I Own Nothing of Batman!
Batman's P.O.V
"Damn it!" I yelled at the monitor. The Joker has Robin. For the 3rd time. This month. A giggle escaped the villain on screen. "And if you don't come and pick your little boy toy up I'll kill him." The Joker's obnoxious laugh filled the bat cave. With a click the tape ended. Damn him. A small pop came from the batman email, curtsy of the Joker who claimed "It will bring us together!" The only reason I ever used it was because The mad man promised to kill every judge in Gotham if I didn't.
The email address 'kill!the!bat!' flashed over the black-and-white text that said "10 O'clock. Our usual place. Can't wait to see you tomorrow! ~ Joker". Our usual place was a warehouse that he always kept Robin. With a quickly typed
"Fine.", I shut off the monitor and headed back to the Manor. Tomorrow was going to be a long night.
Joker's P.O.V
With a high pitched squeal, I grinned wider then my cuts. "He's coming then?" Harley Quinn asked coolly, stirring her martini. Her usual hyper-self was gone. She had caught ScareCrane and I in the bathroom. Fucking. Myself being gay was not something she was happy with. But like the rest of her mood swings and all, I brushed it off with a smile.
"Of Course! He has to save poor little Robin, doesn't he?" I smiled a crooked smile at the small and fragile boy chained to the kitchen island next to Harley. She kicked him.
"I think I wore him out." The queen of gymnastics pouted. Since I was off-limits to Harley's sex drive, Robin took my place.
"I think you turned that boy into a man." I cackled. She smiled, eyes twinkling. I walked over to Robin, knelt down and grabbed him by the chin.
"Your boss will be my bitch in less then 24 hours." Robin didn't register what I said, instead just slumping back down. I patted him on the head, and glided to my bedroom. All in good time, the Batman will be mine.
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Ok people, just wanted to upload the first SLOT of this One-shot! More to come(Pun Intented)!
