Uh Uh. Time for ze new fic da ze. It'll be more than good they're GREAT!
SO LIKE um, Fyuki City Fifth Holy Grand Prix starto! IT'S Race to the finish! (Dis Carnival Phantasm ep 9) So dere be Sabar wif SHioru and lion (like dose kid rides were u put in quartrs). It kawaii desu. Lancar has hiS GAY BARLgh Car dwhic fast. N other carzzz. And ofc. ILLYA wif Hercules. Den sum1 ask how da illya GONNA RACE btu obv its Hercalkles become meguca = BerserCAR!
There also Rin who be cheapsake and want monies. She poor so she cant screw da rules, and uh other pplz. No Sabar alter cuz yeaaaaa. Dunno.
Anyways Race start! Saber very suogi and go fast on Mr. Lion! But den Lancar pass! LAncser drag speed racer sooo)09O Fast!
Rin go to Archer, "Hey ARcer, did u noes that dr4gst3rs can no turn?"
Den there was a turn-
Lancer died!
Den Castar go to honeymoons w/ Sochiorou (whatever dat Karate guy is) nd AssNotHassansin came in w/ truck to repalxe her. Rin go "How u get away from le temple?!"
Den-
The truck sides OPEN! Temple in da truckkkkkk! Assassin talk to temple "we be for3ver togetder"
Tempe no s4y athytin back…
Den Aassin run over Saber/Sriou cuz they stupid. Dey slow cuz LION IS KING! LION NEEDS FOOD. LION NEEDS LANCER as FEWDSS. So Saber lose cuz she no eat Lanser b4 he ded.
Dis cool. But then BerserCAR shoot missle N kiels Asassin temple. Den shits happen and Gil show up in his GilGil MACHINE (gold motorcycle) and use Enkidu and berzreker blow up when he try 2 shoot missle and get free"
Ks then Ilia ISH SAD CUZ (all her [pegasis nights die when Fiora atick Uhai wif army of peg knights. Who da fux use peg knits against arcers. Esp sicne Fiora only lv 7 and she sux0rz) her car BLEW UP ad ley dere.
Den RIDER SHOW UP. Its LUVIA. She use her Sraphire wand 2 go meguca! Den Rin become meguca! And summon ALncer and ARcer! Den Cu Culian taek out Gay Blog! But Arcer pusls out Gae Blog and "GAE BOLG"
BUT! Peppy show up and give adice, "DO A BARREL ROLLLLL!" Den Lancer ROL FAST! He so cool!
BUT GAE BOLG get clozer 2 Lanser! =( Pepy go, "USE The gboost 2 get THRU!"
Lanzer boost! But-
Lancer died!
Den, LUvia mad and shot lots fof jE3wl da RIn- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Den Rin car blow up. Den Da Kaleidosticks be troll. Den RIN and LUvia go back 2 normal and FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL from da sky. Being meguca is suffering Ruby see Illya who go PRiRSMA ILLYA!
Gil no happy cuz HE DON'T LIKE LOLIS ONLY SABER! He use ca BATGATES OF BABAALYOooooooooonN! "DIE MEAT DOLA IMA WIN w;if mai PRO gami skilsz" (gil has golen Xbox lul)
Den Ilya Use Sabaaar card powah den turn into TSunD3re Saber "Itssss…not like…I like you or anything."
Gil NOseBLEED n fall off his moatar cycles and blpow up! Kirei (who is da referee of da race) go, "REJOICE GILGAMESH! For your daems has finasly cuom true"
So ten SHINJI kun show up! He get Rider! Rikder is suogoi cuz she has GOD A+ RIDNUG RIDER SKILZ. So den shinji WIN DA RACE! Bet u no think he so good dat he win!
"HAHAHA! My servant is the strongest!" go da Shinji
Da purple kawaii Grail-kun show up n say, "Wat wish u want Shinji-kun, HUHUHU!"
Shiji say, "I want mai voice 2 give me super STRENGTH!"
Grail say, "No sorryies only Triastan's voice give him supear powas. Make noter wish HUHUHU"
SHInigeki say, "I want to destroy the world!"
Den kTIchz3n nife drop to flowr. Grail say, "Friendmaker!"
Shinji go, *derp*
Grail wisper, "Go destroy the world."
Ze other servants were not amused.
"EXABKURBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUR!" " I am ze bone of my sward…blah blha" "GAAYYYYYY BLOGGGGGGGGGG" "Let me show u da POWER OF MONEY (as da gate openerz)" "LOLI MAGIK BLAST!" (ilya)
Den Shinji fly up high from da attacks and Shinji's blasting off again!
