Episode 2: Teresa of the Golden Hearts
Warning: the following story contains violence, gore, torture and offensive slang words. This is NOT for the faint of heart. Reader Descretion is advised.
Chris: previously on total drama, we were playing "hide and seek" with Chef. Then Felix got eliminated. (laughs) Furberlurs. (laughs) who will get eliminated next? Find out on TOTAL... DRAMA... SUMERIAN ISLAND!!
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