Death Wish
Disclaimer: I'm too stupid to own DGray-Man, and I can't draw for the life of me, so how could I own?
A/N: Hulloh. Some random thing I thought up when I was fantasizing angsty Lavi. I hope you'll enjoy it.
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Allen had always wondered; why does Lavi tease Kanda, who almost always has the upper hand at getting back at him, even when the Japanese teen has threatened him with death before?
And especially so, when he had gotten dragged into one of Lavi's self-proclaimed 'brilliant' schemes one too many times.
On the train, in a carriage, or even as they walked silently along the countryside, the white-haired exorcist wondered what the one thing that drove Lavi to the brink of insanity, to actually provoke a highly dangerous and explosive object: Yu Kanda.
Allen had thought up various possibilities.
First off, maybe it was boredom.
Boredom had always driven Komui to great lengths; building numerous versions of Komurin, much to everyone's 'distaste'.
People did crazy things when they were bored.
And one such example of this was the time the redhead had doodled all over Allen's face.
The boy shuddered at the memory.
Or maybe, it was just that Lavi's mind had not matured.
But that couldn't be right.
He had seen the redhead's seriousness before, and knew for a fact that he was very knowledgeable.
And besides, if Lavi were immature, Bookman would –for lack of a better term- discard him as an apprentice in an instant.
So that was absolutely out.
And the next possibility disturbed the poor fifteen-year-old immensely.
Could Lavi's teasing way of handling and fondling with Kanda's mind be an act of affection?
Thinking about the possibility of the abovementioned scenario sent shivers down his spine. He sincerely hoped that the two older exorcists were not gay.
But Lavi did seem straight enough. He always went "STRIKE!" when he saw a beautiful woman, and he had been intimate with Lenalee in the past, much to Komui's irritation.
And the last possible thing Allen's mind could think up, which he sincerely figured was implausible of him to think of, in this case, was that the eighteen year-old exorcist had a death wish.
Lenalee had ever told him in their talks, either at lunch in the cafeteria or simply when they were travelling the halls of the order for no apparent reason, about the Bookman Clan, and what its prerequisites were.
Allen had been shocked.
According to her, a Bookman was required to record history by heart, unwritten, and, to make things harder, study several languages of the world.
It wasn't that the white-haired exorcist thought that the senior redhead exorcist was unintelligent.
He just couldn't picture Lavi sitting in one place for a long time without getting up to have some fun. Sitting at a table all day wasn't exactly an image you came up with when someone mentioned the word "fun".
Maybe death was the only way out.
He would never know which it was that drove Lavi to the extremes, but Allen knew one thing.
If it was honestly a death wish that pushed him to carry out the craziest of antics, Kanda would never actually mangle the 'rabbit'; the samurai had probably figured out why the redhead's antics always aimed to irritate him a long time ago.
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A/N: Hints of pairings in there. Sorry, I've been influenced. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. xD
Well, no offence to anyone who's homosexual. It was just that I had been talking to my friend about shounen-ai prior to writing this. And, it's obscenely short. D: Sorry. BYE!
