The Ravenwood lunch Tables

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Chapter 1

Technicorn and the list of symptoms

Fred Boompants: Hey guys!

Galen Nightstalker: What…

Fred: I got a new wand! Look it lights up!

Galen: all wands do.

Fred: yes but his one is powered by… ELECTRICITY!

Galen: …its pointy…. OMG IT'S A UNICORN HORN!

Fred: wha-

Galen: YOU'RE A UNICORN WITH AN ELECTRIC HORN! A TECHNICORN!

Fred: NO! I'm not a technicorn!

Galen: DENIAL!

Fred: What!

Galen: QUESTIONING!

FRED: I'm confused…

Galen: CONFUSION!

Fred: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

Galen: AMNESIA!

Fred: OKAY, I GIVE UP!

Galen: YES! (Turns to wizard sitting next to him) Told you I could drive him insane without magic!

Fred: *groans*.