Smiley Miley: Hola!!! As always it's the poor little narrator, AKA Smiley Miley, and I'm here to tell you that unfortunately a new person has joined the Fearsome Four, so I guess it would kinda be the fearsome five, but whateva, kay so now to introduce our new author: Retard_Bud!!!.

(Retard_Bud enters the room and waves awkwardly before falling flat on his face)

Smiley Miley: Yeah he's pretty obviously related to Penny.

Retard_Bud: Who's Penny?

Smiley Miley: Though he has an IQ lower than Dez…

Retard_Bud: I do not… BELIEVE IT!!!

Smiley Miley: I do not believe you stole the crappiest catchphrase ever created…

Retard_Bud: …

Smiley Miley: Kay Zane, what's your ficcie about?

Retard_Bud: Naruto! Believe i-

Smiley Miley: Finish that sentence and you die retard.…

Retard_Bud: Plz don't eat me!!!

Smiley Miley: What about Naruto Zane?

(Retard_Bud smiles evilly and makes Miley a little uneasy.)

Retard_Bud: Same thing you do to Penny and Dez!!!

Smiley Miley: Oh fu- (Miley is then zapped by the shiny silver clicker of awesome and sent into the Naruto world)

Retard_Bud smiles before sitting down on Miley's awesome director chair of awesome and pulls out his Naruto manga.

Character Profiles: (Us and OCs)

Pen Vass/Penelope Grey: Pen is the eldest daughter of the main family in the Vass clan (Yes, I made it up. Yes, they have a bloodline limit. And yes you just have to deal.) Specializes in Taijutsu and has the ability, like other members of her clan, to change her body into another substance such as iron or water, though the more complex the substance the more chakra it takes, fire is the most difficult to maintain.

De Toya/Destiny Rivers: Pretty much the same as normal 'cept for the name change, specializes in earth style ninjutsu. Was used to balance out the team, (Not so surprising). Oh yeah and I killed off her parents. I'm so evil.

Kat Nakamura/Kaitlin Austin: Lives on the Vass compound though no one really knows why. Specializes in Genjutsu.

Aki/A.J. Lan: Brains of his team (Think Kabuto but not as lame), and because I feel like it, he has a crush on Sakura, uses what I think the sitch calls for.

Tetsuya Vass/Zane Black: Pen's cousin, mostly the same abilities, but less smarts. (I am pretty damn sure I did not write that!!!)

Miley/Miley: Like Tenten, but she doesn't suck so bad.

Iwao Sensei: I will fill this in later

Mayumi Sensei/Lori's mom: She scares me more in this…