A/N 2009: Just so everyone knows, this story was written in 2001, I believe. This is not how I currently write. Me and my "twin" Melissa wrote it back then, and we were very strange in 5th grade, which you will understand if you read this story. Enjoy!
A/N: We have just finished reading a lot of strange
stories about HP and so now the two of us came up with
a strange idea to write a strange story together. And
is it ever strange. Also you can enjoy the story
better if you do what the voices do and read it aloud.
It put more of the fun into it. Also you can enjoy the
taste of life with a coke in your hand while reading
this story. Read on in this strange land of
interesting stories. Also as a good being you can put
3 spaces after each period for my good friend Melissa.
She likes doing that. (she is soooooooooooooooooo
strange some times don't you think? Well like I said
enjoy your life with a coke in your hand.)
"I think I may be going insane, but does an insane
person know they are insane? Sane people know they're
sane so why cant an insane person know they are
insane? And for that same reason how can any sane
person know they are sane?" asked Voldemort to no one
in particular.
"I don't know Lord," said one of the Death Eaters.
"I know you don't- because I don't," said Voldemort
furiously.
Meanwhile Harry Potter was committing suicide, so
we'll leave him to have fun.
However Draco was NOT committing suicide, so we'll pick
on him.
**====** Sound you get when you drill through metal*===**
**===** Melissa Belial Riddle and Aleaia walk into
your computer, but you cant see them **===**
Melissa: Sorry peeps, but we have to stop here and
remind you that Harry is committing suicide.
Aleaia: Because Harry is committing suicide he is...
Melissa: Eating himself, so when he disappears, you
will know where he is...
Aleaia: and that's important because when he eats
himself he is going insane also.
Melissa: Whatever you say Aleaia, anyway its
important, because we say it is.
Aleaia: I like talking this way I don't want to go now
sis....
Melissa: Go where? Wait no, nevermind, I don't want to
know.
Aleaia: but you do want to know because I can read
your mind because you are my sister and we have
special powers because we are Voldemorts Twins.
Melissa: Okay, I'm going to shut up now, because I
want to find out what our story is about.
Aleaia: I want to know too but I still don't want to
go yet. I like it here. Sticks out her tongue.
Melissa: That's nice. Grabs Aleaia by the wrist and
pulls her away
**===** Melissa and Aleaia disappear though you could
never see them in the first place **===**
"Crabby," yelled Malfoy like a girl in a ridiculously high voice.
"No?" asked Crabby.
"Are you to dumb to answer properly?" asked Malfoy,
now using a really, really, really, really deep voice
talking very slowly.
"Do. Butter. Flys. Fly," said Crabby.
"YES," yelled Malfoy in a wavy very fast Spanish
voice.
"How. They. Can. Not. Can they?" asked Crabby.
"Good Job, you got a full sentence that time," said
Draco his mouth full of chocolate frogs shaped like
French Fries with little orange people dancing on the
top of them.
"What's a senterns?" asked Crabby.
The whole time that Draco was having his conversation
that was going absolutely nowhere there were a bunch
of duckys attacking dead Ice cream men that were
attacking Moaning Mertal that was moaning even more
then usual. She was not having a good day. So far she
had found out that day that Draco liked her even
though she was a ghost. So he was being strange and
trying to get Crabbys attention to get him to tell
people to get a death ceremony for him while he was
getting ready to commit suicide like Harry. But like
we said before he was not committing suicide but we
said nothing about him going to. Also she had dead ice
cream men attacking her that were doing it for no good
reason at all. They were going to attack her for a
reason but they had forgotten it just like the curse
that Lord Voldemort had put on them.
**====** Melissa and Aleaia come back **===**
Aleaia: I didn't know daddy had put a curse on them,
but then again I did make that happen didn't I?
Melissa: Yeah, I think it should be Evil
Marshmallows... or better yet... evil dead pop tarts instead.
Aleaia: I think they should be blind dancing kitties.
Melissa: Or better yet Blind Dancing Evil Hypnotized Kitties!
Aleaia: I like.
**===** they grin evilly before leaving **===**
They were going to attack her for a reason but they
had forgotten it just like the curse that the Blind
Dancing Evil Kitties that were standing by the lake
laughing uncontrollably had put on them. "I like ,"
said one of them. Then they did a little crazy dance
and then left in a swirl of yarn balls and ice cream
truck music that said strange things not like usual.
We are the Blind Dancing Evil Kitties
We live far away
In a far away land
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson
I didn't mean to hypnotize you Daughter
We are Powerful
We don't apologize a 100,000,000,000,000 times
But we do 99 times
And maybe a half
With that the song ended.
And not at the same time, Ginny was crying because
Harry was gone. And we don't know where he is do we?
Nope, nope, nope. She had the thought of committing
suicide but not yet so lets go on. She was sitting on
the couch crying, crying, crying, and I think, but not
quite sure, but I think she was crying. Anyway, while
she was crying, crying, crying, and I think, but I'm
not quite sure, but I think she was crying Hermione
came down, and committed suicide, because she is
boring and we don't want to write about her. And soon,
about three days later, Ginny was still crying,
crying, crying, and I think, but I'm not quite sure,
but I think she was crying, everyone in the Gryfandor
tower committed suicide. Finally, Ginny thought, what
the hey, and stole Hermione's knife that she used to
kill herself and killed herself, because I said so.
However at the same time, but not really, because we
are confusing, and anyway, this was happening
Dumbledore committed suicide too, and you know why?
Because when he commits suicide, everyone that cared
about him, including Snape, commits suicide too,
because we said so.
Now, there were the Slitheren common room left, with
the exception of Crabby and Goyle, because Crabby was
stupid and was playing follow the leader with Goyle,
and he was the leader. He walked right into a big
knife and fell backwards dead, and Goyle being as
stupid as Crabby did it too.
Also in the common room there were all the other
students alive because they were in Slitheren and so
they did not care about Dumbledore even though they
cared about Snape who cared about Dumbledore. So then
they all started playing ring around the rossey
because the dead ice cream men had told them to and
then told them that Voldemort was playing it at the
same time and to go to his new house with all his
pretty pink stuffed fairies. Then the ice cream men
disappeared because they forgot their existence
because they had the Blind Dancing Evil Hypnotized
Kitties had put the curse on them too so they forgot
how to live even though they were dead and the forgot
how to be dead so they just disappeared. Later on we
will talk about them because they will forget how to
disappear. So they went to his house and started
playing the game with a new big black gorilla that
Voldemort had bought that day at 5 o'clock in the
afternoon because 5 o'clock is cool when it is in the
morning and you are still up writing nosense on the
computer screen like we do all the time because we are
tttwwwiiiisssstttteeeedddd and wwwiiiieeerrrrdddd.
Then after the game they decided to bungie jump with
no bungie jump cord that would not let them commit
suicide. But sense they had no sense they did it
almost but then stopped and started to play follow the
leader like the other two had done. Now from what you
know about what happened to Crabby and Goyle you can
guess what is going to happen to them. They went
around town and jumped up and down and then ran around
in circles. Then they went in the road and got a few
people towed and then got ran over by cars.
Later on, like two weeks later, or should I have said
meanwhile? Who cares, soon after that happened, which
is later then now and earlier then never, Harry
through himself up. "Where is everyone?" he asked.
Then all of a sudden, the dead ice cream men, forgot
to disappear, and so they came back, the Blind Dancing
Evil Kitties were going to put a spell on the dead ice
cream men, but them became depressed, and committed
suicide and then there song played in a slow funeral
march. Then Harry and the dead ice cream men started
playing follow the leader. Then Harry decided
this..."I think I will not commit suicide. Strange
thing that I have so many fans that they did the same
thing. Too bad they had to go. Oh well. Thanks for
letting me live Aleaia and Melissa."
A/N: Okay, hope you liked our really interesting- hard
to follow- cant understand what they were talking
about story, because it took us a whole half an hour
to write.
