Hello my name is Bob and welcome to Miroku TV !!!!

All Girls cheer in audience

Until Miroku gets out here we will play the theme song .

I'm to sexy for my love to sexy love . I'm to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt .

Ok I tink thats enough , lets bring out the host , Miroku !!!!!

Miroku has a outfit that kind looks like a pimp suit

Miroku: Welcome to my show Miroku TV everybody , and by everybody I mean all you fine honies out there !

Girls cheer

Lex : Will Kouga be on the show ?

Miroku: No .

Lex: Waaaaaaaah !!!!

Miroku: Hes mean and he wheres a skirt for cryin out loud !

Lex: Good enough answer for me .

Miroku: Okkkkkkk. Our first guest is ......Sango !

Sango wonders out on the stage

Miroku: OOoooooo pretty lady !

Sango: Ahhhhhhhh ! It's Miroku ! Am I dreaming ? Sombody pinch me !

Lex pinches Sango

Sango: Owwww.

Lex: Sowie .

Miroku: Have a seat Sango .

Sango: No thank you I'll think I'll stand .

Girls in audience boo

Miroku: Have it your way . First question : Do you think I'm hot ?

Sango: blush N-n-n-noooo! Why would I think somethink like that ?

Miroku: Because I think you're hot . Well you sit tight my beaustiful flower , our next guest is Sesshomaru !

Lex: FLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUFFFFFYYYY!!!!!!

Sesshomaru: Aaaaaaah ! Evil Girl !

Miroku: Gaurds !!!!!

Two big buff guys carry Lex out of studio

Sango: I have something to say .....to Sesshomaru .

Miroku: Go ahead my pet . ;)

Sango: Sesshamaru ....I love you .

Sesshomaru: Me too !

Sango: Lets get married right now !!!!!

Sesshomaru: Yea ! Lets go to Vegas !

Miroku: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Guards !!!!

The two big buff guys come back and carry Sesshomaru and Sango out of studio

Miroku: snivel Thats it for todays show everybody . Toon in soon for my next episode .

Miroku blows nose