "fragile" feelings.This fanfic started as a Yugioh review, but I guess it sort of turned into DBZ. I'll write a Yugi one later. ************************************************************************ Disclaimer: Although I'm supposed to be a YGO fan, I have no idea who it belongs to..but it's not mine so leave me in peace.and neither is DBZ.that belongs to Akira Toryami..cya. ************************************************************************

Setting: In Kaibaland in the year 2002.

Yugi immediately noticed the glow as he strolled into Kaibaland. He came here a lot now, mostly with his friends. His recent friendship with Kaiba made him want to sustain the relationship. "Hey, look guys!" He nudged Joey, who bumped into Tristan, Tea and Mai. "Those guys are in desperate need of a make-over. Look at that frizz!" Mai commented dryly, but for Yugi's sake she smiled. Yugi blushed.he liked Mai a lot, and they've had a lot of private conversations on the phone, but he wasn't sure whether he was ready to let the gang know yet. Yugi looked over at the weird characters standing in the middle of the Great Hall. There were two young ones; one of them had black spiky hair and they other one had sort of whitish purple hair. They looked completely nonplussed. The adults didn't look any better. One of them was wearing a weird cape, heck, he had green skin!!! Two figures with black hair stood close to each other. One of them seemed to be berating the other. "When I told you to get us away from Bulma's complaining, Kakarot, I meant somewhere sane. Look at this place, it's filled with tiny crawlers." He shouted, making several people swing around. "Hey dad.", the white-haired boy said tentatively, "I think I know where we are. Right Goten?" He asked, poking the other one. "Yup, it's Kaibaland, from the show Yu-Gi-Oh" Goten responded. "That demented freak show?" The green-skinned adult put in. "Yeah, Piccolo, but it's actually pretty cool.", the first boy retorted. "Trunks, I've got to show you some Namek shows.they're way better!" Piccolo told him. Yugi felt a stab of annoyance in his gut. Freak show? Joey punched the air. "What in Exodia's name is going on here?" he growled. "First, we're not a show, second, even if we were, we're no freak show, and third, who the heck are the glowing maniacs?" Mai giggled. "How are you, Yugi?" Mokuba walked over. "I see you've noticed this group," he said, worried, glancing in that direction. "Mokuba" Yugi whispered in his ear, "do you know who they are?" "Oh sure" Mokuba replied casually, "I've read their comics, although I never thought they were real. They're Z fighters." "Z fighters?" The five friends echoed. "Yeah, you got a problem with that?" a menacing voice threatened. Yugi looked up and saw that the group had come over. "Oh my god, it's Yugi!!!" Goten and Trunks squealed, jumping up and down. The more friendly-looking adult pushed his way over. "Hi, I'm Goku. My son, and my, er, friend's son watch your show." "We're no freakin' show!" Tristan said angrily. "Well you are at the Sanctuary," Piccolo growled, "and let me say, you suck." Mai pulled Joey's jacket to prevent him from jumping at the creature. Piccolo looked bored, and he pointed a finger towards Joey, who got lifted up in the air and smacked against the ceiling. The first man laughed heartily. Piccolo bowed. "Piccolo, Vegeta, be nice!" Goku scolded, although, he, too, looked amused. "Spare us your yakking, Kakarot. You sound almost like a woman!" Vegeta snapped. "There is no way I'm going to let you abuse me friend!!!" Yugi snarled indignantly, making Mai and Tea step back. "There is only one way we can settle this dispute." "What, blast you into oblivion?" Piccolo snickered. "A Duel!!! Oh goody!" Trunks shouted. A shine surrounded Yugi as his millennium puzzle did his work. Vegeta stared. "Hey punk" he sneered, "care to tell us how you just grew a coupla inches?" Yugi-yami looked surprised, but he regained his composture. "I challenge you to a duel!" He said. "No, dad, make him challenge me, do something dad!!!" Trunks yelled. Goten whacked him to stop him from jumping on Yugi's shoulder. "Uh, sure, whatever Trunks." Vegeta grunted. "Look punk, either you battle Trunks, or you don't battle at all" he declared after a while. "Fine by me," Yugi told him. "Slimy sleazeball, making his son do his work. Child labour." Tea murmured as Piccolo released Joey from the ceiling, and for a moment it looked like he was going to crash on the floor, but Piccolo caught him in time. "I don't feel so good" he groaned and ran towards the exit. Mokuba shook his head. "I'll just get Seto to set up a stadium, I'll be right back!" he announced. He left, oblivious of the two groups staring daggers at each other.

************************************************************************ Hey guys, I know that sucked. It's my first fic, so don't blame me.I have no idea how it turned so anti-Yugi.. Review. I could care less if it sucks crap. I welcome suggestions. Many thanks to Chibi Dragon, who introduced me to Fanfictions. Cya. Phire Phoenix ************************************************************************