When Orochimaru uses a jutsu that makes Sasuke's personality completely change into a fun loving, caring, forgiving and more childlike person……..he ends up becoming MAGICAL NURSE WITCH SASUKE:D yes this is a crack Naruto fanfiction
Warning: Crazy Naruto Fan Girl Crack. Contains: stupidity, cross-dressing, and anime parodies. Also Contains slight yaoi. If you don't like then don't read. Also this fanfiction was just written for a few laughs, so please do not take offence. Rating : Teen???
"Blah" Talking
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'Blah' Thinking
Magical Nurse Witch Sasuke
It was a nice warm summer day, and Sasuke laid on the cool grass under shade of a tree. He was innocently looking up at the clouds in the bright blue sky above like a child or Shikamaru would. Every now and then there was a gust of wind which occasionally moved some of his jet black hair in front of his eyes. Eventually a small orange butterfly landed on Sasuke's nose. It wasn't long until Sasuke grabbed the butterfly off of his nose and crushed it in his hands.
From a safe distance away, and behind a giant rock, Orochimaru watched as his student as he crushed the butterfly. 'That's so cute.' Orochimaru thought, as he slowly crept away before Sasuke noticed he was there.
Later on that Night……….
Orochimaru was deep with in thought. 'Sasuke is way to violent for his own good. It's just a matter of time before he directs some of his anger towards me. Although I might have to use that forbidden jutsu I made specially for Itachi on him……"Soon the door to the room that Orochimaru was in opened, brining Orochimaru out of his thoughts.
"Lord Orochimaru." Kabuto said with a little smirk.
"What is it now, Kabuto? It better be something worth while!!" Orochimaru replied annoyed with his subordinate's lack of manners.
"Sasuke has gone to bed, Lord Orochimaru." Kabuto said calmly, "You had said had wanted to know when he went to bed. Also I have the scroll that you had requested." Kabuto's patience with Orochimaru's idiocy was drawing thin. 'How could he already have forgotten what he asked me to get five minuets ago!?' Kabuto sighed. It wasn't always easy working under an idiot…"If I may Lord Orochimaru, what is in the contents of this scroll?"
"You'll see later, Kabuto." Orochimaru said as he grinned.
Midnight.
'I created this jutsu so that I could control Uchiha Itachi better, but it looks like I need to use it on Sasuke instead. He's just way to violent, normally I wouldn't care as much since I AM one of the legendary Sanins, but I have to admit right now I am more afraid of Sasuke than I am of Itachi. At least Itachi is more mentally stable and less moody than Sasuke……I just hope that this jutsu works..' Orochimaru thought to himself. "I am such a genius. Although this will technically be the first time that I have ever used this jutsu…Oh well but it is worth a shot." And with that Orochimaru entered the room and crept over to the bed where his pupil was asleep. After making the appropriate hand signs and using the correct amount of chakra he used his pointer and middle finger and poked his student on the forehead. "PROZAC NO JUTSU!!!!!" 'All there is to do now is wait and see how he is when he wakes up.' Orochimaru felt confident that his jutsu had worked as he skipped happily out of Sasuke's room.
THE NEXT MORNING-
Orochimaru had stayed awake all night like a little kid waiting for Santa. But when it had reached around 7 in the morning, he couldn't wait any longer to see the results from his jutsu. It wasn't long until he made is way into Sasuke's bedroom. Although he couldn't hold in a little "Aww" when he saw how cute Sasuke looked when he was curled up on his bed. But since Orochimaru was more interested in seeing the effects of the jutsu so he carefully shook Sasuke.
It took a little bit before Sasuke opened his eyes. Sasuke slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Nyu…."
"So Sasuke, how did you sleep last night?" Orochimaru asked. 'Now I'll finally see if the jutsu really worked! But damn Sasuke looked so cute when he was asleep!!! Wait, Orochimaru focus now! Don't get distracted!!!'
"I slept fine, Uncle Orochi!!"A surprisingly cheerful Sasuke exclaimed.
It was then that sunshine poured into the room all around Sasuke, and some how little woodland creatures had entered the room too. It was like a bad parody from some Fairly Odd Parents episode…
Either Orochimaru was on crack or his jutsu had worked!!
End of Chapter 1. :D
Although I am sorry that it was so short, I promise that the future chapters will be longer!!!
