What REALLY happened to Blue's clue's

Joe: Hi kids! (Does a stupid laugh) Isn't it a wonderful day. The unicorns prancing.....

Children: SHUT UP MORON!!!

Joe: Have you seen my pal Blue?

Children: SHE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, GENIUS!

Joe: Oh. Blue, don't hang Magenta! Let's go inside!

(Inside)

Joe: Hi kids. Wasn't golden clues fun?

Children: NO!!!!WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?!

Joe: Blue wants to play a video game. Don't you Blue?

Blue: Arf.... (Translation: Whatever loser)

Joe: This is super Mario bros. A very fun game from the 1800s....

Children: OMG YOU NUT FACE! IT WAS MADE IN THE FREAKIN' 80'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe: Oh, sorry. Want to play?

Blue: (sighs) Bark. (Translation: Fine.)

(Blue plays and loses 3 times in a row)

Blue: BAR BAR BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Translation: WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH THIS GARBAGE I HATE IT SO MUCH! ALL OF YOU SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Joe: Calm down Blue. We'll play something else. Blue, what do you want to play?

Blue: BAR BAR! (Translation: Play Blue's clues to find out!)

(Blue puts a paw print on the screen)

Joe: Oh, crap! I JUST cleaned that! Oh well. Let's play Blue's clues!

Children: CLEAN THIS CRAP OFF!

Joe: How about you eat it!

Children: NO!!!

Joe: Here's a rag.

Children: YOU CLEAN IT UP!

Joe: But that's a peasant's job. And you guys are peasants.

Children: Fine. (They clean it)

Joe: Now let's get our handy dandy-.....Um....guys?

Children: Were not going to finish the sentence.

Joe: Oh, whatever.

Side table: I love Blues clues! But I hate you.

Joe: Aww...You're so sweet!

Chapter 2 soon!