Okay I was on my happy way to Indiana when my friend Desiray and I came up with this so we thought it would be funny. Of course when your sleep deprived EVERYTHING is funny!
I do not own twilight! If I did you would know it!
BPOV
I was in Edward's room while he was away hunting. Again. It was only me and Alice here and she was somewhere sulking because I told her just about a million times I didn't want to go shopping.
That's when it happened. I got a serious craving for chocolate chip cookies. Yum! Even thinking the words made my stomach growl.
I skipped down the stairs, well not literally because for me that was dangerous, and put my head in Alice's room, "Alice! I'm gonna to go make cookies. Wanna help?" She just glared at me.
Okay.
I went down the last of the stairs and into the kitchen. Pulling out my ingredients I heard the rest of the family come in. Well really, I just heard Esme and Emmett laughing. Edward was by my side in an instant kissing along my jaw. I lost track of what I was doing for a moment. Oh yeah. COOKIES!!
"Hungry?" he asked in his velvet voice.
"Just a tad." I was finished putting the cookies on the pan so I turned around to give him a kiss. I had missed him. He kissed me back but was just as protective as ever.
Sigh.
I was turned around putting the first pan in the oven when I heard Edward gag. I turned back around quickly and saw that his cheeks were slightly bulged and he was a weird shade of white, like cream colored. He gaged again and then seemed to compose himself although he was still an off color.
"Edward, what is in your mouth?"
"Dirt."
"Dirt? Why wou...?" I took a look at the cookie sheet that was still on the top of the stove and then looked back at him, " That is NOT dirt! That's a cookie! Why would you eat a cookie?"
"Well it tastes like dirt."He took one look at my face which probably didn't look to happy and corrected his statement, "It tastes like good dirt though!"
Alice walked into the kitchen behind him and said, "Edward watch out for the wooden spoon."
He had turned to look at her and then asked, " Why?" Before he could look at me I clobbered him on the head with said object.
"Good dirt?!" He just gagged.
A/N:And yes I know I pick on Edward to much but if it makes you feel any better I pick on Jasper more! YAY! Please Review! It's not that hard to click the little purple button and REVIEW!! Also since we're being generous and tomorrow is Friendship day (check the calender it really is) my other stories need some reviews too! If you like this one you'll like No coffins. Bloodapple123
