I Have No Friends…

Side note: the chapter titles do not go with the chapter.

I don't own Tales Of Symphonia or The legend of Zelda Twilight Princess

Crossover 1: Lloyd and Link go Mexican.

Lloyd was traveling with his best friend ever… his toenail

Suddenly it hit him.

"Why is my best friend a toenail" said Lloyd.

"I don't know" said Link.

"Looks like you should let him go" said Link.

"But we've been through so much together" said Lloyd.

"Dude you just clipped him off 5 minutes ago" said Link.

"But the memories" said Lloyd.

-Punch-

the next day…

Lloyd was slowly waking up when he noticed Joe (the nail) was gone.

"JJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE"!

"What happened to Joe" said Lloyd in panic.

"Oh the nail, ya I threw him away last night" said Link.

"How could you, he was my best friend" said Lloyd.

"Dude he was just a toenail you clipped off, you'll grow another one soon" said Link.

"You're right but me and Joe we had a bond the kind off bond you could never break" said Lloyd.

"Well apparently I broke it" said Link.

"Link I'll never forgive you for this" said Lloyd.

Lloyd ran out the room in tears.

"Ah he'll get over it in like right… now," said Link.

Lloyd came in the room.

"Hi link how's it going" said Lloyd.

"And that's my partner" said link.

"So Lloyd what have you been up to lately" asked Link.

"Ah just playing Devil May Cry 4" said Lloyd.

Well since Lloyd and link live in Japan it figures that they have the game since its already out in Japan.

"When did you get that" said Link.

"Oh last night when I went to Dante's house" said Lloyd.

That night at Dante's…

"Dante how's it going its been a while" said Lloyd.

"Not bad, not bad… accidentally killed a hooker" said Dante.

"Oh did you get caught" said Lloyd.

"Nope… I wonder where the cops are when this happens" said Dante.

"Me too" said Lloyd.

"Well here you go" said Dante handing him a PS3 and Devil May Cry 4.

"TO THE TV" said Lloyd ready to play Devil May Cry 4.

End

Not long but its just to give you an idea of what the story will be like.