Black Lagoon and RWBY crossover
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if instead of being raised by her dad and sister, her dad decided that Ruby needed a strong mother figure and sent her to live with Summerls older sister in Roanapur…oh…OH SHIT! Au OOC and femslash harem and bashings)
"Hey I said put your hands up!" A robber said advancing on a person in a red cape in the back of a dust. Grabbing the shoulder caused the girl to turn around, looking up at him with a young face and confused silver eyes. The reason she didn't hear him was because of the headphones blaring music in her ears, which he motioned for her to take off.
"Yes?" The girl drawled boredly as she removed the headphones.
"Put your hands up!" The guy demanded again, causing her to blink at him almost incredulously.
"Are you… robbing me?" The girl asked in a tone that he mistook for innocent confusion…
"Yes!" He said glaring at the girl who then smirked deviously.
"Oh." She said grinning… in a heartbeat he was sent flying back into the wall at the front of the store. Another guy came running up at the cape wearing girl who pretty much tackled him through the storefront window. Standing on top of the downed guy, the caped girl pulled out her scythe and spun it to get it to full length in a series of clicks and clanks, a click ended her music as she held the scythe against her shoulder easily.
"Well? Get her!" The man that seemed to be in charge of the robbery ordered the rest of the flunkies. In a burst of rose petals… all three of the remaining flunkies were taken down and there was a blade to the leaders neck.
"Pathetic. Just pathetic. Is the standard for criminals now? No wonder Tyotia (Aunt) Sofiya scoffs whenever new blood shows up at home." Ruby said scoffing in the guys face as she stared at him coldly.
"Are you okay old man?" Ruby asked looking past the prep to the dust shop owner who had stumbled to the doorway.
"Yes I'm fine ma'am. Thank you for intervening, bad for business if I have to use the security system." The man said wiping his brow with a rag, causing the girl to smirk.
"Can't have that now can we? Now mister Torchwick. I have heard of your…reputation and am looking to both expand my aunt and uncles criminal empire and start my own here. I already have a good start, informants, legal businesses to hide illegal ones that bring in more lien than you think they could, a few good operatives… all curtesy of my gracious aunt and uncle who decided to give me a good starting foundation." The girl said casually and causing Roman to gulp slightly. This girl was a criminal too, one much stronger and with professional training it seemed.
"You know my name but I'm afraid I don't know yours Red." Roman said nervously eyeing the large scythe blade against his neck.
"Hmm since you wish to know it so bad… my name is Ruby… Ruby Rose-Pavlovena Chang." Ruby said causing Roman's eyes to widen in disbelief and slight horror. Everyone in the underworld knew those two last names. They were the last names of the top crime couple from Roanapur. Balalaika, the leader of Hotel Moscow, and Mr. Chang, the boss of the Triads. Everyone knew that the two had taken in one of Balalaika's nieces when the girl lost her mother at a very young age, and they raised and trained her to be the next Head of both organizations! No one knew that the fifteen year heiress was here in Vale though!
"Ah I see you know of my aunt and uncles reputation and therefore know who I am. Good. Now what I have propositioned for you Mister Torchwick is simple. Work for me. Become one of my loyal workers and I will treat you fairly and accordingly. Aunt and Uncle have always taught me to respect and appreciate any good workers or soldiers under my command. I reward good jobs handsomely and punish failures accordingly." Ruby said her voice dead serious as she removed her scythe from his neck while he stared up at her wide eyed.
"Do not answer me now. We do not have time before one of my informants and workers gets here and we will be watched by outside eyes. In three days decide your answer and come here to tell the old man over there. He will get your response to me and we will go from there. If you don't want to work with me that is fine, I will not force you too but you would be wise to keep your mouth shut about who I am and stay out of the way of any of my operations. If you do work for me… we'll be in touch. Now go and I'll pretend to give chase. Act as you normally would." Ruby ordered causing him to snap from his shock and fire a round off at her, making her dodge lazily and chase him up onto a nearby roof where a bullhead was waiting for him.
LINE BREAK TIME
"Well Miss Rose, I'll just call you that for convenience sake, welcome to Beacon. Professor Goodwitch will help you enroll and see to it that you get your supplies in time for the trip tomorrow. Have a nice night." Ozpin said smiling and waving as he left the room, making Ruby wave back happily… as soon as he was gone and she knew he left the building her fake smile and wave fell faster than a cinder block.
"How do you stand working with him? He practically screams pedophile." Ruby asked looking at Glynda who as diligently working on something on her data top. Filling out the necessary information for her entrance to Beacon no doubt.
"A lot of tea, aspirin, cigarettes and daydreams of assassinating him ma'am. Do you want me to downplay your skills so you do not stand out too much?" Glynda asked not looking up from her data top.
"How many times must I say it Glynda? Just call me Ruby. You are my fiancé after all. Hmm…I'll stand out either way as a fifteen year old getting into a school for seventeen year olds. Might as well give the basic descriptions of all my skills on the off chance that they truly need to know." Ruby said taking a cigarette pack out of a hidden pocket and lighting it, handing one to Glynda as well while the woman blushed.
Turns out that Ruby's uncle turned adoptive father had a sense of humor. He listed all of the girls and women he enlisted under Ruby's personal protection detail/criminal organization as her fiancés…which meant that Ruby had roughly at least ten fiancés in Vale at any given momemt…all women… and all of whom adored their 'Bloody Crime Princess' as she was titled at a young age. Ruby grew up knowing that… and honestly saw nothing wrong with it at all. Who needed men? She had a personal harem of very powerful women after all. She gave an unladylike snort at what Glynda said before she finished the profile and turned her full attention to her 'Princess'.
"This will be an interesting year."
