The Ravenwood lunch Tables
Disclaimer: If I owned Wizard101 would I be writing this?
Chapter 1
Technicorn and the list of symptoms
Fred Boompants: Hey guys!
Galen Nightstalker: What…
Fred: I got a new wand! Look it lights up!
Galen: all wands do.
Fred: yes but his one is powered by… ELECTRICITY!
Galen: …its pointy…. OMG IT'S A UNICORN HORN!
Fred: wha-
Galen: YOU'RE A UNICORN WITH AN ELECTRIC HORN! A TECHNICORN!
Fred: NO! I'm not a technicorn!
Galen: DENIAL!
Fred: What!
Galen: QUESTIONING!
FRED: I'm confused…
Galen: CONFUSION!
Fred: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
Galen: AMNESIA!
Fred: OKAY, I GIVE UP!
Galen: YES! (Turns to wizard sitting next to him) Told you I could drive him insane without magic!
Fred: *groans*.
