"Kolkolkolkol!" Russia cackled as he finally became one with another nation.

America gasped as England faded from view.

"W-why? Why would you do this Russia?!" he cried "England doesn't even border you! What's the point of this?!"

Russia just laughed, turning to walk away from the American. Then, suddenly the Russian stopped, catching a glimpse of his face in a mirror.

"Nyet!" he shouted. "Nyet! Nyet nyet nyetnyetnyetnyet Nyeeeeeeeeeeet!!!"

Russia started clawing at his forehead. America, who had looked up when Russia started screaming, began to laugh through his tears.

Russia had England's eyebrows!

"I don't want Englad anymore!" Russia shrieked ejecting England, and running away as fast as his legs could carry him.

"W-what?" moaned England as he woke up.

America laughed and laughed.

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I know this isn't the way it works, but the opportunity was irresistible.