What REALLY happened to Blue's clue's
Joe: Hi kids! (Does a stupid laugh) Isn't it a wonderful day. The unicorns prancing.....
Children: SHUT UP MORON!!!
Joe: Have you seen my pal Blue?
Children: SHE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, GENIUS!
Joe: Oh. Blue, don't hang Magenta! Let's go inside!
(Inside)
Joe: Hi kids. Wasn't golden clues fun?
Children: NO!!!!WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?!
Joe: Blue wants to play a video game. Don't you Blue?
Blue: Arf.... (Translation: Whatever loser)
Joe: This is super Mario bros. A very fun game from the 1800s....
Children: OMG YOU NUT FACE! IT WAS MADE IN THE FREAKIN' 80'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Oh, sorry. Want to play?
Blue: (sighs) Bark. (Translation: Fine.)
(Blue plays and loses 3 times in a row)
Blue: BAR BAR BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Translation: WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH THIS GARBAGE I HATE IT SO MUCH! ALL OF YOU SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Joe: Calm down Blue. We'll play something else. Blue, what do you want to play?
Blue: BAR BAR! (Translation: Play Blue's clues to find out!)
(Blue puts a paw print on the screen)
Joe: Oh, crap! I JUST cleaned that! Oh well. Let's play Blue's clues!
Children: CLEAN THIS CRAP OFF!
Joe: How about you eat it!
Children: NO!!!
Joe: Here's a rag.
Children: YOU CLEAN IT UP!
Joe: But that's a peasant's job. And you guys are peasants.
Children: Fine. (They clean it)
Joe: Now let's get our handy dandy-.....Um....guys?
Children: Were not going to finish the sentence.
Joe: Oh, whatever.
Side table: I love Blues clues! But I hate you.
Joe: Aww...You're so sweet!
Chapter 2 soon!
