A/n: Hey had to take a break from my non-humorous stories! This is my first humor! Plez don't be mean!
WARNING: Mild cussing, mention's of drugs, and EXTREME STUPIDNESS! (and tinnie winnie little bits of slash! No detail tho just funny!)
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"Hey Miley! Guess what?" Lilly said riding down the street on her skateboard.
"What?" Oliver asked with a goofy grin on his face.
"I got this book of curses! Look, I can do all this cool stuff."
"Yah right Lilly! That stuff doesn't work!" Miley said laughing.
"Yes it does!" Lilly said.
"No it doesn't." Oliver said. Lilly glared. She opened the book and said a few strange words.
"There. Now tomorrow we will have opposite ego's!" She said. Miley smirked and said,
"Yeah right. Sure." Lilly started to walk away. She turned around and said,
"We'll see tomorrow."
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Miley meet Lilly and Oliver at there Lockers that next morning. Lilly was wearing a pink frilly dress, Oliver was reading the dictionary and wearing a suit, and Miley had on a halter that showed her stomach and a way to short mini skirt, and leather boots that went up to her knees. She had on TONS of black eyeliner and red lipstick.
"Hey everyone! Its an absolutely glorious morning!" Lilly screamed as a few birds flew in through the window and sang, and Bambi walked in with Thumper smiling widely, Miley glared and pulled out a rifle. She aimed it at Bambi and killed it with one shot. Lilly burst into tears and cried,
"You stupid Bambi killer!"
"Shut it dumb ass." Miley replied. Lilly started crying on Oliver, who looked at her like she was a repulsive animal.
"This is absolutely, positively, revolting!" He said with a british accent. Just then, Becca Weller walked up.
"Hey Ollie! Are on for movies tonight? Me and you could cuddle." She said. He scowled and said,
"Sorry dear chap, the only person I would like to hold beside me is Jesse McCartney that boys is so fine!" Everyone backed away slowly. Miley put a pack of gum in her mouth and started chewing while she sang,
"Shut your damn mouth, before I shove this book up your ass!" Everyone stared at her.
"What? You peeps you gotta prob wit me and my punk rockin' new song!" She asked. Lilly walked up crying,
"Miley, why must you say these evil words? They make me hurt inside!"
"Lillian, what are you crying about?" He asked in a British accent.
"Its just so hard to be strong, when you feel oh so weak!" She said in a preppish voice. Miley shot her the bird. Just then Johnny Collins walked up.
"Miley, I love you and your bold look so much! Marry me?" He asked staring at her.
"Whatcha lookin' at fuzzy head?" She asked. Just then Lilly burst into song,
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?" Miley glared at her and said,
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a scuzy, Fuzzy Wuzzy was a huzzy, fuzzy wuzzy DIED!" Lilly burst into tears and said,
"Just like Bambi! Poor Bambi!" Miley rolled her eyes and said,
"What happen to my gay hommie, Oliver?" They looked in his locker and saw him sitting in there, Making out with a Jesse McCartney poster.
"WTF!" Miley said.
"What ever are you doing?" Lilly asked. Oliver burst into tears and said,
"It hurts that he can never be mine! Wahhhhhhh! Someone hold me!" Just then Ryan Evans appeared. (From High School Musical) (A/n: I love Lucas Grabbel so no one yell at me cuz of this! he's the only character i could think of that could be gay! oh and you guys know i love Ollie, but they are there excact opposites and since Ollie's so girl crazy, in this he's guy crazy!)
"I'll hold you!" He said. Oliver giggled and blushed.
"Sure. Anything for Ry-Ry!" He said. Ryan smiled and said,
"Okay hott stuff!" Ryan said. The two ran off to...Who cares? They aren't important in this story anyway!
"Lets go to Build-a-Bear and build a bear of friendship!" Lilly said smiling. Miley scowled and said,
"I have a better idea...why don't we blow up Build-a-Bear!" Lilly gasped and says,
"No! People might get hurt!"
"Duh!" Miley said. She started to walk off,
"Hey where are you going?" Lilly asked.
"To go smoke some weed!" Miley called back. Lilly ran after her and said,
"No! That's not the right thing to do!" She called. "Do what your heart tells you to!" She said. Miley turned around.
"My heart says, That if I don't get to that ally soon, Someone's gonna get hurt!" Lilly shrieked and ran off to go pet some purple and pink polka-dotted llama's!
A/n: I AM HYPER! LOL! REVIEW IF YOU WANT SOME MORE CHAPPIE'S! Love you guys!
