A/N: Hello! My name is Cali and this is my first ever fanfic. Js yup

Disclaimer: really.

(also every time there's a horizontal line, the perspective shifts from Jane to Lisbon. Yeah I hope to make that more obvious in later chapters if I continue okay bye)


"Patrick Jane sit down right now!" Whoops, here we go again...

"Well, Sir, I don't know if you know that shouting at kids really doesn't-"

"I really couldn't care less, now I don't know if YOU know SIR but constant backchat winds one up at the principal's office. Off you go." Well that's just brilliant. I'm sure my mom will be SO proud... well actually she'll just do her dissapointed, sympathetic stare which is even worse because I really don't want to face my dad I hope I can get away with mom being on my side again, she's the only one he listens to... but really, how on earth is it at all my fault if all the teachers here a) don't know how to teach, and b) don't know anything?!

I take my time wandering to the office, I may as well enjoy my freedom while I've still got it...


"Hello, Teresa is it? Wonderful. Now I can see this is your third school this year?" Great. Another school making assumptions before I even begin.

"Um, well actually we just moved which is why I was at the second one and um well it was that one that didn't really fit..." Rambling already wow great Teresa, I just really hope they don't ask why.

"Well that's alright by us, we're pretty lenient with most trouble as I'm sure you'll find out. Aaaaaand here one of our most frequent offenders arrives now. You'll have to excuse me, I really must deal with this one." I'm pretty sure my face must have been 100% surprise.

"Oh um that's okay where should I go now?"

"Well it's just about lunch so if you just wait outside I'll show you to your home room and locker when I'm finished." Mr Bertram gave me a warm smile which was really weird like, aren't principals meant to be strict and mean? I can only hope the rest of the school is as welcoming...

I leave the room holding a plethora of folders and straight away one of them slips from my grasp and naturally they then all go at once. Brilliant. Oh awesome, right in front of a boy too. Just my luck.

"Oh crap."

"Woah hey there let me get those for you."

"Um thanks, typical me." Holy shit. Holy SHIT his eyes oh my GOD. I've never seen such blue eyes. Like for REAL. I could get lost in those.

"Oh it's no trouble, you'll never get used to it!" I'm not entirely positive if he's joking...

"JANE!" Mr Bertram yells from his office and the boy, gives me an apologetic look and rushes inside. Well I guess I'd better wait here and call my brother and make sure he hasn't messed up already.


"Oh crap." If this isn't fate I don't know what is. A pretty girl dropping her books, I'm not sure how much more 90s teen comedy we could get before bad Shakespeare remakes start cropping up.

"Woah hey there let me get those for you."

"Um thanks, typical me." Wow. As I stand back up again she's looking at me and I've never seen such beautiful green eyes. I could have fun with those eyes.

"Oh it's no trouble, you'll never get used to it!" Wow nice one Patrick 10 out of 10 for suave.

"JANE!" oh brilliant. Old Bertram's calling me and I don't even have time to explain my name. I throw the green-eyed girl a look of apology over my shoulder and as I rush inside the office I realise I don't even know hers.


Hey y'all! I hope you enjoyed it, again it is my first ever fanfic so I won't ask you to be 'nice' because wtf will that help me accomplish. Tell me if it's shit. Like really. Okay peace out suckers xoxo Cali :)