Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto's Akatsuki… And of course Naruto! XD J
Today was the day Akatsuki will be suck into a vortex to our world. And our time. Sure, Akatsuki are human… Only with Jutsus they can do and us can't… Still we try to mock them… Some stupid people die, because of that. Anyway, the Akatsuki will have to deal with our world. With technology… Computers, cars, other shit we have now. They have a few advance stuff like TVs, ear phones, and a refrigerators. That is all… Anyway, lets start the story!
It was a sizzling day outside. Kisame and Zetsu was out for a day. They were on their day off. Kisame and Zetsu haven't received a day off every since they joined so they are off for today. Nothing much happen on the hideout. (BTW Sasori, Itachi, Deidara, and Kakuzu are not dead. And Hidan is on the story.) Hidan was praying. Itachi was fixing his beautiful hair. Kazuku is counting his money, starting all over again and again to see if a penny or a dollar is missing. Deidara was watching drama movies. Sasori playing with his dolls (Sasori: THEY ARE NOT DOLLS!!!) I mean his puppets… Anyway they are all pretty much doing something. There night was great except for the part that Tobi keeps screaming that he saw a spider on the wall, every minute. Other than that the night went smoothly except until it happen. The Akatsukis (Kisame and Zetsu said that they won't be back till tomorrow) are so heavy sleepers that they never noticed a vortex sucked them all in it. The vortex had the color purple and yellow. Hidan was cussing in his sleep. The next day.
Hidan was the first one to wake up. He had to pee. Badly. So he peed in the bushes. He was still so sleepy he didn't noticed that the surroundings are different. The place look like a park. The sky is sky blue. The time was about 11:00 am. Then a guy in a blue suit that was happens to pass by saw Hidan peeing so the dude shouted, "HEY! NO PEEING IN THE PARK!" Hidan now wide awake looked at the dude and screamed, "DUDE! WE'RE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!" That shout woken the other Akatsukis. All were confused. "Who are you people?" the dude in the blue suit said. "Who are you?" asked Pein. "I'm Steve. A police cop." the dude said. "A police cop? What the heck is that?" Kakuzu asked. Steve blinked. "Never heard of a police cop?" "I've heard of a police cop, but didn't police have that… wearing." Kakuzu said. "Yeah. My father didn't wear that kind of dressing." Itachi said. "Whatever, anyway I saw your little friend here peeing on the bushes. Which is illegal!" Steve said. "Jeez… Sorry…" Hidan said. They all introduce themselves and Pein said sorry about Hidan. "Anyway, where are we?" asked Konan. "Where are we?" Steve asked, "In a park! In a America! Why didn't you know? You guys came here." All the Akatsukis blinked.. "A park?" Konan asked, "America?!" Then all the Akatsukis said all in the same time, "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!"
Not much of a chapter… I know… Please review! It would make me update faster! XD
