Cartman made his way over to the couch with a bag of Cheesy Poofs and the remote.

He plopped down and turned on the T.V.. Terrence and Phillip were on.

The phone rang.

"MOMMMM!" Cartman called out.

The phone rang again.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEM!"

The phone was still left unanswered.

"God Dammit!"

Cartman reached out to the phone, "Hello"

"Hello, this is George. Is Leann home?"

"NO! If she were do you think I would have answered?"

"Excuse me? Well, uh, if you could just tell her the paperwork for Laura is done."

"Who the hell is Laura?"

"Oh, are you Eric?"

"Yeah! NOW WHO THE HELL IS LAURA?"

"Well, um, I'm not sure your mother would want me to tell you but Laura is your little half sister."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah you see 5 years ago your mother got pregnant with her and the father just died and in his will he asked for Laura to be taken care of your mother. We told your mother all about it and in 3 days or so she will be transported to your home."

"Weak!" Cartman said as he slammed the phone down to hang up.

"MOM! THE FUCK?"