Summary: What will happen when Kiba finds love with a blonde durning the Chunin exams?

AN: I got this idea of having an Akatsuki Sensei which will ONLY be Hidan and Zetsu in respect of the Author of Akatsuki Sensei its really good check it out its by The Loard's Fallen Angel.

'blah' is thinking

"blah" is talking

Disclamer: I own Nothing except my 4 oc's for Zetus and Hidans teams there me and my friend's on dosent have an account sad i know the other is shes Akia Anyone that wants to clame tome as there oc leave it in the comments/reviews first come first serve


With Hidan's Team

"Hidan sensei I think the Hidden mist village is the other way." Akia says as she watches Hidan look around like he's lost "What the FUCK did you FUCKING say Akia ?" Hidan yells "Just that the Mist Village is the other way because it looks like your lost." Akia calmly says. Akia is 10 years old has long blonde hair down to her butt she has lavender eyes, she wears a lavender dress that has no shoulders and goes down to mid-thigh with a bright red belt, a fish net shirt under her dress that covers her shoulders and black leggings with heeled shinobi sandels.

"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TYING TO PRAY TO JASHIN HERE YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS!" yells Leo is 10 years old(that's me yay im a mini Hidan) Leo has spiky blood-red hair with dark blue eyes that have a red markings going down from his eyebrows to his cheeks, He wears a blood-red tank-top with the Jashin symbol on it under a black short-sleeved fish net tee-shirt, black and white shorts with Jashin's name along the sides of them, his legs are taped from his knees to his ankles and standard black sandels.

"Leo what the FUCK?" Hidan shouts at him "Cant you FUCKING see where FUCKING lost you DIPSHIT?" Hidan finishes his rant to find Naruto walking away from them (Yup Naruto is with us yay) "Where the FUCK do you tink your going blondie?" Hidan yells "To the mist village for the chunin exams." he says with a big smile plastered to his face "Naruto that's the wrong way." Aika says. Naruto turns around "Is this the right way Akia?" Naruto asks. Akia nods and grabs Leo by his hair and drags him with them. "Let the FUCK go of me you FUCKING WOMAN!" Leo yells as his prayer has been interupted.

With Zetus's team

Zetsu mumbles to himself about when he'll get his next meal it's already been a week and he was getting hungry again. "Zetsu sensei are you okay?" comes a timid question "Yes, I'm fine." comes a nice reply "No, I'm hungry." comes a dark reply "Can you wait untill we get to the Mist Village" came the same timid reply "No Shi I cant" zetsu said darkly "Quick split up Zetsu is hungry and needs food" Shi quickly loosing her timid demeanor and gaining authoridy. Shi is 13 years old she has waist length light purple hair tied back in a high pony tail her bright yellow eyes stand out from her dark blue knee length skirt with two slits on the sides and fish net leggings and her black tee-shirt with a bright pink heart on it.

"Got it Shi" Came a loud shout from her right "Okay Kiba keep your nose open for someone" Shi shouts to Kiba "I know the drill Shi" Kiba shouts back to her. Kiba and his Dog Akarumaru search for food for Zetsu but they find nothing so the head back to Zetsu and see Zetsu almost done with his food "Shi how did you get him food so fast?" Kiba asks "Oh you know I just used my looks the used my crystal ice spear" Shi says in a-you-should-have-guessed tone "Ahhh right" Kiba replied. *om nom nom om nom nom* is heard coming from Zetsu "it still creeps me out when he eats" Shi says as she watches Her sensei eat "You guys are so annoying" Comes a soft but yet loud voice from behind Kiba and Shi "Tome don't sneak up on me like that" Shi screams at the said boy of 12. Tome has a hair color similar to Zetsu's his eyes are red with no pupil he wares a brown cloak over his black tank-top and tan Shorts, he has fish net finger less gloves on to "You are a ninja you should have known I was behind you" Tome says from the tree his head is phasing out of "Damn dude you need to teach me that" Says Kiba with a smirk "No" came the simple reply *Burp* "okay let's get moving guys" said Zetsu in a nice way "okay sensei" said the three genin in reply as the four make they're way to the Hidden Mist Village.

Hidan's Team again

"Are we FUCKING their yet you DUMB BITCH" leo shouts at Akia as she still drags him through the forest "Almost" came Akia's simple reply "Dumb Bitch interrupting my praying" mumbles Leo under his breath. "It's about FUCKING time" came Hidan as the mist village came into view "WOW" exclaimed Naruto "I never thought that we would make it with Hidan Sensei getting us lost" Naruto says "I FUCKING heard you, you FUCKING SHITHEAD when I get a hold of you you're gonna be in so much FUCKING pain" Hidan yells as he tries to get Naruto to no avail as Akia has ahold of his collar "Sensei we need him alive for the examis" Akia says "Fine" came Hidans sigh. the four walk up the path to the Mist Village with Naruto looking in awe at EVERYTHING "Naruto Hurry The FUCK up you IDEOT" Leo yells to Naruto who stoped and started to drool at a raman shop "NARUTO" Leo shouts but no response from the dazed naruto so leo oppts to just hit him over the head and drag him along "OWWWWWWWW that Hurt Leo" Naruto whines as he comes to "Just shut the FUCK up" said leo words laced with speak-and-I-kill-you Naruto just layed there on the floor not wanted to anger the young Jashinest. "Okay all you have to do is fill out this paper work" said a brunette that sounded like he was sick "This is a lot of FUCKING paper work to FUCKING do" Hidan yelled at the man "Sensei dont get so bent out of shape its only four papers and you only have to fill out one just like Leo, Naruto and I do" Akia said as she took the papers and handed them to everyone "what the FUCK do i do with this FUCKING thing" leo said to Akia "Fill it out" came her reply "Fine" leo said as he bit his index finger and started to fill it out in blood "done ae you FUCKING happy BITCH" leo said as he handed it to akia "Did you need to fill it out in blood" she said "Yup" leo said with a smile. with the paper work done Team Hidan went to check into there hotel.

With Team Zetsu agian

Team Zetsu walks in as team Hidan is walking out and Causing a big scene, "that team needs help" says Shi as she walks with Zetsu to get the paper work."I know but that blonde is kinda cute" Kiba blurts out "What have you seen his teammates there Crazy so she's probley crazy too Kiba" Shi shouts 'why dont you like me' she thinks "I just said he was cute" Kiba retorts "Will you both be quite your acting like five year olds" came the stern voice of tome "Listen to him or els" Said Zetsu darkly "Yes Sensei" said Kiba and Shi at the same time. After getting the paper work and almost scaring the chunin handing out the paper work team Zetsu walk to there hotel. "you know the Mist village is really cool" Kiba says as he looks around at all the shops that have so many different things then the shops back at the Grass village, "I know we need to go shoping kiba" Shi replies happily "for sure" kiba says with a smile 'when he smiles he just gets hotter' "Shi you Gawking again" Wispered tome Shi wakes up out of her thoughts and runs to chatch up to her team. As team Zetsu walks into the hotel they hear shouting and death threats yelled from one of the floors "Great that crazy team is staying here aswell" Shi says sadly 'and that dumb blonde is here to' she thinks bittlerly, Zetsu walks up to the desk "what floor are we on" he says potley "umm team Zetsu you are on the fifth floor good luck" replies the man at the desk "why is that crazy team up there" Zetsu asks "Yah they are and your room is right accrosed from theres" "WHAT!" Cries Shi knowing that the crazy team and that blonde that has Kibas affection is there. As they carry Shi up to they're room because she fanted from the shock, they walk into there room and hear yelling and cursing comming from the room accross the hall "Tome go tell them to Shut up" Zetsu orders darkley "Yes Sensei" tome says as he walks through the closed door and over the team Hidans room Tome knocks on the door to be opened by a short red head "What the FUCK do you FUCKING want ugly" leo shouts at tome "Keep quiet or it wont end well for you or your team" Tome threatens "I would love to see you FUCKING try to hurt me freak" leo says as he slams the door shut.

With Team Hidan & Team Zetsu

With the door slamed Leo Walks back to his team "Leo who was at the DAMN FUCKING door" yelled "Just some FUCKING freak telling us to keep it FUCKING quiet" he replied as some one taped him on his sholder "What the Fuck do you Fucking want" Leo says as he turns around to see Tome "Who the Fuck are you" Hidan yells at tome "Tome now keep quite or i'll get the rest of my team" warns Tome "I dant Fucking care who you Fucking bring" Hidan yells as he gets up and grabs his scythe ready to kill the intruder when there's a knock on the door agian "Fuck akia get the Fucking door and Leo dont let this Fucking freak out of your sights" demanded Hidan. Akia opens the door to meet a girl with light purple hair "What do you want" asked Akia, 'so Kiba is attracked to this ugly girl' thinks Shi as she see's Tome "Tome Zetsu sensei told me to help you" Shi said as she kicked Akia in her face 'now your even uglyer' she thinks as she stands next to Tome "what about Kiba?" Tome questioned "He'll be here in a minute" she replied "Who the Fuck is this Fucking Kiba guy" Leo demanded "are team mate that will kick your sorry ass's" Shi said with a smirk "I'd Like to see him Fucking try" Leo said as he made a few hand signs "Blood style Blood chain Jutsu" Leo yelled as Blood chains came out of his hands and wraped around Tome and Shi constricting there movements "What is this" yelled Shi "My Blood Chains they get tighter and tighter the more you struggle" Leo says evily. Naruto walks out of his bedroom and looks at everyone "Im trying to sleep" he yawns ans is about to turn around but the door brakes down and Naruto get hit in the head with a piece of the door "Okay now your Dead" he Shouts as he Jumps on top of the person that broke the door down "what is you and your Teams problem" Naruto yells "you can go and brake the door down" Naruto yells as he pins person down "Now tell me your Name" he demamded "its Kiba" he replied "Now why are you here" naruto asks "To help my team" Kiba says glaring at the blonde 'now he's even cuter' Kiba thinks...


Cliffhanger Mawhahahahahah...

AN: i will update soon but let me know what you people think give me the truth and dont sugar coat anything i can take it