AN/ I do not own Barbie or Ken or Gossip Girl or LC or GI-Joe, but everything else is MINE!
One day Barbie was talking to Ken……
"Hey Ken, what doll should I come out with next? I can't decide between a Lauren Conrad doll, or a Serena Vanderwoodsen doll." Barbie asked
"I don't care. They both suck." Ken replied sourly.
"What GI-d in your Joe?" She asked
"I'm just so sick of how fake you are."
"What?? I am an official Barbie doll! I have been sold everywhere everyone has one of me! I'm more real then … then… I don't know what, but I'm real!" She screamed.
"Sure. I just don't get how material you are." He said.
"That's it, we're breaking up!" Barbie said and stormed off.
"You see," Ken said walking away," this is why we're sold separately."
