I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Tamaki ran screaming over to where the twins, Honey, and Mori were standing in the club room. He looked upset, and it clashed with his outfit. The host club was dressed as Christmas characters. Tamaki was Frosty the Snowman, the twins were elves, Honey was a Christmas angel, Mori was the Christmas star, Kyoya was the Grinch, and Haruhi was-

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause!" Tamaki screamed to his club members, collapsing dramatically onto a conveniently placed couch.

"What?" Hikaru and Kaoru said, turning around to face Tamaki so fast that the bells on their hats and shoes jingled merrily.

"Underneath the mistletoe!" Tamaki said, also dramatically.

"Oh," said the twins and Honey, disappointed that nothing exciting had happened.

Haruhi and Kyoya wandered over at that moment, one dressed in red with a big white beard and the other wearing a green wig and green clothes and writing in a binder. Tamaki sat up to glare at the two of them. The others watched, wondering what drama Tamaki would start.

"What?" Haruhi said, confused by the Dramatic Death Glare.

"Kyoya kissed Haruhi!" Honey yelled and started to giggle. Haruhi rolled her eyes, and Kyoya glanced up from his binder briefly.

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe!" Tamaki said, big fat alligator tears running down his cheeks.

"Why do I have a horrible sense of déjà vu?" Mori asked.

The group shrugged, and turned on some Christmas music, easily distracted from the Tamaki Drama.