I'm getting back into story making! Remember. My ADHD and Turrets will make it hard; but hey, it's just fun to write stories again! My goal is to make thirty chapters or more. If I can do that, I'll be happy. This story is dedicated to my good friend Demonic Lil Angel, whose bitch of a mother banned her from the internet because she replied to a friend's comment! This is for you girl! Enjoy. And I own nothing.

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It was a beautiful day at the Marine Academy. A massive island that was one massive school! In the center of the school entrance was a silver statue. It showed a muscular man, with five o-clock shadow, a captain's cape, and a Marine suit. "Yup. That's dad." Said an auburn haired boy who was walking with his two friends. These three boys were the Eds, the heroes of this tale. Well, a few of the heroes. The auburn haired one was Ed the lovable lump. The grey haired one with the black ski cap was Double-D, the brains. And the shorter, spikey blue haired one was Eddy, the leader. And all three of them were wearing Marine uniforms.

"Marine Academy 9. Four star rooms, five star meals, and super advanced classes. The greatest school in the world…" Double-D started drooling "Education awaits!" by now, Eddy was… well, how to put it… let's go with, 'board as fuck'. "School. Yay." He grumbled sarcastically, causing Double-D to turn "What? You don't like school?" "FUCK NO!" Eddy screamed, sending a blast of hot hair at Double-D. The Sockhead waved his hand in front of his face "Do you ever brush your teeth?"

Ed jumped on his friend's head "What? And get rid of my many fungly friends?" Ed showed his gums, showing they were covered in germs. "Good lord!" Double-D turned booger green "I'm going to be ill!" Eddy turned pail "I don't know who to feel worse for. Ed. Or the germs."

After a few minutes of Double-D being 'ill', they walked into the building. Inside was like a five star hotel! Everything was spick and span. And students in Marine outfits were walking around. "Nice place." Said Eddy, who was moderately, impressed "We best make our way to the front desk. No dilly dawdling today." Double-D said as he started walking on. Ed just jumped around while Eddy pondered something 'Fest school, fresh rep… fresh pigeons.' Eddy smirked to himself, thinking up all kinds of scams.

"Well, well, well…" the grin Eddy had faded into a scowl, knowing who the voice belonged to "What the hell are you doing here, shovel chin?" it was in fact Kevin standing behind him. His white suit replaced his usual outfit, along with a backwards marine cap. "I could ask you the same thing." Kevin said, trying to get a reaction out of Eddy "Oh just shut up!" it worked.

With Double-D, he was working out the papers for his and his friends' entry into the school "That should do it." He said, turning the papers over to the school secretary. A rather large woman, all muscle. "These are your new class schedules." She said in a very feminine voice, taking Double-D by surprise "Oh… alright…" he walked off, giving a mental note "Don't tick her off". "Fellow-oh good lord…"

Kevin and Eddy were preparing to fight. All the kids were surrounding them, yelling "Fight! Fight! Fight!" while Ed was yelling "Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!" Kevin got into a martial arts stance, while Eddy just stood there "What? Too afraid to move, Dorky?" asked Kevin. Eddy just gave a big smirk "Doesn't matter if I get into a stance. You can't hurt me, pillow hands."

Yep. Kevin snapped. He rushed at Eddy, sending a punch… right into the poor guy's face. Eddy went flying into a wall, and onto the ground. Kevin stated laughing "What's that about not hurting you?" the kids started chanting Kevin's name. "Like I said…"

Complete and utter silence. Eddy got up! "What? HOW!" Kevin was dumbfounded while Double-D rubbed his forehead "You can't hurt me…" Eddy stretched his mouth to a very large length "Because I'm a Rubber Man!" Kevin and everyone were awestruck "Ready shovel chin?" Eddy ran at Kevin, stretching his arm far back "Gum-Gum…!" "W-Wait!" too late.

"PISTOL!"

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It feels great to be back in story telling! RnR! Tell me whatcha think!