A/N: firs off I wanna say how much I fukken love zac efron and this is my fanfic about zac efron and jared let and junior hight school musicnal

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So instead of the story taking place in aplgebequietekey it takes place in California and this is collegde so they sing womsonhgs about a colegde liffe. It was snowing because I like the snow and the snow comes all the time when I go outside. My name is Phoebe Dangerous Mathers, all my friends call me Homicide because ei im not a pussi like all these stupid fucking goffs and emus and all zath bullsit. It was snowing when I went outside and then I saw him, my bf he was totalkly hott almost as hott as the guy im gonna leave him for (foreshadowing Lawlz) he was maybe even evenely as hot as he was because of his hottness. My bf was Jared Leto, and we couldn't be happier it awe were the two most awesomenest peoepol in NYC.

"Homicide" he whsiparrrED. I luked ovar tu him, jesuus he wuz so fukkin hawt.

"yeh" I said with fukkin awesime punk rocker attitude eciov . He totilly kissued me lyke harcodre his tonuge was all up in mah mouf and everitfing and even thoow we were in public I toetally wanted to fuck him.

"Wiff the lights out it's a little less dangerous even four the strangers" He stratled to seng und so did I, but I was fukken distractiud by his hottness. My vegeta was totalli wet and evferrything so he stuck his DICK in my VAGINA and we FUCKED whyle listeneding to The Used whych was weyrd cuze… idk it juss was…

FIST off I am totally hot and that's because im part balck and it goiives me a nice ass n rockin tits my hair reaches mah shoulders and mah hair is in da sam stie as Lady GiGi 'xecpt it black an awesim. I lik tu wear baggi pants wit thongzs undaneath kinda lyke Pink. Sheez totally hot, If iwuz gay I'd fuk Pink cuz she's hot. People tell me I luuk like Aaliyah onluy alive, and punk rock, and have a Ladaz GaGu hairstyle.

After I cume three timez (onze fur Jarheads hottness and too fur his awesome cock) we got off the floore and kissed.

"Febes( cuz sumtines he called me Febes cuz he fukken loves me) its tyme for you to go to school" he said.

He wuz right, I was late fur my first class of college. I put mah clothes on, n got mah school shit.

"Febes u r so fukken hot because you r part balck and it goiives you a nice ass n rockin tits ur hair reaches your shoulders and your hair is in da sam stie as Lady GiGi 'xecpt it black an awesim. And im totally way older then you but youre so fukken hott and youre eighteen so itz okay" he said.

"yeh" I sed as I got into my kick ass black hummer wit a 30 seconds to mars symbol on it. I wavved good bai and headed off tu school.

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A/N: Yeh I know dis story is awesome I will usdpate soon.