Loonatics Unleashed: The Lab By Ralph-E-Coyote
Tech and Rev have been assigned by Ace to build more "Toys" ("THERE NOT TOY'S!"Shouted Tech), since they now have to protect the universe form the great dangers of alien disco's, they need better equipment.
Chapter 1: Minty Lab Coat
"Did Ace give you the list of the stuff he wanted?" asked Tech
"Yeah-Tech-but-its-really-a-load-of-toot-anywho. Who-wants-a-Laser-guided-MP3-player-anyway?" replyed Rev handing Tech the list.
Tech glanced at it for a few seconds before turning away in disgust. "He wants jetpacks." he said "Thing is, Tweetums has gone all Enviro-mental and made Planet Blanc a (he did "bunny ears at this point) "A carbon-free zone"" he explained
"Does-that-Reeeeally-aply-to-us? We-are-trying-to-saving-the-universe-and-all" Persuaded Rev.
"Yes, well Rev, nowadays us superhero's need to cut our Carbon foot-print, paw-print, whatever. No wonder James Bond had to ditch his Aston Martin" lectured Tech in a funny voice which Rev was laughing at.
Rev turned his attention back to the list. Clueless, he reached into the pocket of his lab coat that was on a peg on one of the walls and pulled out a plastic box of Tic Tac's. He put one in his beak and woundered why Tech was looking at him like he had solved the meaning of life."What-is-it-Tech? Is-it-my-minty-breath?"
Tech sniffed the air. "Does indeed smell kind of...minty." He said, as he was distracted "But I just realised, we could power the Jetpack on Tic Tac's!" exclaimed Tech, holding his head upright as if the amazingness of the conclusion he had got to would cause his head to fall off.
"Tech" Rev stated blandly.
"Yes?" replied Tech "Your mental" said Rev.
"That minty freshness must have gone to me 'head" theorised Tech "That's no all that's gone to your head, Tech..." Rev said.
Tech growled affectionately. Rev was transfixed. He then cringed and exclaimed "Never do that again!"
"Ok, I wont" said Tech, ashamed.
They remained silent for a few moments.
"About-those-Tic-Tac's?" said Rev at last
"oh yeah, well there designed to give a "little lift" so mabey they could be used to power a "Tac-Pack"" Tech Explained.
"Tac-Pac? Real-origonal-Tech." scowled Rev.
"Oh, did I forget, It's actualy going to be called THE TAC-PAC 9000!, BWAHAAAHAAA" Tech exclaimed, adding his best attempt at an evil laugh at the end.
"Cool-Story-Bro, Needs-more-dragons-and-stuff" Said Rev sarcastically.
At this point Ace entered. "You's two done the toys yet?"
"They aint toy's Ace!" Exclaimed Tech.
"Calm down Tech. Hey Rev baby, you got anything?"
"Save-the-romance-Ace,If-it-come's-down-to-you-or-Tech-its-ovious-who-im-gunna-pick."Said Rev.
Tech and Ace looked at him with earnest.
"Its-a-decision-I-don't-even-want-to-THINK-about-making" Rev said.
"What about the gadgets?" asked Ace, who had been put somewhat on the back foot
"Well Tweetums hasn't made it easy with all this enviroment stuff" Said Tech with an air of annoyance.
"Yeah,you-try-and-make-a-jetpack-enviromentaly-safe!" jeered Rev
"Come on guy's, the environment's an important thing to take care of" reasoned Ace.
"Caroline's a victim" Tech exclaimed
"Thats-what-she-said!" Piped Rev and the pair fell into a fit of laughter
"I don't get you's two sometimes," said Ace as he walked away.
