A MR Parody Thingy

Table of ownership:

JP owns:

-Characters

-Title

-Books

-Plot

I own:

-Narrator

-My take on the plot

-This file

Now with that out of the way... Let us begin!

Introduction

Narrator:Hello, readers! Welcome to a very funny (and very clean) MR parody! I'm the narrator. (I like parentheses a lot.)

Prologue

Narrator:Okay. Max is running for her life, and...

Max:Okay, cut it out. That's the umpteen jillionth time you've narrated my nightmare.

Narrator:But I'm the narrator! It's my job! (Why didn't my boss tell me Max was going to be this difficult?)

Max:[smacks her forehead] Ugh... never mind.

Part One

Max:*sigh* It was that dream... Okay, systems check. No bullet holes... No red laser dot... No claw marks... Okay.

Gazzy:Mornin', Max.

Max:I had the most horrible dream.

Gazzy:Lemme guess: You're running from Erasers, and you come to a cliff and escape?

Max:No. There was this narrator with a dreamy voice who kept narrating the dream for the umpteen jillionth time.

Gazzy:Was he an Eraser?

Max:No, but he just WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!

Fang:Hey guys.

Nudge:HI I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU ABOUT LAST NIGHT I HAD THE MOST AMAZING DREAM IT WAS WHERE WE WERE ALL AT DISNEY WORLD AND--

Max:Give it a rest. Did you eat too many Nerds Ropes again?

Nudge:I stopped at the umpteen jillionth one.

Max:Okay...

Iggy:What was that about Disney World?

All:Let's go pick strawberries!

................

Outside...

Max:Hmmm... Weird. This is usually the point where Erasers show up and kidnap Angel. That's how it's always happened.

Iggy:How do you know?

Max:This is the umpteen jillionth time I've practiced this scene. Every time the Erasers show up and-- What the...!?

[Erasers walk in.*/

Iggy:Hey Ari. Long time no see.

Max:Said the blind kid.

Iggy:[blushes]

Angel:How many times have we pointed out your blindness again?

Iggy:That was the umpteen jillionth time.

Ari:Muhuhuhu! I is eraser now. U will die. Huhuhuh.

Fang:[holding his nose] Not only did they give you wolf form, you got wolf smell and wolf intelligence too.

Ari:Hey! I resent that!

Gazzy:Besides, shouldn't you be at the School or something?

Ari:Nah, I just wanna rub it into your puny little bird-kid skulls what wimps you are.

Nudge:Look! A bunny!

[Ari morphs and runs off.]

Max:He's part wolf, remember?

Fang:Yeah. That explains a lot. At least we got rid of him.

................

Meanwhile...

Eraser:Hey Angel.

Angel:What?

Eraser:I'm here to kidnap you.

Angel:Okay.

[Angel steps into the bag and is carried away.]

................

Max:Hey, where's Angel?

Eraser:She's in here.

Angel:Hi.

Max:What?

Gazzy:Hehe.

Max:If that was you, then where's Angel?

Eraser:She's in the bag. Bye.

Fang:Hey, guess what? They kidnapped Angel.

M I N G:[snarls]

Fang:Uh... I mean, Oh noes! They kidnapped Angel! [thinks] This is so not my style...

M I N G:That's better.

Fang:I've told you for the umpteen jillionth time that I don't show emotion! That is so not my style!

Nudge:Ya, whatever you say, darko.

................

A couple hours later...

Narrator:So, the Flock (minus Angel) is sitting at the table in their E-shaped house, and--

Max:WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE!?

Nudge:[covering her ears] Max, calm down!

Max:But that narrator is driving me crazy!

Narrator:[thinks] And that's without the Voice...

Max:[whispers to Nudge] I had a nightmare about him...

Nudge:Oh.

Fang:Are you done yelling yet?

Max:Are you done narrating yet?

Narrator:Yes. [Slinks away sadly]

Iggy:So let's go save Angel.

Gazzy:Yeah.

Max:Actually, only me, Fang, and Nudge are going. Pyromaniac and Pyromaniac Junior are staying home because you're liabilities.

I G:HEY! WE RESENT THAT!

Max:I really don't wanna have to give the "Maxocracy" speech again for the umpteen jillionth time.

Fang:You don't have to. Let's just leave.

M F N:LET'S GO!