Author's Note: School's over for the summer and I have released a new fanfic series as I promised! Welcome to, "The YouTube Fic with the Game Grumps." This series will revolve mostly around two friends: Egoraptor and JonTron. Egoraptor is an animator who has made video series such as, "Sequelitis," "Lemon and Bill," and my favorite of his series, "The Awesome Series." JonTron is a game reviewer who owns a green cheeked conure, known as Jacque, and has reviewed games such as, "Sonic Colors," "King's Quest V," and "Space Ace." These two have created a YouTube channel called "Game Grumps," where they play games such as, "Sonic 06," "Castlevania," "Mario Party 4," and "Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
On with the show! Ladies and gentlemen, The YouTube Fic with the Game Grumps.
Episode 1: Pilot
It was a safe night in the land of Youtuba, a land where YouTube's famous gamers, animated characters, vloggers, and more, live in different districts (That are nothing like the Hunger Games series's districts). We start off the series by joining YouTuba's heroic duo. These two have known each other for nearly a year and their channel has become so famous, you could find loads of remixes and animations of their show. These two people are Arin Hanson and Jon Jafari. They are better known as Egoraptor and JonTron.
Jon and Arin were playing a nice game of Conker's Bad Fur Day on the N64, but the electricity has suddenly stopped working. "What the fuck," Arin asked in confusion. Arin had semilong brown hair with a blonde streak and wore a purple hoodie, red shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. He turned to Jon, who had shaggy black hair, a shaggy beard, and wore his grayish-brown cap, black shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes, and asked why the electricity was gone. Jon replied, "I can't see a damn thing!"
"I just realized something," Arin said.
Jon asked, "What?"
"We have to upload a new Game Grumps video to YouTube."
"WHAT?! WHY DIDN"T WE FUCKING REMEMBER TO DO THAT?"
"WE WERE HAVING A FUN-ASS-TIME PLAYING FUCKING CONKER!"
"Oh, right. Let me get my phone." Jon proceeded to grab his iPhone from his left pocket and turned said phone on. The light shone around Egoraptor and JonTron, who decided to take a look outside They noticed that everyone else's electricity was on, which was strange.
Jon and Arin left the room in order to turn the power back on. Jon started screaming, causing Arin to shout in fear, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"THERE'S A MONSTER HERE! HE'S TOUCHING ME!"
"OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHIT!"
"GET IT OFF ME!"
Arin and Jon's screams were so loud, they could be heard all over the block. Jon and Arin stopped screaming to hear a robotic voice reply, "Jon. My sensors do not detect any monsters within the house." Jon shown his iPhone to his left shoulder in order to find a green cheeked conure on his left shoulder. This bird was known as Jacque.
Jon replied, "Sorry, Jacque. We thought there were monsters. Why's the power out, anyway?"
"Probably from all those hours of spending time with Arin instead of me," Jacque replied.
"I try to work on making JonTron videos, but I don't have the time!"
"What about that day off from Game Grumps?"
Arin interrupted the conversation by saying, "Guys, we need to get the power back on."
"Will you help us," Jon asked Jacque. Jon looked at his phone and said, "The batteries on this phone are low."
Jacque, eyes now glowing red, checked his data banks to find the power generator. He told the Grumps, "We have to enter the basement and change the batteries on the generator, but the basement may contain dust, cobwebs, insects, and-" Jon and Arin walked towards the basement door without listening to Jacque. Jacque stopped talking as soon as he and the Grumps heard the door open with a squeak. He asked them, "Were you even listening to me?"
"Enter the basement and change the batteries," replied Arin.
Jon and Arin walked down the stairs slowly in order for the stairs to stay stable and not break. Arin heard a small crack and stopped, then Jon looked at Arin and said, "What's wrong?"
"How old are these stairs," Arin asked, "And who built them?"
"Last week," Jon replied. Arin sighed, but before he continued moving, Jon answered Arin's last question by saying, "By the way, Edd and his friends built the stairs."
"Why the hell would they build the-" Arin and Jon fell as the stairs broke, causing Jon and Arin to scream as they fell. Jacque flew under them and grew big enough for Jon and Arin to ride him. Arin asked, "Holy crap! You could grow?"
Jacque replied with, "This is a fanfiction, Egoraptor." As Jacque flew to the bottom the basement, the Grumps got off of him and he shrunk back to his normal size. As Jacque flew back onto Jon's left shoulder, Arin found an old flashlight, a dusty lamp, and a couple of sticks. Arin grabbed the sticks and rubbed them together with his hands really fast. This caused the sticks to catch on fire, but at the wrong spot. Arin's hands were on fire, causing him to run in circles while screaming.
As Arin screamed, the walls shoke, causing boxes to fall and reveal a hidden passage. Arin was screaming too much to notice, but Jon walked into the hidden passage and found a chest and a crafting table. Jon opened the chest, only to find ten batteries in a bag labled, "Dud," two batteries in a store-bought package of batteries, a wrench, a hammer, some nails, and a newspaper on the Christmas Bombings during the Vietnam War. Jon took the two useful batteries and walked outside, saying, "A past owner of the house must've been a construction worker." As the two noticed Arin with his hoodie burnt and his hands red and blistering, Arin looked at the secret passage and ran into it.
Jacque said, "There's nothing useful in there, Arin."
Arin looked inside the chest and shouted in anger "FUCK!" He looked at the newspaper and said, "Woah! Old newspapers!" Arin flipped to the funnies and said, "Uh, were comics this boring back then? This newspaper is shit!"
From outside, JonTron replied, "It was the sixties, Arin! Deal with it!"
As Arin and Jon walked deeper into the basement, Arin tripped and hit his arm. He said, "Ow! The hell was that? I hope it was a rock." He looked at Jon, who stood still as Jacque scanned the object that Arin tripped on. Jacque has told the two what the object was.
"You have tripped on a tarantula," Jacque said. Jon looked above Arin to find a giant cobweb blocking the generator. As Jon picked Arin up, Arin looked at the cobweb and screamed. The scream caused a giant tarantula to jump from the ceiling, along with a load of normal tarantulas. The giant tarantula walked over to the three and looked at them.
It said in a female voice, "Ah, you must be the residents of the household upstairs! I welcome you three to my kingdom! I am the queen of the castle and I would like you to join our lovely picnic!"
Arin said, "It would be a lovy time to-"
Jon asked, "Dude! Did you say lovy?"
"Yes," Arin replied with no expression.
Jon, trying not to laugh, said, "Barry! Come here!" Right after Jon's call, Barry, with brown hair, a thin beard, and wearing a blue shirt, gray jeans, and white shoes, walked to the Grumps. Jon asked, "Barry, did you hear what Arin said?"
Barry replied, "He said lovy."
"Lovy," replied Jon.
"Lovy!"
"LOVY!"
Arin said, "As I was saying, it would be a lovely idea, but we only came down here to turn the power back on in our house."
"That won't happen," said the queen of tarantulas, "My people need the energy from your power generator to make a hot tub of our enemies' blood."
Jacque said, "That's fucked up, queen."
"Too fucked," said Barry.
"We just want our fucking power back, you bitch," said Arin. After that last word, the room was silent and full of shocked faces from both Arin's friends and the tarantulas. All the tarantulas started surrounding the four lads and came closer to them.
"Get them," commanded the queen of tarantulas. The tarantulas started attacking the lads, but they fought back. Jacque blasted lasers at the tarantulas, Barry stepped on the tarantulas, and Jon and Arin kicked the tarantulas. Arin stopped and said to Jon, "I have an idea!" Arin jumped in the air and grabbed onto a pipe. He spun himself and flew to the sticks that burned his hands.
Arin rubbed the sticks together, but did it the way people should. The sticks caught on fire again, but they didn't burn Arin this time. Arin walked over to his friends and the tarantulas and raised the sticks high. Arin said in a loud heroic tone, "Let the all powerful Arin Hanson's friends go and turn thy power on, or thou shall burn!" The tarantulas stopped their attack on Arin's friends and surrounded Arin in a tight circle.
The tarantula queen walked towards Arin and said, "Why should we? Those toothpicks can't possibly damage us."
"Challenge accepted," replied Arin. He jabbed the fire-side of one of the sticks into the queen's top left eye, causing her to scream a blood-curling scream. Arin jumped to the giant web and burned it to ashes with the other stick.
Jon found a bottle of lighter fluid, grabbed it, and shouted to Arin, "Move!" As Arin did what Jon wanted, Jon splashed the entire bottle onto the tarantulas and their queen. Arin knew why the liquid smelled funny. Finding out it was lighter fluid, Arin lowered the stick towards the tarantulas. Arin lighted the fluid and the tarantulas screamed as their flesh was being cooked.
Jon threw the two useful batteries to Arin, who then caught the batteries and opened the generator. Arin took out the old batteries and placed the new ones in, but, instead of the lights turning on, the lights flashed bright, random colors as if the basement were a rave party. Jacque called to Arin, "You've placed the batteries on backwards, Arin." Arin removed the new batteries, placed them back in the right way, and all the power in the house came back on. Barry, Jon, and Arin cheered in celebration, but Jacque just ruffled his feathers back to place. Jacque grew big enough for the three to climb on him and Jacque flew upstairs because the stairs were broken.
The next day, JonTron and Egoraptor enter the kitchen to eat lunch, but noticed that there was a horrible smell in the air. Jon closed his nose and asked, "Oh God! What the hell's with that smell?"
"I think we forgot to remove the dead tarantulas," replied Arin, who also closed his nose, but almost barfed on the floor.
Jacque flew onto Jon's hat and said, "Jon, Arin, you ordered me to vaporize the tarantulas. Barry is still disposing of the carcasses and odor." Jon and Arin looked at each other and realized they should have thought of a better way for those two to get rid of the dead tarantulas.
"Well," said Jon, "I guess we could go out for lunch."
"If we're going to a fast-food restaurant," Arin said, "Let's not go to McDonald's. I ate bad food there one time."
As the Grumps walked out of their house, they noticed that Toby Turner (Also known as Tobuscus), with brown hair, and wearing his green shirt with his name on it, blue jeans, and red and white shoes, is floating across the street in an evil bubble. "SOMEBODY HELP ME," Tobuscus shouted.
"I think lunch can wait," Egoraptor said to JonTron, "We have to go on another adventure!"
"You know it," JonTron said, knowing the two go on heroic adventures and rescue missions. JonTron whistled for Jacque, who then flew outside and grew big enough for the Grumps to ride him. They climbed onto him and they flew to the bubble to save Toby.
Author's Note: Hello! Are you a potato?
