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RULES!!!

The character whose name is written in this note shall be fully controlled by the author.

The note will not take effect unless the author is a completely devoted fan of said characters.

If pairing is not specified the canon pairing will continue until the author states otherwise.

After writing the pairing, the seme and uke (dominant and submissive) must be decided and written within the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

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She stared across the room at the strange little notebook on her desk, it's fluffy purple cover hiding a terrible power beyond recognition.

Getting up off her bed, the author walked across her room to pick up the notebook, opening it to re-read "the rules", written on the first page in purple ink.

"So, I can just pick anything, right?" she asked herself. Frowning, she quickly sat down and picked up a pen, flipping to the next empty page, tapping the end of the writing utensil on the page, thinking.

"It could just be a joke, or it could work. Eh, why not?"

And she began to write.

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The next morning, the author woke with a yawn, stretching like a cat, before blinking her eyes in the blinding light of early morning.

'Wait a freaking minute…' she thought.

Her room was ordinarily as dark as a cave, with little to no light whatsoever, so why the freaking hell was it so blindingly bright in here?

Cause it wasn't her room.

She sat bolt upright.

"WHAT THE FUCK???" she yelled, looking around the strange room in confusion, and, in her panic, knocked the fluffy purple notebook off of her pillow to the floor.

She froze, staring at it.

"Aw, crap…" she said, before her door burst open.

She and the little bald short guy stared at each other, then both screamed at exactly the same time.

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Sorry, it just something to get my writers block out of the way…good, clean, hearty crack…have some, there are plumbers everywhere…

READ and REVIEW damnit, I need to eat, ya know…

WPD