Disclaimer: I don't own anything pertaining to Smallville. If I did Lex and Chloe would have done the deed season's ago, Lana would mysteriously die, Pete would come back and Clark, well…Clark would stay the same because he's so hot. So again I own nothing.
Please don't sue.
Pairings: You'll have to see. There are undertones and couples will change.
Summary: Completely AU, in which Lex has a sister whose best friends with Chloe and Whitney, who dislike Lana, who's dating Lex who is in love with Chloe and vice versa. Appearances by Lionel, Lucas and Clark.
Life As We Know It
Chapter 1: Morning After's and Vodka.
Rose Luthor rolled over on her side, pulled the covers over her head and groaned. Her head was pounding and the sunlight streaming through the glass windows weren't helping. She felt someone shake her and her hand came out from under the covers and swatted the shaker. She heard them curse as the palm of her hand connected with their face.
"Rose! That fucking hurt."
Rose lifted the covers and looked at the dirty blonde male sharing her bed. He was cupping his cheek and glaring at her. Rose rolled her eyes and massaged her temples. "Get over it Fordman." She crawled over him to look at the female occupying the floor. "Chloe? Does your head hurt?"
"No Rose. My head doesn't hurt. Want to know why?"
"No not really." Rose said.
Chloe smiled. "Too bad. I'm going to tell you. My head doesn't hurt because I'm not the idiot who decided to get drunk."
Rose sighed and laid her head on Whitney's chest. "My reason for getting shit-faced is completely legitimate."
"Of course it is Rose." Whitney said.
"See Chloe, Fordman agrees with me."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Sure you were."
Rose rolled off of Whitney's chest and lied on her back. She heard a thump followed by a loud 'Ow.' She looked over to see Chloe holding her head.
"Why is it that every time Whitney and I spend the night I'm always the one that gets the floor?" Chloe asked. "Your bureau is freaking hard Rose."
"It's made out of wood Chloe. A star reporter like yourself should know that. Wood is hard." Whitney told her.
"Shut-up Fordman." Rose said. "Chloe you get the floor because we have a hormonal teenage boy who gets off seeing two girls in a bed."
"Point taken." Chloe replied.
"I'm not horny." Whitney said. Both girls looked at him with disbelief. "Okay so I'm horny. Don't hold it against me."
"We'd never." Chloe told him.
Rose scoffed. "You wouldn't, I would." Rose sighed. "Yesterday sucked."
Whitney nodded. "It really did."
"It sucked big time." Chloe agreed.
"It sucked for you because the man that you're in love with was with the one girl that we all hate."
"I'm not in love with your brother." Chloe told Rose.
"Yeah right." Whitney and Rose said simultaneously.
"I'm not!"
The three lapsed into silence. Rose winced as the sun grew brighter. She pulled the covers over her head again and closed her eyes.
"Holy shit!" She heard Chloe yell. "It's Monday!"
She heard the commotion as Whitney and Chloe scrambled up to get ready. Rose stretched out her hand and snatched the alarm clock from her bureau. Eight fifteen shined in neon red lights. She stayed under the covers. She heard her bedroom door creak open and the covers were pulled roughly off of her. Rose glared at the man hovering over her.
"Rose."
"Satan." She spat.
The man smiled. "Get up. You're late for school. Lex's girlfriend left already."
"I don't care. Lex's girlfriend can go and jump off a bridge and I still wouldn't care."
Lionel smirked and ran a hand over his face. "Well, that makes the both of us. However you have to get up."
"In a half an hour."
She saw her father start towards the door. He stopped when he saw Whitney emerge from the bathroom shirtless. Lionel raised his eyebrows at him and looked at his daughter. Rose rolled her eyes. "We had hot animal sex. Ask Chloe, she'll confirm it. She was in the room." Her father continued to stare at her. "Just go away dad."
"Rose if you're not out the front door in fifteen minutes, I'm taking away the Navigator."
The moment her father walked out and shut the door, Rose watched with satisfaction as the alarm clock made contact with the wooden door and smashed into pieces. She got up and picked Whitney's shirt off of the floor. She tossed it to him. "Put on a shirt Fordman."
"Hot animal sex huh?" Whitney remarked. Rose slapped him over the head as she made her way to the bathroom when Chloe walked out. "How come you always call me Fordman and Chloe always calls me by my name. Which by the way is Whitney. You know, in case you forgot."
Rose sighed. "I didn't forget. It's because Chloe's nicer person than I am and do you realize how weird it is to call a guy Whitney?" As Rose shut the door she heard Chloe laugh and Whitney swear at her.
They were sitting in AP Chemistry. The teacher was out of the room and the class was alive with chatter. Rose unscrewed her cap and took a sip from her bottle. She sighed as she felt the liquid make its way down her throat. 'Ah…the joy of life' she thought. She grabbed a piece of paper and waved it in front of her face. "Who knew it could be so fucking hot in freaking October?" Rose muttered.
"I'm dying." Chloe declared.
"I feel like the life is getting sucked out of me." Whitney said.
"It is possible. We are in Smallville." Chloe informed him.
They heard Lana laugh and Rose made a sound in the back of her throat. "Do any of you notice how Lana flirts with every male and my brother just takes it?"
"Do any of you notice how Kent is drooling over her?" Whitney remarked.
"It's hard to miss." Chloe replied.
"Lex said that I could throw a masquerade Halloween party at his mansion on Halloween." Lana's voice rang loud and clear.
Rose made a strangled noise. "It's official. I'm in hell. I'd rather bathe in scorpions than have miss-perfect throw a fucking masquerade Halloween party at my house." She unscrewed the top of her bottle and took big gulps of the liquid.
Whitney watched her. "Fuck the ball. I'm burning. Rose give me some of your water."
"No!" Rose snapped defensively.
"Why the hell not? I'm dying here."
"You can't handle it." Rose told him.
"It's fucking water." He grabbed the bottle and took a big gulp. The moment he swallowed it he started to cough and spit it out. Chloe got up and slapped his back. She looked at Rose over Whitney's head. "What the hell is in the water?"
Rose snatched the bottle out of Whitney's hand and surveyed the bottle with disdain. "It's not water." She replied.
"Then what is it?"
Rose shrugged and smiled sheepishly. "Vodka."
Okay so like I said it's AU and of course Whitney doesn't die because I love him. And I really dislike Lana. I know it's a big stretch and it may not be too good but bear with me please. Anyways hope you all liked the first chapter.
Signing off
Books.
