On this beautiful day in Konoha Naruto was in his apartment, trying to write a story, TRYING being the operative word here. Let's see what he has so far.

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It was a dark and stormy night…No wait, scratch that! It was a sunny and rainy… Not that, it was a bright sunny day. No! It was a warm snowy and a cold sunny… wait, what!? That makes no sense. Bowls of ramen fell from the sky, oh God please let ramen fall from the sky! God no, writer's block on the first sentence! It was a cold and sunny day, nope that won't work. The day had just started and… well, that sucks. Sitting at the Ramen stand… No that's crap, but ramen sounds good. It was a perfect day to train so… No! No, no, no, that's terrible. Kiba and Akamaru… It had been five years sense I defeated the Akatsuki…. No, I wish though. It was early and Sakura, Sasuke, and I where training… I wish Sasuke were still here. Kakashi-sensei was late… No! It was late on a summer night… It was a cloudy day… No wait! It was a cloudy night… No! It was early and I had just rolled out of bed… That sucks! Iruka-sensei was at the academy, teaching the soon to be genin… Scratch that. Anko was at the Ramen stand… No, that's crap. Choji was on his sixteenth bowl of ramen… No he would eat more than that. Ino and Shikamaru had… I forgot! This is insane, forgetting my thought on the first sentence. Sasuke went to find Itachi… No! He hates Itachi. I had been Hokage for three years… No, but I will be Hokage someday! Shino had been searching for years… No. TenTen had trained all day before… No, that won't work. Asuma had finally decided to quite smoking… I think he might die if he stopped smoking. Tsunade had finally paid all her debts… That would never happen. Garra had finally found a way to control Shakaku… No, he might go insane if that happened. Sakura and Ino became the best of friends… Wait, that doesn't even sound like a first sentence. Man, I'm never gonna get this finished. Kankuro decided to not be a pervert… I doubt it. Jiraiya stopped his "research" for Ichi Ichi Paradise… Kakashi would die! All ramen everywhere was free… why do I torture myself!!! Akamaru found himself a nice… No, that's just weird. Kiba found a girl…Sakura finally proclaimed her love for… That would never happen. Rock Lee stopped wearing a green jumpsuit… I think everyone would have a heart attack.

Neji stopped talking about destiny… Nope, never gonna happen. Hinata finally stopped being so shy… That would be cool, but I doubt it. I got it!!!! It was the perfect day to train, everyone got together to have a group training session, when all of the sudden it started to rain.