Chapter one
Why not?
it was a cold and gloomy night when Eric Arnold Fangsworth (baby fangs/Fangpuss) had enough of being a wereworlf and thought he could do more with his life. So, he decided to stay the night at one of the goofiest of all vampires Edwin miles smiths house. Alyx and william went on a trip to tokeyo japan and decided to study abroad.
Disclaimer: I only own my characters and J.K Rowling and cornila Funke own there's do I have to put it in similar terms?
so, Eric packed up his bags and asked his Father Arnold (uncle Arnie if anybody is curious) asked his father for the keys to the car ''dad?'' Eric said nervously ''Er I'm gonna need the car tonight'' his Father was sitting in a chair thinking about something he always did this being a game designer and all. He turned around and faced his son ''Eric, why don't you let me drive you?, ''and why do have to go to your uncle Edwin's in this time of night?''
Eric tensed up, but he finally got on his feet again ''um he's going to show me how to read aloud much better than the teachers do at my school.'' Arnold arched an eyebrow ''hmm is that so well, he is a cool guy but why does he live in that small village...Endvalle?'' ''oh he moved to a town called spoonerville which is not too far from where we live'' his father looked at Eric to see if he was up to any ''funny business'' Edwin taught him Every prank Eric ever knew so, he was more like a brother to him rather than an uncle.
And the real reason why he wanted Edwin to read aloud to him is that he needed his help he got a distress call from Rebecca louise Fangsworth saying that John got out of the book Inkheart and he made a new name for himself Capricorn. So Eric asked Edwin if he could teach him how to read aloud since he loved books alot just like his uncle, so when Eric grows up he wanted to be a full time book binder just like the one in Inkheart but
Eric couldn't remember his name Fortimer Molchart (nice name must be sweedish molch brand or somthing)
he chuckled and finally got into the car and sped off to meet Edwin at his new house
30 minutes later...
The car came to a screeching hault and he knocked on Edwin's door Edwin answers it and when Eric got a good look at Edwin he was wearing a orange shirt and light blue jeans and big brown shoes most of all Eric couldn't take his eye's off this little hat that was green and had a black strip around it.
''took ya long enough'' *ahyuk* Edwin got over his embarassment of this laugh he always got when he got excited so he just embraced his inner goof (quite literally) so he finally realized to just go with it and with much of his surprise all of his friends love him for it and the wandshop in England got alot more young costomers buying new wands since they loved him Being goofy so much he just decided to keep the old dog around and keep him as a friend.
''Edwin, Rebecca called me and told me you needed my help''
Eric finally realized that Edwin wasn't Edwin anymore but goofy
''yeah he told me *ahyuk* and my Garwsh was he scared more scared than I ever seen the poor boy''
the two sat down in big leather arm chairs and he finally realized he was in Edwin's private book library
''so are these ALL of Edwin's personal books?'' Eric said with his mouth Agape.
''yuppers!'' goofy said Excidedly and then finished with ''all 15,574 of them''
and then he slunked down in his chair and pointed at the glass case of the nine books the first seven were all of the harry potter books and the other two were the tales of the beedle the bard and most of all Inkheart
Eric moved closer to the bookcase it had writing on it... and it read
Property of Fanface the first and the writers society
if anyone other than my son reads aloud from these books
they will be given the curse of the silvertounge!
Eric was now terrified out of his mind ''Fangface the first?'' he finally realized that this was Allen's mom's book collection! ''How long have you had this goofy?''
''oh for about ten years now, that's how ''Edwin can read things into books and not control what comes out of them'' if it was Allen who read aloud from all of these books he would be given the true gift of his mom his 11th form..His master form.
''would you care if I called Allen and tell him the situation do you think he would come?''
goofy stood up and opened the door ''I'm already here dude'' I don't know where astrid is though I read aloud from the tales of beedle the bard to her and then poof she was gone'' goofy walked over to his guardian and put an arm around him and put his finger under his chin so there eye's met contact and said ''what story did you read astrid into?'' Allen finally cried and ended up hugging goofy tight and said ''the warlocks hairy heart''
''and now she's proboly gonna die because of me! I get it I'm worthless a waste of space A-'' goofy just ran up to him and hugged him tight and just said ''I signed that contract so I could protect the one person she loved the most...Which was you'' Allen looked up at goofy and smiled
and just buried his face in his chest feeling like nothing could hurt him nomore so he decided to stay in the tooniverse and meet the family members he never thought he had..
''I'm off to bed'' Eric finally said after witnessing the *fluff* between goofy and Allen and if Eric EVER did anything stupid (or should I say goofy XD) he would be beaten with a sack of florida oranges
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