Oh Shit
Brittany,Santana and Quinn decided to go to the mall on the other side of town this week for the weekly shopping trip instead of their normal mall to see if they could find something different to buy instead of the same old clothes they had seen all year.
As they entered the mall, Britt yelled to Santana to wait up for her as she had gotten her shoe lace caught in a bench.
As Santana's name left Britt's lips 11 heads snapped over to see who the blonde girl was yelling at to see Santana and Quinn smile at the ditzy blonde and turn towards her.
As she reached Brittany, Santana was surprised to see the three girls were suddenly surrounded by what looked like a whole room full of biker GIRLZ all wearing chains and leather and looking a bit mad at them when the biggest girl Santana had ever seen walked right up to them and asked.
Santana?..Santana Lopez?
Santana looked at her with her best bitch face and said, WHO WANT'S TO KNOW?
She never saw the fist coming as she was punched right in the face,Britanny just looked shocked and Quinn started yelling what the fuck do you think your doing?
The big gal looked at britt and asked her name.
HI, I'm Brittany who are you?
The girl just yelled, BUBBLES!.. and a tiny little blue haired girl came running up and said... Yes Tia?
The giant girl(TIA) told Bubbles to take Britt to go get some ice cream..Yes Tia,Bubbles says, then grabbed Brittany's hand and said, how about you and I go get some ice cream and get to know one another?
Britt looked at Quinn and then looked down at Sanni, Santana just nodded and said you go ahead with her BrittBritt. She was'nt really sure what was happening, but she really wanted some ice cream and Sann said it was OK so Brittany just nodded and walked off with Bubbles to the food stand.
Tia looked at Quinn and asked what her name was.
Quinn thought about lying but figured this girl allready seemed to know, so she put her hand on her bulging belly and said Quinn.
Tia just looked at her for a second and realising that the girl was pregnant, said Meat get in front of her and protect the child..and a short heavy set girl with the biggest eyes either girl had ever seen stepped up to Quinn and wrapping her hands around her waist and lying her head over Quinn's belly said done.
Then Tia, seeing that Quinns belly was protected, slapped Quinn across the face so hard the she allmost snapped her neck and then said OK Meat that's good.
And the girl named Meat just nodded and stepped back.
Now things really started to get weird.
Tia looked at Santana sitting on her ass and said get up.
Santana got to her feet slowly holding her nose to stop the bleeding.
Tia looked right at her and said.Momma has told me all about you three, she said that the dumb one was untouchable and she warned us to never go near her part of town, so we could never just go to her school and beat the shit out of all of you for making her life miserable.
Allthough why she just does'nt beat you all to death we still hav'nt figured out, but she must have her reasons and none of us are stupid enough to argue with Momma's reasons.
But your on our side of town now.
Santana and Quinn are both smart enough not to pull any bitch antics when all 10 of the remaining girls start laughing at them with a completely feral look in their eyes like they would have no problem just killing them right in the middle of a crowded mall.
Santana and Quinn have also noticed that absolutely no one is even looking in the direction of these girls, as if they know better than to draw the attention of the leather clad GIRLZ to themselves.
Santana finally gets her nerve back and asked why they are giving the trinity shit as they don't even know us.
Tia just laughes in her face and says ..OH we know who THE UNHOLY TRINITY are, you all are fucking famous around these parts.
You're still alive ONLY because we know who you are, and Momma said not to go look for you and just end your worthless asses once and for all so she can have some peace at school,we know all about the names and the pushing and the slushies,OH we know who you are all right.
As Santana and Quinn look at each other with shock on their faces, Quinn wispers under her breath RACHEL?
Tia's head whips towards Quinn and she gets right up into her face ,her eyes on fire and says.
You never say Momma's name again or I won't be able to stop them(nodding her head at the rest of the girls).
When Quinn and Santana glance at the girls surrounding them they see HATE..Pure HATE.
Tia just nods and says, Yeah, you see it too huh? they WILL kill you if you ever say Momma's name in our presence again.
Now your gonna get you're nice little blonde friend and you're gonna get your asses out of OUR mall and stay the fuck on your own side of town.
But a warning...If Momma finds out we hit you, or even talked to you and she hurts us, we know what you look like now so all of us will make it our sole mission in life to end the both of yours...YOU GET ME?
Quinn and Santana just nod slowly and say nothing as Tia yells Bubbles!
Bubble's runs up pulling a laughing Brittany along with an ice cream in her hand.
As she hands Britt off to Santana and Quinn, the girls with a single sharp movement all turn and head off in different directions leaving the cheerios with nothing but air in front of them.
Quinn grabs Britt's hand and starts pulling her towards the exit to the mall saying get your ass moving Sann, and all 3 just get in the car and get the fuck out of this nasty ass part of town.
Rachel sees the Unholy Trinity leaning against the lockers as soon as she walks into school on monday,but notices they don't have a slushie in hand so figures she can safely get to her locker .
She steels herself for the insults she knows will be hurled at her as she passes and heads past the 3 Cheerios as fast as possible,She is a bit surprised by Quinn just nodding her head a little at her and Santana saying.. Sup Berry? and Brittany as allways being the friendliest of the 3, says Hi Rache.
Rachel just says a quiet hello Brittany and hurries towards her locker,as she gets to her locker she hears Brittany ask Quinn if she can go for ice cream with Bubbles again anytime soon.
When Santana hears this she jerks her head towards Rachel in time to see her stiffen, she slowly turns around and starts walking towards Brittany whose back is turned to her.
Rachel taps Brittany on her shoulder, and as the blonde turns around Rachel asks in a voice that Quinn and Santanna have never heard before(Britt? Where did you hear that name?)
Brittany ,innocent as she is does'nt notice the change in Rachel, but both of the other 2 girls do.
Quinn just grabs her tummy and says she feels a little ill, and runs off to the girls room.
Santana on the other hand realises she just can not leave Brittany alone to her fate, as even if they are not together any longer Brittany is still her best friend and Rachel looks kind of dangerous right now, and no way in hell is she leaving her alone with Brittany.
Brittany looks at Rachel with a big smile on her face and tells her that she was at the Mall on the other side of town and Bubbles took her for ice cream while Quinn and Sanni talked to a bunch of biker GIRLZ,and that she had so much fun she was just wondering when she could do it again.
Rachel looks at Santana for a second then turns back to Brittany and asks her if she could talk to Santana alone for a minute?
Brittany looks at San and when she nods and says I'll see you in math class in a minute .
Britt says OkeeDokee and skips off to class.
Santana looks at Rachel and starts to say something but seeing the look on the singers face her words just sort of fade out.
Rachel looks at Santana with a gleam in her eye and says (I think we need to keep this conversation private)as she grabs Santana's arm and literally shoves her into the room behind her,which just happens to be the Cheerio's locker room.
Santana turns to the 3 cheerleaders in the room and barks out SCRAM!
in panic they all just run out, One with her shoes still in her hand.
Santana looks at Rachel and says ..well Berry what do you want? trying to put on her best HBIC sneer.
Rachel just looks at Santana with none of the fear the girl is used to seeing from her, and tells her. MY NAME IS RACHEL.
Santana mumbles something.
WHAT? Rachel asks.
I said I Can't say your name.
WHY? Rachel demanded.
I can't tell you,Santana says.
WHY? Rachel says again.
Finally Santana just huffs and says, Tia said if any of us said your name or told you we met she would kill me, and I'm thinking she meant that in the litteral sense ,and with a little panic on her face she yells
YOU CAN'T TELL HER YOU KNOW! SHE WILL KILL ME!
Rachel just looks at Santana for a second and says ...OH SHIT, and walks out of the room.
