Forewarning...This is done entirely in dialogue. There are three characters represented. This very quick little snippet will either make you smile and laugh, or scream at the computer screen in frustration. LOL let me know which one happens to you.

Bridgie


"This is insane!"

"No, it's not. You love her."

"Yes it is! She's beautiful and all, but I'm not trying to die!"

"Shut up and get your ass up there."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"N—"

"If I have to drag you up there, I will make it worth my while."

"You wouldn't."

"I would."

"You couldn't."

"I can."

"You bastard."

"I know exactly who my daddy is."

"Screw you. I don't see you doing this for your girlfriend."

"That's because as much as I like her, I don't love my girlfriend."

"How do you know?"

"Because I do. Get your ass up there! Stop stalling!"

"But what if she hates me?"

"She isn't going to hate you."

"Maybe I shouldn't do this."

"Oh for crying out loud! I'll do it!"

"NO! She's—"

"Who's down there?"

"Huh, hey, baby. I, uh—"

"It's the middle of the night, Troy."

"Yeah, that's Chad's fault."

"It's Chad's fault that the Earth turned half way around since you saw me last?"

"No…no, I meant. It's Chad's fault that I am here in the middle of the—"

"Do it, man!"

"Baby, I was wondering, if, well…"

"Wondering if?"

"Iloveyou."

"Dude, so she can understand you."

"I loveyou."

"What are you trying to say, Troy? I can't hear you."

"I LOVE YOU!"

"Yes!"

"That was Chad."

"I know. You love me?"

"Yes."

"I, uh, I love you too. I just thought you'd think I was being a stupid girl."

"I really want to kiss you right now."

"Ewww…"

"Me too."

"I could climb the tree."

"Do it!"

"Please?"

"I love you so much, Troy."

"I love you too, baby."

"Gabriella, would you go to Prom with me?"

"Yes. I can't wait!"

"I hate dances."

"No one asked you, Chad!"

"You guys really have to get out of here before my mom wakes up. She'll kill you both."

"Love you."

"Love you too."

"God, you're kissing again? Man, we gotta get out of here!"

"See you in the morning."

"I'll pick you up at 7:45."

"Awesome! Now, can we get out of here already? I think I just saw her mom's light turn on!"

"Dude! That was awesome! I told her!"

"Dude, get us the hell out of here before her mom like crushes your old, beat up truck with her super mom powers!"