A MR Parody Thingy
Table of ownership:
JP owns:
-Characters
-Title
-Books
-Plot
I own:
-Narrator
-My take on the plot
-This file
Now with that out of the way... Let us begin!
Introduction
Narrator:Hello, readers! Welcome to a very funny (and very clean) MR parody! I'm the narrator. (I like parentheses a lot.)
Prologue
Narrator:Okay. Max is running for her life, and...
Max:Okay, cut it out. That's the umpteen jillionth time you've narrated my nightmare.
Narrator:But I'm the narrator! It's my job! (Why didn't my boss tell me Max was going to be this difficult?)
Max:[smacks her forehead] Ugh... never mind.
Part One
Max:*sigh* It was that dream... Okay, systems check. No bullet holes... No red laser dot... No claw marks... Okay.
Gazzy:Mornin', Max.
Max:I had the most horrible dream.
Gazzy:Lemme guess: You're running from Erasers, and you come to a cliff and escape?
Max:No. There was this narrator with a dreamy voice who kept narrating the dream for the umpteen jillionth time.
Gazzy:Was he an Eraser?
Max:No, but he just WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!
Fang:Hey guys.
Nudge:HI I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU ABOUT LAST NIGHT I HAD THE MOST AMAZING DREAM IT WAS WHERE WE WERE ALL AT DISNEY WORLD AND--
Max:Give it a rest. Did you eat too many Nerds Ropes again?
Nudge:I stopped at the umpteen jillionth one.
Max:Okay...
Iggy:What was that about Disney World?
All:Let's go pick strawberries!
................
Outside...
Max:Hmmm... Weird. This is usually the point where Erasers show up and kidnap Angel. That's how it's always happened.
Iggy:How do you know?
Max:This is the umpteen jillionth time I've practiced this scene. Every time the Erasers show up and-- What the...!?
[Erasers walk in.*/
Iggy:Hey Ari. Long time no see.
Max:Said the blind kid.
Iggy:[blushes]
Angel:How many times have we pointed out your blindness again?
Iggy:That was the umpteen jillionth time.
Ari:Muhuhuhu! I is eraser now. U will die. Huhuhuh.
Fang:[holding his nose] Not only did they give you wolf form, you got wolf smell and wolf intelligence too.
Ari:Hey! I resent that!
Gazzy:Besides, shouldn't you be at the School or something?
Ari:Nah, I just wanna rub it into your puny little bird-kid skulls what wimps you are.
Nudge:Look! A bunny!
[Ari morphs and runs off.]
Max:He's part wolf, remember?
Fang:Yeah. That explains a lot. At least we got rid of him.
................
Meanwhile...
Eraser:Hey Angel.
Angel:What?
Eraser:I'm here to kidnap you.
Angel:Okay.
[Angel steps into the bag and is carried away.]
................
Max:Hey, where's Angel?
Eraser:She's in here.
Angel:Hi.
Max:What?
Gazzy:Hehe.
Max:If that was you, then where's Angel?
Eraser:She's in the bag. Bye.
Fang:Hey, guess what? They kidnapped Angel.
M I N G:[snarls]
Fang:Uh... I mean, Oh noes! They kidnapped Angel! [thinks] This is so not my style...
M I N G:That's better.
Fang:I've told you for the umpteen jillionth time that I don't show emotion! That is so not my style!
Nudge:Ya, whatever you say, darko.
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A couple hours later...
Narrator:So, the Flock (minus Angel) is sitting at the table in their E-shaped house, and--
Max:WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE!?
Nudge:[covering her ears] Max, calm down!
Max:But that narrator is driving me crazy!
Narrator:[thinks] And that's without the Voice...
Max:[whispers to Nudge] I had a nightmare about him...
Nudge:Oh.
Fang:Are you done yelling yet?
Max:Are you done narrating yet?
Narrator:Yes. [Slinks away sadly]
Iggy:So let's go save Angel.
Gazzy:Yeah.
Max:Actually, only me, Fang, and Nudge are going. Pyromaniac and Pyromaniac Junior are staying home because you're liabilities.
I G:HEY! WE RESENT THAT!
Max:I really don't wanna have to give the "Maxocracy" speech again for the umpteen jillionth time.
Fang:You don't have to. Let's just leave.
M F N:LET'S GO!
