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"I can't do it!! Stop your making me go crazy!!" I yell at Fang. He laughed at me!! The nerve! "Max when you try to do it you look…" I scowl at him. "I look what?" He grins at me.

"You look…constipated" he said shaking with laughter. HOW COULD HE THINK I LOOKED CONSTIPATED!!! I bring back my fist and punch him in the arm, because he's still laughing at me.

This just makes him laugh harder. You see Fang can lift one eyebrow, and I've always wanted to do it, so I convinced him to teach me. But it isn't going so well. "MAX!!" I hear Iggy scream from the Kitchen of our hotel room. I look at Fang he nods. We sprint to the kitchen, ready to fight. "Iggy what's wrong?!!" I yelled.

When I got to the kitchen I saw Iggy staring at me. He was sitting on the floor glaring at me. "Yes?" I say casually. "Maximum Ride I know you're the leader and all and you have important things to do like save the world and learn how to lift one eye brow, but why were you in the kitchen?!" He yelled at me.

Iggy started this new rule. I'm not allowed on the kitchen unless it's meal time. "I thought I'd do the dishes." I said honestly. Iggy stared at me like I was a moron. "Max im blind and you spilled soap all over the floor" He said with annoyance in his voice. What happened? Why didn't I clean it up? "Oh Ig I'm sorry Angel told me Gazzy had a bomb again and so I went to deal with that then Nudge puked all over. Sorry" I said as Fang went over to Iggy and helped him up so he wouldn't land in the soap again. "What's wrong with Nudge?" He asked worriedly. Wow he isn't going to tease me? Huh. "Oh I'm sure she's fine just a 24 hour bug. She's in bed right now." Relief took over Iggy's face. We really do worry about each other.

"So, I actually have to check on Nudge then I'll come back and clean up the soap. Don't fall down Iggy." I joked. Then Fang piped in. "I'll clean up the soap" He nodded at me. "Thanks" I said sometimes he's so nice. I'm so glad he's my right hand man. But sometimes he's a pain in the ass. But ill take the non-jerk moments when I can. "I'll make Nudge some soup" Iggy said. I smiled at him but since he's blind I went over to him and grabbed his hand and ran it over my mouth.

He nodded but pulled his hand away quickly but it was to late. " Iggy why do you have gun powder on your hands?!" He grinned at me sheepishly as Fang chuckled. He really needs to stop with the bombs especially when we're at a hotel! I shook my head but headed to Nudges and Angel's room.

Sorry this chapter is short there will be a new one I swear. Please review and tell me if it sucks. I know it's kind of boring but I had to lay out some groundwork to make the rest funny. Click on the button you know you want to….