A/N: GUYS! RANDOM TIME! This a sequel to Never Give an Authoress Sugar, and it takes place a little after the events of Emilia Jay's Random Crack Fun Time~! YAY!

Disclaimer: The original idea is mine, the spin-off is Emilia's, and Hetalia belongs to neither of us… Unless Emilia is secretly Hidekaz. Which would be awesome. AWESOME, I SAY.


So, once Canada crashed from all of the Skittles he ate, the lone Gilbird he had held captive swam away. Russia Gaga was too busy eating his meat dress to notice all of his vodka being drank by Gilbird.

"SPEAK, I SAY!" America was trying to get his giraffe to talk. He then started to poke it with a stick. Because the power of cookies compelled him to.

England looked down on Earth from his giant Flying Mint Bunny and tsked, "No, the world shouldn't be rainbow colored or red colored. My dear friends it should be…" He took out some 'scones', "SCONE COLORED!" And so, he flew around the world, bombarding Earth with his (disgusting) rocks of DEATH.

This makes me wonder… What color is a scone? Is it pink? Because I don't think it's supposed to be black…

Canada woke up and looked around. He didn't find his Gilbird. Tears filling his eyes, he grabbed his Death Note (because HE IS KIRA) and wrote Gilbird's name in it.

Fluffy Angelcakes Nathanial the Third…

THE MOST TERRIFYING NAME ON EARTH!

He started to obsessively check his watch. Forty seconds later, every last Gilbird in Prussia's army was struck dead. By drowning. Because they're all underwater.

And so, Denmark transformed into a mermaid and started to sing. Because the power of cookies compelled him to as well. Norway rode in on his horse (who could breathe underwater for some reason) and took Denmark into his arms. Prince Norway whisked Denmark away to his castle of marshmallows to live out the rest of their lives among fluffitude.

And fluffitude is a word. Why?

Because I'm a wordinator. This actually is a word. It makes sense if you don't look it up.

But who cares about the two random Nordics who invaded this story? Let's go to Prussia! Because Prussia is AWESO- Wait, he's dead. Killed by all the rabid squirrels.

Belarus smiled and followed France to the bedroom he took Italy to. After rescuing Italy from a froggy demise, she handed him to Japan and flew away on rainbows. Up above, she met Nyan Greece and married Greece.

Russia Gaga, dejected, decided to become an Egyptian God at Egypt's request.

America plummeted to the ground, when suddenly he was saved by… KIR- I mean Canada. Canada became head of the American police force and continued to kill bad people.

Then, a voice from Heaven boomed, "Make way! Make way for your Goddess!" Hungary stepped down the long staircase from Heaven and looked over her subjects. He shook her head and said,

"There isn't enough yaoi! Begin the love process!" She stepped up once more, allowing the Angel of Love to swoop down and bestow yaoi goodness to the world.

And his name was Germany.

Germany the Angel of Love hit Italy and took him away. Poor Italy just keeps being kidnapped…

Then, above in the Heavens, Goddess Hungary was challenged by Egyptian God Russia Gaga!

Egyptian God Russia sent out Nyan Belarus!

Goddess Hungary chooses China-mon!

China-mon used Wok! Belarus used Squirrel Swarm! China was poisoned! China lost some HP due to poison! China-mon used Ladle! Nyan Belarus fainted! China-mon gained one EXP! Goddess Hungary got $22000!

RUSSIA GAGA THEN DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO DEFEAT HUNGARY WAS TO USE YURI AND CAPS ABUSE! HE CAUSED BELARUS TO KISS LICHTENSTEIN!

Switzerland was so angry, THE WORLD EXPLODED AGAIN!

And then Spain recreated the world into a one where everyone was a turtle. And he was the Turtle God.

The End! :D