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Sirius Black woke up that morning feeling happier than he'd ever felt. Today he was going to meet Harry's new girlfriend. Harry hadn't told Sirius anything about his new girlfriend except that she was really hot. So Sirius couldn't wait to meet her.

He got up around ten O'clock, got dressed and brushed his teeth. Then after checking himself in the mirror one more time he apperated to Harry's house. He walked up the path and knocked on the door. It only took a few seconds Harry to answer, he was wearing his usual robes but Sirius swore he had his toenails painted pink.

Before he could ask about it Harry said " Sirius! Come in, come in, Sweetheart he's here comes meet him!"

Sirius nearly passed out as Severus Snape came out of the kitchen,

" This" said Harry " is my new girl friend."

As if his worst nightmares were coming true Harry leaned over and kissed Snape.

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