Disclaimer - This is hard to follow at some points, bear w/ it. I don't own Naruto, if I did, well lets just say things would be WAY different.

IM: Saturday, April 2

11:06

Avenger666: We need to talk…

11:15

Avenger666: Come on, answer me!

11:17

KitsuneKyuubi42: …Fuck off!

11:23

Avenger666: Please don't be like this. It was just a joke. I was only teasing, how was I suppose to know that you'd react like that? Hell it was april fools day for fucks sake!

11:24

KitsuneKyuubi42: Well I'm happy you got your laughs… I sure as bloody hell didn't...

11:30

Avenger666: Please, gomenasai, forgive me. You're always chasing skirts when we go to clubs with Kiba and Shikamaru…. How was I suppose to know that you're Bi? Kiba and I were just gonna use the prank as blackmail if it worked.

11:43

KitsuneKyuubi42: Save it, the point is it worked. You got you're blackmail, your bestfriend is a poof. On top of that, he's in love with you. You betrayed me.

11:49

Avenger666: Nonono! It's not like that! I only went threw with the stunt because, b/c the truth is I think I love you.

11:51

KitsuneKyuubi42: Fuck off!

12:00

Avenger666: It's true! I didn't have the guts to admit it, that's really why I agreed to do it. I really was gonna go all the way with you, hell I was prepared to come out and ask you to date me, but right after I got you to admit everything to me, right as I was going to take the plunge, Kiba barged in screaming april fools and you ran away crying. If anyone is the fool its me, I'm so sorry!

12:10

KitsuneKyuubi42:…. I forgive you but its to late for us. For me. Goodbye!

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Avenger666:

Wait, no, im sorry!

Sasuke didn't find out until the next day, Naruto was dead, a kunai through his heart, Sasuke's name carved all over his bloody, his white sheets now a deep crimson.

Well there you go! Please review!

Naruto: "Y-you killed me!"

Me: "Technically you killed you."

Sasuke: "Damn it, the outcome's the same!"

Me: "Relax hun, you know I'd never actually kill either of you off…without good reason."