Most of the time Sasuke didn't mind talking to Naruto.
He was bright and sunny and it was fun watching him make all these wide gestures to explain the simplest things.
He really didn't mind much when Naruto got tired and asked for food and Sasuke got to bring him to Ichiraku and feed him ramen.
He didn't mind at all when Naruto fell asleep on his shoulder because he had eaten too much ramen too fast after exerting himself earlier that day with training.
He did ,however, mind when Naruto started singing.
Yes, singing.
Lately the teen had been hanging around the academy, talking to the students and rookie genin.
Their influence on him had been great.
Every chance the dobe had gotten he had sung a song related to whatever he had happened to be saying.
He didn't even mind singing songs from the 90's!
Sasuke remembered a conversation they had earlier that day.
"What do you want dobe" Sasuke asked irritably. He was really getting sick of all the singing.
"I'll tell you what I want" Naruto started out simply talking, but then soon got a gleam in his eye when he had noticed what he had just said.
Sasuke let out a groan of despair. 'Not again' He thought miserably.
"What I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really rea-" "JUST SHUT UP!!" Sasuke shouted irate.
"I can't take this anymore!" Sasuke started his rant. "I am going to to strangle all who utter a single word in reference to anything musical whatsover!!"
"Geez, calm down Grumpy McGrumpyPants, No need to go all berserk on me now"
"Just, shush" Sasuke was starting to calm down.
"Hey you know what you just remnded me of?!?!" Naruto suddenly exclaimed "That dude, Scrooge from the Christmas Carol! He was all like I hate christmas! And you were all like I hate music! just now! You know you're starting to resemble him now! I mean look at all the lines forming on your forehead! And the seething look on your face just completes the image! Perfect!"
"Great. Movie references. Even better" Sasuke finally gave up. He figured if he kept shut Naruto wouldn't find anything to refer to.
"Hey, why are you being all quiet like that?" Naruto asked concerned. Even if Sasuke was insufferably quiet, this was a bit much. Oh! That reminded him of that vampire dude! "Hey you know what you're reminding me of? That guy from Twilight! You know the vampire?"
Sasuke groaned. Now this was just ridiculous. Naruto shouldn't even know these movies existed!
They were directed at the younger female audiences. The civilian audiences to be exact.
And he was positivly sure he had hid the DVD safely under his bed.
