In a room, high up on Enies Lobby, Sanji stood across from Kalifa, who was sipping a cup of tea. "Dammit, I don't have time for this." He said. "I need that key…" Kalifa smiled. "You want it, huh?" She said, seductively. "It's somewhere on my body…but where?" Sanji became amorous. "Let me find it for you!" He said goofily. Before he could even get near her, she knocked him back with a swift kick. "Pathetic." Kalifa walked to Sanji. "Do you want my key that badly?" She asked. "Robin…needs it…" She put her left foot on his head. "I'll give it to you, if you can survive…"

Kalifa suddenly began to transform. Her neck grew to extraordinary lengths, her legs grew long and slender. From her blonde hair, long ears spouted up. She had became a giraffe woman. The cigarette from Sanji's mouth dropped to the ground. "What…what…" He couldn't finish his sentence. "Well, isn't this a lovely ability I've obtained?" She asked, looking down. "You look terrible." Sanji said. Kalifa's jaw dropped. "Gabeen?! I don't look that bad…do I?" She looked at a mirror near her showerplace. She was speechless. "I…I…"

In a burst of anger, she grabbed Sanji's pants, ripping them off. "I'm beautiful, even like this!" She said, lying. Sanji was trying to escape, when suddenly Kalifa took off her black suit, revealing some rather daring undergarments. Sanji promptly stopped. "If you want my key, you'll have to survive ten minutes with me." Sanji began to twitch. A massive stream of blood came from his nose. He was out cold. "Are you…DAMMIT!" Kalifa screamed, flicking him away. "Who can I find now to rape?" Suddenly, from behind her, a large beast broke into the room. From that hat and pants, it was Chopper, who transformed into it somehow.

"What is this?" Kalifa said to herself. A large roar bellowed from Chopper. He looked at Kalifa, who was stunned by his cry. He began to sniff the room. After a while, he went for Kalifa. "What does it want?" She said to herself, terrified. Chopper began to mount the giraffe woman. "Oh no. Not this. Not this." From his pink shorts, a large spear-shaped penis emerged, aiming for Kalifa's massive, lewd vagina. She screamed loudly, then suddenly bellowed aloud. So loud, the entire building could hear. Below, Jyabura was arguing with Soap Man Kaku. "That was Kalifa just now." He said. "Yep, that was her." Kaku said. Both began to snicker.

Kalifa's long tounge hanged down as she took Chopper's reindeer dick deep and hard. "I don't believe this." She thought. "This is blatant sexual harassment, but…I LOVE it." She bellowed again. "Dammit, I have to control that." She turned to Chopper, who was just as infatuated. "More, Moose Man. MORE." Chopper thrusted faster, oozing out. "He hasn't even climaxed and he's already cumming." Kalifa thought, still infatuated. "This is it. This is what I need from here on. No man can tame this animal. She needs it raw and nasty. Now, my dear moose, finish me!" What seemed like a connecting between the two occurred. Chopper released his eggnog all over and inside Kalifa, Releasing a massive roar in the process. "What the hell, I'll do so too!" Kalifa bellowed her loudest. Again, the entire tower could hear her call. "What the hell is she doing?" Jyabura asked.

With all of his energy released, Chopper returned to normal. "Oh, my moose was a tanuki?" Kalifa said, exhausted. Chopper was unconsious. "Oh well, it can't be helped." Kalifa grabbed Chopper, went to the showerplace and proceeded to bathe off herself and Chopper. "You'll be my little secret."