Slime Maker

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers. That goes to Nintendo. I also don't own Monster Musume no Iru Nichiojou. The only characters I own are those from the Golden Land, angels from Skyworld including the royal bodyguards, Angel Assembly and archangels along with all the other angels and of course the witch hunters.

Summary: Lana wanted to help Cia out and master the Summoning Gate so she wouldn't make the same mistake twice when protecting Dark Pit. Her goal was to summon Ash and have him and Cia hook up again like in the past. Unfortunately, she ended up bringing one slime girl from another area and from there, slime monsters continue to pour out of the Summoning Gate until they start attacking Smashopolis. Poor Rob has a phobia of slime. What's a guy to do especially when prolonged exposure eventually turns him into one himself?

Pairing: Robin/Shulk, Chrom/Olivia, Alvis/Rosalina, Sheik/Gretel, Pit/Virtue (OC) and implied Ash/Cia, Pittoo/Lana and Rob/Other Smashers (not listed for spoiler reasons)

Rated: M (for mature) and MA (for Archive of Our Own)

Genre: Romance, Humor, Drama, Friendship and some Hurt/Comfort

Warning: Swearing, yuri, yaoi, dubcon, noncon, extreme sexual situations, slime monsters, violence and unintentional OOC

My perversion will never stop. This is what happens when you want a sequel to Venomous Narcissus to an extent, watch a harem about monster girls and then want more fanservice. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Slime Girls Are Adorable


If there was one thing the White Sorceress Lana was good at, it was not giving up. So what if she failed to make her elder twin happy with her failed summons? She was going to succeed this time around and she would see a smile on Cia's face. Lana had spent the last couple of timelines attempting to bring the phantom known as Ash back to Smashopolis to meet Cia. Further in the timeline, the phantom was the key for Cia to finally see the error of her ways and start on the road of redemption. It wasn't easy due to many of the Smashers from her universe recalling the forgotten timeline and not forgiving her for her actions, but with Ash, he was able to open her heart up. Ash was the person that finally allowed Cia to move on from Link who she obsessed over most of her life.

The Black Sorceress wasn't interested in Lana summoning Ash. She had to accept that she wasn't always going to meet Ash. He doesn't always leave Phantom Isle. His goal had always been to protect the necromancer Marona when she took jobs in her world. Cia had a few miracle encounters with him, and she was fine with not seeing him again until she felt she was ready to see him again.

There was a problem with Lana though. She may have been a good summoner (if her summons were to obey her), but she was a klutz. In one timeline, she thought summoning a horde of Cuccos to protect her and Dark Pit was a good idea. This time, the problem was trying to pull someone from another universe and bring them to the Smash Brothers Realm. She had done it so successfully in the past. She was able to pull warriors from three different timelines in Hyrule to fight for her. That was her world though. Trying to bring a dead phantom into a world that was not her own required precision and concentration. Lana didn't have either of those traits. She only had the determination and heart to keep going…which wasn't going to work.

That was why when Lana attempted to use the Summoning Gate, she brought a slime girl from a universe that had yet to be connected to the Smash Brothers Realm instead of Ash. Cia wasn't all that surprised that the bluenette failed again, but at the same time, she was disappointed that she expected Lana to succeed this time around.

The slime girl appeared innocent enough. A blue colored slime with green hair and eyes. Slimes were capable of changing their appearance, so Cia didn't know if that was her default appearance or not. It didn't change the fact the slime girl saw Lana and immediately attached herself to her.

"Aww, she's so cute." Lana hummed when she was receiving a hug from her. "What's your name?"

"Suu."

"Suu?"

"Suu."

This slime girl didn't seem like the type that could speak coherently and could only mimic human language. She wasn't dangerous by all means at this point. Cia needed to tell Lana to just send her back to her home world, but was stopped noticing that Suu was trying to slither down Lana's shirt. The bluenette shrieked as she ended up being pushed to the ground.

"Umm…what are you doing?"

"Suu."

…A slime that feasts on magic energy…or is it a slime that absorbs water? Cia had to ask herself as Suu started to lick the sorceress' face. Is this monster more dangerous if it absorbs a large amount?...I don't want to find out or want Lana to be the test subject.

Using her magic, Cia grabbed Suu off her lighter twin and threw her in a random direction. The white haired sorceress didn't look to see where she threw her, but it wasn't toward the ocean for certain. Lana gasped seeing where Suu was thrown.

"C-Cia?"

"Honestly, why would you summon a disgusting slime like that?" Cia asked darkly. "You should know where Ash is."

"Cia…"

"What?!"

"You threw that poor slime to the mansion…"

"And?!"

The two stayed silent so Cia could register the implication of a slime that can't keep her slimy body to herself being in the mansion. The one who allowed the twins to meet again and work together must have been at the mansion. Cia knew that Lana had fallen for him, and while Cia was glad she was friends with him, she knew it was best to keep their distance from him to prevent him from getting involved in their problems. However…

"Dammit! Dark Pit!" Cia hissed. "We got to make sure he's okay!"

Lana didn't even need to say his name for her older twin to rush toward the mansion. They would need to hide in the shadows and find a way to fix things, but chances are…that wasn't going to happen.


It's not every day in Smash Brothers Mansion that you would see Pit teaching other Smashers about angel and demon culture. Pit couldn't read, so one would think he was incapable of teaching. Then again, Pit only needed his past experiences and pictures to help him out. Pit had taken the third floor lounge to himself and dragged a few Smashers who wanted to learn from the light angel. The few people who only trailed after Pit wanted to see the angel captain mess up in some shape or form, but they would be surprised that Pit could indeed lecture those on the culture.

The current topic was on humans and other species transforming into demons. The term was coined "monsterization". How dangerous the transformation was depended on what the person was turning into and the situation that made them transform. Pit of course was painting this as a terrible thing. Just because he was good on explaining the subject didn't mean he wasn't going to be biased. Shulk was kind of glad someone like Bayonetta was there to correct him. She was still human despite her amazing powers, but her sympathy leaned toward demons. Pit was far from pleased being corrected about certain subjects he was lecturing about.

"Cereza, you had been asleep for more than 500 years. I've been around longer than you. I know what I'm talking about when I say that monsterization is dangerous toward others…especially humans."

"Little Icarus, you realize there are always two sides of the story to everything, right?" The Umbra Witch asked. She smirked seeing Pit scowl at her. "These stories of fallen heroines fail to consider the heart of these pure maidens who allowed herself to be corrupted."

"They were heroines…and then look what happened when a demon comes in and messes them up. It has always been a problem."

Shulk listened intently to Pit and Bayonetta. There were other Smashers who took the books that Pit obviously couldn't read and read them themselves, but Shulk preferred to hear it from the people who had been alive for a while. It might have been better to have Ganondorf there given he was the King of Demons, but there was no way he would sit down and listen to the light angel talk smack about his race (not like he would care anyway).

"Would it honestly be a problem if humans became more powerful by becoming demons?" Bayonetta questioned him. "Wouldn't that benefit them in the long run if they were the same person?"

"They're not. They are slaves to their own emotions." Pit hissed. "You weren't around when the Valkyries were corrupted by dark desires and turned against the Norse Gods during Ragnarok. They were a major factor that contributed to the annihilation of the entire Norse Realm."

"Were you there though?"

Pit didn't need to answer that question since the answer was obvious. "Lady Palutena can back me up on that one. The point is that monsterization is dangerous! You're a witch so you wouldn't even be affected. Almost anyone in this mansion can be affected if we're not prepared."

"And despite this, you're still a bright and colorful angel."

The brunette glared at her before turning his attention to the other Smashers. "Zelda, Corrin, Cloud, you get what I'm saying, right?"

He wanted one of those three to back him up. Shulk rolled his eyes at being ignored, but he should have expected this from Pit at this point. Corrin was glaring at the book as if trying to burn the pages before sighing. As a dragon, he was part of the demon group so he didn't feel like talking. Cloud glanced over at the young dragon prince and patted him on the back awkwardly seeing how burnt out he was from reading the small text. Zelda had nodded her head in agreement though.

"Yes, Pit. This does open up to events I was not aware of." She responded. "I am impressed that you know this much about the universe. I thought you believed everything Palutena told you."

The angel captain pouted at the insult. "You guys don't give me enough credit. Just because I work under Lady Palutena doesn't mean I'm not capable of doing other things on my own. When I'm on call, I would take the Wings of Pegasus and go to different places without Lady Palutena. If I couldn't use that, I would ask Virtue to take me everywhere." The brunette blushed thinking of the witch hunter. Shulk caught the expression and chuckled to himself that went completely unnoticed. "I've witnessed these transformations happen from a distance, but we angels are incapable of stopping it once the process starts. We don't want to get corrupted by the darkness, so we're forced to watch. There are those who are capable of stopping it before it begins, but then they just watch from a distance seeing as how they benefit from humans turning into demons."

Pit needed to stop taking petty jabs at Bayonetta. It wasn't her fault she was asleep for 500 years, but he wanted to let it be known that a witch would not lend a helping hand to a maiden if she feels that the corruption is justified. The Golden Land witches and sorcerers were brutal when handling the corruption of humans and had done since the creation of man.

"Pit, this is reversible right?" Shulk had to ask seeing as how Pit was only giving a warning. "You say angels don't try to stop it once it happens due to fear of turning themselves, but suppose they get their hands dirty. Would they be able to save them?"

"It can be, but it depends on the person honestly. Half the mansion is safe though, but anyone with a trace of human blood is capable of transforming."

"Umm…would I be affected?" Corrin asked shyly. "I'm half-dragon…"

"You're fine. Dragons are classified under demons, so being a half-demon isn't a big deal." Pit answered. "Just don't let your dragon instincts take over."

"Oh…"

"Pit, who is safe and who isn't?" Zelda asked.

"Besides humans, elves and dwarves are not safe. We angels are subjected to corruption, but over time, we can still stay in heaven despite falling to darkness for whatever reason. And depending on the type of species, some aliens can be turned into a demon. Having demon blood of any sorts or being classified as having demon blood can save you. Animals tend to be safe from this too…"

Shulk wondered if Pit mentioned aliens on purpose to rile him up. So he might or might not be safe, but they would only find out once he was already transforming. The Monado boy gave up trying to talk to Pit. He was better off just ignoring this topic entirely since it seemed unlikely in the first place.

Corrin's ears twitched before a cry for help was heard outside. His eyes widened as he suddenly sat out of his chair nearly knocking Cloud away from in his the process. The other Smashers heard the scream too and were very confused on who it was and where it was coming from. The silver haired prince already had an idea and bolted out of the room.

"SIS!" He cried out as he could be seen growing his dragon wings and entering one of the occupied rooms in front of him. He opened and flew out. "I'M COMING!"

"Corrin, wait!" Cloud shouted before cursing at how impatient he was being. "Dammit…what did Cory do now?"

Bayonetta was concerned for the dragon princess only because Cory wasn't the type to let herself scream. Something must be up. Zelda was the only one who stayed behind in the room if only to warn Master Hand if the situation was more dangerous than it appeared to be. Pit, Bayonetta, Shulk and Cloud would leave to catch up with Corrin.


Out of all the places to land, Suu ended up landing on top of Cory. The dragon princess was training a little ways outside of the mansion preparing for her Smash match today. She looked up confused at the sudden shadow over her and was taken by surprise by the green blob landing on her. She didn't scream originally because Suu wasn't that heavy. The problem came when Suu realized that Cory was sweating from swinging the Yato for half an hour. It was a bonus that Cory was a water dragon though. It was in her veins to be able to cool herself off should she do some excessive training so Suu's way of saying hello to the silver haired princess was to start sucking the water that was all over her body even if it meant squeezing in between her armor to get to those parts.

Cory panicked almost immediately and transformed into a dragon to shake the slime off of her. It was when Suu was able to wrap her body around her dragon form did she let out a roar for help. The green slime was adamant about holding onto Cory until she was sucked dry. Her transformation was getting messed up as a result. In her frenzy, Cory had switched half of her body back only causing the slime to be able to pin her down more easily.

"L-Let go you stupid blob!" She shouted as she attempted to get herself out from under the blob. "Who do you think you are touching me?!"

She let out another pathetic cry that sounded closer to a moan. Why was this slime close to her ear?! That was her sensitive spot! Calling for help didn't sound like a bad idea originally, but it was her brother that would find her in this pitiful state first. To say his cheeks weren't red was an understatement. He didn't know what was on top of his sister, but Suu's hands were very visible and she seemed to stop sucking her at some point if her hands were fondling Corrin's breasts from underneath her armor.

"AIEE! CORRIN! DON'T LOOK!"

It was too late to cover his innocent eyes at this point. Cory's day was getting worse when Bayonetta came out of the mansion first and was very amused by what she was witnessing. Fortunately, she was nice enough to cover Corrin's eyes with her hand.

"Looks like your sister doesn't want you witnessing some voyeurism." She teased causing Corrin to gasp at her sudden contact. "I guess that means you can't witness some adult content yet."

"E-Eh?"

"B-BAYONETTA! G-GET MY BROTHER AWA…AGHHHH!"

"C-Cere…is my sister-"

Bayonetta just hummed as she waited for Cloud to show up next. His cheeks were very red seeing what was going on between the slime girl and the dragon girl. He ended up taking Corrin off of Bayonetta's hands to shield him away from the inappropriate scene in front of them.

"She's fine, darling." The Umbra Witch answered a little too happily. "I wonder if there is room for one more."

"NOT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT YOU BROAD!"

"Ah, so it's fine to do you at night?"

"P-Please! Help me!"

Pit and Shulk came out last and both had mixed reactions. Shulk was rather pale while Pit was just shaking his head in annoyance at how the minute he finished talking about demons that one would magically show up. A slime wasn't that big of a deal especially a small one like Suu. Pit watched as Bayonetta managed to kick the slime off without getting the slime on her. Only an Umbra Witch could do that without the slime on her…somehow.

"Was it a good idea to kick that thing?" Cloud asked. "It could very well attack you."

"Nah, it's not violent." Pit told him. "This slime seems to be acting on instincts."

"Really?"

"Yeah. This seems to be the type of slime that drinks enough water to function for the day. Cory is kind of a water dragon after all…"

Shulk tilted his head in confusion. Cory was a water dragon, but it didn't seem like she was using any water attacks at that moment. It soon occurred to him that water included other fluids on the body too…

"Gahh! Get that thing away from me!" Cory roared now that Suu was off of her. "That thing is disgusting!"

"Sis, don't be mean to the poor thing!" Corrin exclaimed. Convinced that his sister's life was not in danger, his focus was on the poor slime girl that was kicked away. While she wasn't injured due to being a slime, the girl seemed dejected that someone would kick her off so rudely. "Are you okay? Cere didn't hurt you too much?"

Bayonetta gave a rather offended look before making sure Cory wouldn't fall back down and embarrass herself. She was a big girl, so she could get up off the ground and dust off herself.

"Dear, I suggest you keep a few feet away. You don't want to end up like your sister."

"But if she just wants water, then I can give it to her."

Cloud groaned expecting Pit to snicker at the innuendo that Corrin was spouting out. He was serious though when he said that he was going to help. If she was dehydrated, Corrin would turn his hand into a mouth and shoot a huge waterball that the girl happily accepted. It was weird method of her to just absorb the water like a sponge, but her child body morphed into that of a teenager immediately. The angel captain would turn to Shulk who was still confused at what happened and explain that slimes that rely on water grow in size in all areas. Her breasts were the most noticeable area that grew due to where Corrin hit her.

"You need to be careful Corrin." Pit teased as the dragon prince turned the mouth back into a hand. "She will suck water dragons dry if you're not careful."

"I think that should be enough for her to move around, right?"

Suu observed the silver haired prince. No words escaped her lips, but she gave a small nod of acknowledgement.

"See? She's not so bad!"

At that moment, Shulk had received a last minute vision. He witnessed the slime girl in front of them attempt to attack the seer. Shulk didn't know how Dunban got there, but he ended up getting grabbed by her and absorbed into her body. The images would flash to other Smashers getting knocked away by Suu has grown by a large amount. The last picture Shulk got was getting captured by Suu along with Robin and Rob. Compared to Dunban, he reacted badly being submerged. As Shulk "drowned" in the vision, the Monado boy returned to reality to hear a voice behind him.

"Shulk, so this is where you've been."

Shulk felt his body trembling. He didn't have that much time to stop the vision. All he could do is grab the Monado from his back and shout at Dunban and everyone to get back confusing them all greatly.

"Water…" She spoke. "I want it."

Suu ended up lunging at the Monado boy without warning. Despite all the Smashers who were near him having quick reaction times, it was Dunban who was able to move the seer out of the way for whatever she was doing. Suu's body covered the older Homs immediately. He took out his katana too late. Dunban couldn't move his body at all and was frozen in place. He let out a pathetic groan as he attempted to hold his breath in the slime. How long would he last?

"DUNBAN!"

Shulk started to panic seeing his mentor starting to drown inside the slime. He could hear a voice warning him to calm down, but the blond acted without thinking about how the situation could have been worse. Taking the Monado, he attempted to slice her in half. Dunban would have been safe due to Shulk restricting the Monado to not cut a Homs down. A slime monster like Suu should have been harmed…but it was the exact opposite.

Everyone froze when Suu simply absorbed the slash from the Monado. Why did it have no effect on her when the sword was capable of cutting through anything? Shulk's eyes widened in horror witnessing the Monado being sucked into of the slime. He could faintly hear Alvis let out a surprised gasp before Suu took it inside of her. If she had more water inside of her, she might have been able to grasp what the sword was and figure out how to use it. Instead, she was pleased with a Homs popping up inside of her. The other Smashers were confused how Alvis magically popped out of the sword, but there were too many things that weren't adding up at the moment.

"You're next." She hummed as she took a small step toward Shulk.

Before he realized it, Shulk had already turn tail and fled realizing she had every intention of eating him. Corrin had also taken to the sky knowing that if he stayed on the ground, he might be targeted to. Suu no longer cared about the dragons. The Homs was now her main target.

"Hey, Shulk! Don't run off! You're going to-wahhh!"

Out of all the people, Pit should have known not to be in the way of a slime monster. Their bodies may have been made out of liquid, but it was enough to knock to knock several of the Smashers down. For some strange reason, Pit was sent flying in the opposite direction that Suu was facing and wouldn't be moving for a while. Bayonetta ironically wasn't lucky either. She got smacked once and got knocked down. Cloud had dove out of the way to cover Cory thinking that Suu might have targeted her again. They were both fortunate but now the blond was in an awkward position with the dragon princess who was far from please.

"G-Get off of me! Corrin!"

Ignoring his sister, Corrin turned toward where Shulk and Suu ran. Shulk had opened the door to the mansion meaning that chaos was going to follow him very soon. Hopefully, the rest of the Smashers would know to stay away from this chase sequence.


Even without Monado Speed, Shulk was able to outrun the slime girl that was chasing after him. Pit would probably joke how it only took eating the Monado for Shulk to unleash his hidden potential as a Homs. If Suu wasn't dead set on getting Shulk, the Monado boy would have gone back to slap Pit for the potential mockery.

One would think the other Smashers Shulk encountered could help stop Suu's rampage. Many Smashers proved to be useless in a situation like this. Suu's only target was Shulk, so the other Smashers moved out of the way when the two zoomed past them. The few Smashers who tried to help only made the situation worse.

Mario tried to be the hero again. He saw the slime and immediately thought she was an Inkling (or something Bowser Jr. crafted up with his paintbrush.) This meant he was going to hose her down with F.L.U.D.D. As proven with the dragon twins, Suu was only going to get stronger if water was involved. Mario pumped the slime girl full of water and instead of becoming "full" like most of his enemies who were hosed down, she shot out her slimy hands to grab F.L.U.D.D.

"MAMA MIA!" Mario exclaimed as she slammed the plumber away to continue chasing after the Homs.

Luigi was nearby witnessing the slime girl attack her brother. Instead of being concerned for his brother's condition, he just shook his head murmuring how Mario messed up big time.

"You can't solve all your problems with spraying people Mario." Luigi scolded. His brother couldn't really respond since he was on the verge of unconsciousness.

Shulk attempted to lose Suu by running to the assist trophy area. Surely, she would grow tired and leave him alone…right?

Suu was still following him but was moving in a craftier manner. She didn't want to squish the people that were already in her body, and adding F.L.U.D.D. didn't help matters. Shulk zipped passed a few assists including Midna, Ashley and Saki. He would soon be encountering Waluigi and Skull Kid in the hallway and prepared to run in between the two. Waluigi was trying to teach Skull Kid how to use a basketball the correct way. Skull Kid was notorious for somehow pulling the scary moon out of his ass and kicking it toward random people for laughs. The moon had shattered bones of the Smashers that have been hit, so it was best to teach him to kick a non-lethal ball. Basketballs were not the best balls to use, but Waluigi insisted that it can be kicked like every other ball.

The blond couldn't run past them due to Skull Kid grabbing him before the Monado boy could slip away.

"Nya-ha-ha. Where are you speeding off to? Come play with us."

"I-I can't! I'm being chased by that slime monster!"

Waluigi only needed to take one look at Suu before he had an idea.

"Stand aside. This is a job for Waluigi!"

Shulk gave him a confused look. "What are you planning?"

Waluigi would soon show Shulk what he was capable of soon enough. If he was able to stop this slime monster, he would put Shulk in his debt, and that meant pleading to Master Hand to let him into Smash Brothers as a fighter. The move he was going to use was perfect for Smash.

"Bow down to the waaa!" Waluigi declared as the basketball in his hands started to have water surrounding it before it was a waterball. Shulk wanted to do two things. The first and most important one is ask how Waluigi was capable of controlling water (granted, Mario and Luigi were good at handling fire, but he didn't know anything about the man in purple to know if this was legit or not). The other was that the waterball would only make Suu grow stronger. Waluigi took a diving leap and slammed the waterball into Suu's face. The ball did in fact get eaten but Waluigi laughed declaring it was part of his plan.

"Now you know how dangerous Waluigi is!"

Suu just shook her head as if disgruntled at his odd tactics and just shoved him against the wall.

"Wahhhhh!"

"…What the heck did I just witness?" Shulk had to ask. "Waluigi…can control…water?"

Skull Kid just shrugged. "I don't know either. Just roll with it. And I mean roll with it since I'm going to get out of here before that ugly thing hurts me."

Skull Kid was quick to scurry away leaving Shulk alone with Suu again. Shulk shrieked and started running again. She was getting faster the more water she absorbed and his legs were going to give up on him eventually.

Where do I hide? Shulk asked himself as he ran from the second floor, up the stairs to the third floor. Was this a good idea? In the back of his mind, it probably was only because he could get to Palutena and Rosalina if they were in their rooms and beg for their assistance. Would she find me in the video game room?

"Shulk?"

Shulk jumped hearing his name being called. He looked around worried before realizing where the voice was coming from.

"R-Riki? Why are you here?"

Riki sensed something was wrong with Shulk. Besides sweating from head to toe running from Suu, he was very pale. Riki wasn't used to seeing the blond looking so scared.

"Riki was heading to dining room to see Peachy. Robi and Rorobi are going to bring lots of food for Riki to taste! Then Riki hear Smashers screaming. Shulk looks troubled. Shulk looks tired. What is wrong Shulk?"

The nicknames were given to Peach, Rob and Robin in that order. Shulk wasn't paying too much attention to Rob today due to stalking Pit to the second floor for that monster lesson. It was good to know that the Robin twins are out of the mansion, but they would be returning soon. Hopefully the issue was dealt with before more damage was done.

Shulk jumped feeling the presence of the slime girl catching up to him. Riki gasped as he started floating with his small wings.

"What is that? What is she doing to Dundun? Dundun is drowning?"

"Something like that…" Shulk muttered. "I'm trying to get away from her Riki. I need to get the Monado back-"

"Shulk lost Monado to blob? This looks like a job for Heropon Riki!"

"Riki…listen to what I have to say. Water attacks won't affect her. Don't use-"

Too late. Riki's train of thought was stopping the slime girl in her place immediately. Freezinate was the first art that came to mind and would be the last one he would use before Shulk decided to grab Riki by his little arm and run off. The ice spell did stop Suu from moving. She absorbed enough water to break out though and absorbed the water that was meant to restrain her.

"Riki, you're not helping!" Shulk shouted. "Just follow me to the game room!"

Shulk failed to see the disheartened look that the Nopon had on his face after failing to help. He noticed the disdain in Shulk's voice, but it was caused by all the people who tried to help constantly pumping water into a slime that absorbed water and became stronger, faster and more beautiful the more she absorbed. The Monado boy considered the idea that summoning a beast that could flood the entire mansion would do more harm than good for the slime girl. It was a stretch especially since it wasn't a room where the Pokémon trainers resided, but if he could find a Pokéball with a legendary water Pokémon, there might be a chance to save Dunban and Alvis.

"Please stop running." Suu called out to Shulk. "I will treat you nicely."

Shulk wasn't going to take any chances. He made it to the video game room quickly and searched the room for anything he could use to defend himself. Riki volunteered to distract Suu, but Shulk felt the need to avoid Riki getting harmed that it was best if he hid in a closet or a drawer while he drew the enemy away. Reassuring the Nopon he'll be fine, Shulk grabbed the Master Ball that was placed on the table. He thought he was lucky that he might have something that could save Dunban and Alvis. He would be proven wrong later.

"Found you." Suu hummed as she looked into the room and blocked the door. "You won't escape."

Riki already hid in the closet where all the games were kept when Shulk threw the Pokéball out. In retrospect, it would have been a better idea to examine his surroundings before throwing the Master Ball. Most legendary Pokémon were capable of breaking the mansion. A smaller water legendary like Kaleido would have worked as much as a Kyogre with getting rid of the problem. Out of the ball came a water Pokémon…the biggest disappointment of them all…

"Goldeen! Goldeen! Goldeen-Goldeen!"

The fish Pokémon was splashing around on the ground after it was called out of water. Shulk facepalmed at his bad luck. He would blame Red for this prank later. He needed to leave.

"Cute." Suu hummed as she moved away from the door to get inside and pick up the fish Pokémon that did not like being touched by the slime girl despite her intentions.

Shulk had used this intention to slip away from her. This should have put Riki in a bad situation, but she didn't notice the Nopon was hiding in front of her. She turned her back toward Shulk and frowned.

"Stop running."

As if on cue, Shulk decided to rush into the room in front of him. Whoseever room it was, they were stupid for not locking the door. This allowed Shulk to open the window and jump onto the first floor. He took some damage, but he would live. Suu would need to be more careful how she came down. She may have been hurting her hostages, but she wasn't a malicious monster who was doing it intentionally.

While Suu pondered on how to get down, Shulk rushed toward the garden. The garden was Shulk's last hope. He needed to hide out here and wait for an opportunity to strike. His legs were at his limit and he needed to catch his breath. If someone could distract Suu while he went to hide in some bushes, perhaps he could get her off his back. Shulk would hate to do this to any Smasher. He would usually take care of the problem himself. Suu ate the Monado though, so there wasn't anything he could do.

To his luck, he saw Olimar and Alph attending to the garden. Many small Pikmin were circling around them. There wasn't a rule of how many Pikmin the two could keep. 100 was a good number, but chances are there were more wandering around in Smash Forest.

"Olimar! Alph! You got to help me! There's this slime girl chasing after me! Use your Pikmin to stall her!"

Shulk didn't say anything else as he ran past them. Once they saw the rather large slime girl head their way with her hostages inside of her, they threw Pikmin at her. The blue Pikmin sounded like a good idea given they wouldn't drown if they clung to her. Blue Pikmin also had a negative effect as Suu absorbed them inside of her body and grew larger with each Pikmin until she was twice the size she originally was. Olimar's eyes nearly bulge out of his sockets seeing he was sending his friends to their death.

"Retreat!" Olimar suddenly shouted as he blew his whistle. He needed the Pikmin to flee now.

Suu ended up grabbing one of the Pikmin and plopping it in her mouth. Her eyes became starry eyed at the taste of the little plants. Olimar blew the whistle even more seeing the Pikmin get eaten. Alph lead the way of escorting the Pikmin out of the garden. For now, Shulk's plan to get Suu sidetracked succeeded. She was acting like a monster from the Distant Planet and it was creeping the two Smashers out.

So there Shulk was catching his breath while the Pikmin were being sacrificed for the greater good. The only ones that were spared were the white ones due to being poisonous. Suu's body had no problem adjusting her body so her captives could live longer, but it still was going to speed up the process of killing anyone inside of her if she didn't release them.

Shulk had a plan to get the Monado out of her. He just needed to remember that if he messed up, he would end up in the same state as Dunban and Alvis. If he had the Monado, he thought he could attempt to slice her from the inside if it didn't work on the outside. He just needed a few more minutes before he came out of his hiding spot. The aggro wasn't drawn to him, so he should be fine as long as he remained lucky…

Shulk's luck was going to run out eventually. All the Smashers that had made the situation worse would reach its peak once the tactician twins decided to return from their shopping trip. Peach needed someone to go out and buy her food for dinner. The princess already had some of the ingredients needed to make a summer meal for all the Smashers. Asking the Robin twins didn't seem like a good idea, but she didn't need that much. Plus, they took the bus back up to a certain point before getting off.

"Rob, are you sure you can carry that? I can always ask Chrom for help."

"Sis, the kitchen isn't that far. I'm willing to show Peach I'm capable of helping her out."

"Oh?"

"I can't keep asking Gretel to help me out all the time when she has free time. I need to learn this as soon as possible."

Robin had a slight idea what Rob wanted to do. He had been trying to keep it a secret, but a few of the Smashers noticed he stayed late with this Gretel person and then came back exhausted. Chances are that Gretel told him to ask Peach so he wouldn't have to be wandering around at night as much.

Because the two were heavily invested in their conversation, they didn't see that Suu was waiting for them. Shulk's warning came too late as the two were attacked by the slime girl.

"What is that thing?!"

Suu had no problem knocking the groceries out of their hand when she grabbed them with her slimy hands. Unlike Dunban and Alvis, she had no intention of putting them inside of her. She was aware that Shulk was nearby and needed them out to lure him out from his hiding place seeing as how he was adamant in staying put. While Robin struggled to break free, Rob froze entirely. Suu was using no magic to cause fear in his heart. Something else was stirring and it caused him to scream. Shulk threw out his plan in order to get the tactician twins out of trouble.

"ROB! ROBIN!" Shulk cried out. "Let them go!"

"Yay, you finally stopped running." Suu said with a huge smile on her face. "I only want a taste."

Shulk wouldn't know what she was talking about until he ended up in the same position as Dunban and Alvis. He was able to avoid some of her attempts to grab him, but the minute he tried to reach out to his roommate, he was smacked into the ground before Suu decided to crawl over his body to absorb him. This was the worst case scenario for the Monado boy seeing how the slime was heavier than imagined if only because of the water she stored up no thanks to the Smashers.

"S-Shulk!" Rob cried out. "What are you doing? You're going to kill him!"

"Homs…" Suu spoke. "They're delicious…this power…"

She was referring to the Ether that was inside of their body. It was the source of all energy for all life on Bionis to survive. It must have been the Homs' body structure that caused her to react to want to eat everyone associated with Bionis (minus Riki for some strange reason). Shulk attempted to lift his head and try to breath but started to "drown" as a result. He couldn't breath and the life force was being sucked out of him. He could see the Monado above him. If he could just reach it…

"Shulk!"

Alvis was the only one of the three that could talk inside of the slime, but he couldn't move at all. Perhaps it was because he had the most Ether that she must have been doing something to keep him at the center to absorb the most out of him. The Monado boy wanted to call out to the silver haired Homs but found his vision weakening. Attempting to extend his hand out made him see that his hand was already turning a greenish color.

What…

It was enough of a distraction for Shulk to nearly black out. Suu didn't seem to realize she was hurting the Homs until the Robin twins screamed to stop it.

"What are you doing?! You're killing them!" Robin screamed. "When I get out of this, I'll wash you away!"

"You're going to need a powerful water tome for that to happen. Fortunately, I got you covered."

At times like this, Shulk wished this particular vision saw farther than his apparent death. Palutena had him covered in case things got too out of hand. He wondered where she was when he was being chased in the first place. He could only imagine that she wanted to see him suffer first before assisting.

"There's a high chance of rain coming your way."

A grey cloud appeared overhead causing the slime girl's expression to fall. There was nowhere she could go without being rinsed away. She gasped as she looked anywhere to take shelter. Palutena gave her no time to move as she let the rain pour on her. The Goddess of Light was capable of having some weather spells that influenced Smashopolis. As long as she didn't fall into despair, the Smash Brothers Realm would be fine. Suu let out a childish whine as her body was being washed down thus allowing the captives to escape. Rob waited until he was able to move Shulk's face away from the ground so he could breathe.

"PIT! NOW!"

"GOT IT!"

Now that Pit recovered from being knocked out cold, he was able to fly over to the mansion with a huge sponge he received from Palutena. The sponge was meant to soak the rain so Suu wouldn't die off completely. They needed to return the girl to her original place. Killing her would cause problems in her world. By the time Pit held the sponge over the rain cloud, Suu had melted to a small blob that was looking sadly at the sky. Pit also had a bucket in hand to put the slime in if she was willing to cooperate.

"Gosh Lady Palutena, you sure took your sweet time with this plan."

"Sorry Pit. I had to make sure she was from a certain universe before initiating the plan. You're just upset that Bayonetta had to find you along with everyone else there."

"Let's worry about that later. Shulk might be in trouble."

Rob had already turned Shulk over on his back. The teen was coughing up whatever got into his mouth, but he was still living. Pit needed to work fast with getting the blond functioning normally again. If left in this state, he could actually die.

"Why me?"


A few hours later and the mess that Suu had caused would be cleaned up. Palutena had managed to locate the universe where the slime girl was from and contact them about the problems Suu was causing. They did notice that Suu had vanished and panicked due to her needing supervision. Palutena needed to disguise herself on what she was in order to allow Suu's friends to come to Smashopolis. Overtime, Palutena would need to reveal herself should Master Hand establish a connection with this particular universe. Telling a universe full of monsters that she was Goddess still didn't seem like a good idea when most monsters were classified as demons and didn't want to deal with a heavenly being.

Three people came and picked Suu up. Two were human: a young man and an older woman. The third person was a young harpy with blue hair and gold eyes. She immediately flew over to where Suu was being kept and cried tears of joy seeing her friend again even if she was a lot smaller than the last time she saw her. The two humans were not exactly fazed that a talking right hand was explaining to them the situation.

"Your little friend made a mess of my mansion." Master Hand said as a matter of fact statement. "Please take her away from here before she harms my fighters."

He wasn't going to explain that these "fighters" were the beloved Smashers. The older woman let out a small huff as she forced the young man beside her to bow.

"We are terribly sorry. We took our eyes off of her for a second and she was gone."

"She went through a portal of some sort." The young lad added. "Does anyone here play with portals?"

Besides Rosalina, Palutena and the hands themselves, there wasn't anyone in the mansion who was capable of such a feat without getting caught. Bayonetta's portal only went to specific places, and judging how she almost became one of the victims of the slime girl, it was most likely she was not one who summoned Suu to the Smash Brothers Realm. This begged the question on who summoned her in the first place. Master Hand was going to be pestering the left hand about it, but he didn't expect to get much out of him.

"There are a few people, but we will make sure that no loose portals will allow you to come here again. Next time, please watch over your friend. I'm being generous enough to demand money from you since your world isn't connected here. If this happens again, I'm putting you in debt young man."

The human male's eyes widened in horror realizing that he just pissed a right hand off, and he should have been use to this at this point. He ended up calling the harpy over to his side while ensuring Master Hand this incident won't happen again.

As the young man continued to apologize even as the odd group went their merry way, Rob was still trembling from the incident. He tried to hide that he was still jumpy from Suu forcing him inside of her, but he still felt like there was something crawling under his skin.

"Rob, are you okay?"

Rob gasped hearing someone close to him. He forgot that the blond was keeping an eye on his roommate even though Rob should have been watching over Shulk. Despite Suu not being poisonous, Shulk had something akin to an allergic reaction to her. His skin was the same shade of green as the slime girl. Because she wasn't poisonous, Shulk's life was not in danger. This extended to Dunban and Alvis too, but because their skin was darker, the green color they had wasn't as apparent. Pit brought up how taking a shower and waiting for the color to go away with time. Shulk hated looking like Donkey Kong when he got his hands on the green dye. He would have to put up with it for now and complain later.

"S-Shulk?! I'm fine…I'm just…tired…"

"Are you sure?"

Touching Rob was ill advised when both were still getting over being eaten by Suu. Rob jolted away from the younger Smasher when he attempted to place his hand on the other's shoulder. He gasped realizing too late that he might have hurt his friend.

"Sorry…I didn't mean to…"

"No, it's fine. You're tired."

"Yes but…"

"…We should probably go inside and get some sleep." Shulk suggested wanting to change the subject almost immediately. "You are looking very pale."

Anyone would be pale if a phobia they didn't know they had popped right back up. Sighing in defeat, Rob allowed Shulk to escort him back into the mansion. He glanced back where the odd group left. The tactician didn't know why, but he felt like things would only get worse from here.


Me: TBC with 9442 words.

Li: This seems innocent enough.

Me: Oh you have no idea…notes!

1. I do roam around the Monster Girl Wiki a lot for the term monsterization which is literally just humans transforming into demons. This can occur to angels, elves and dwarves too and it's an obvious one way street hence Pit not liking the concept. The fallen heroines are from the Fallen Maidens/Brides novel. The story is very interesting actually but it's very NSFW given the subject matter. I feel like this novel serves as a warning to heaven more than anything seeing as how those who worshipped God and were heroines fell to the temptation of the demons even though the novel shows constantly how humanity, angels and God did indeed abandon them at some point or another and that the heavenly beings are just as responsible as these heroines falling to darkness. On a personal level, I enjoyed Wilmarina because of the circumstances of her corruption (the heroine that defended the religious city from demons and was the best in the land, but was in love with [you] and was denied the chance of happiness constantly by her father and the church before eventually being tempted by Druella in her sleep). The Mimiru one is creepy as fuck and I felt like the Sasha story literally wasted her character given how her mindset of handling demons was better than how she handles them when corrupted. Overall, you can read these stories and see why it's such a huge problem. Even if Bayonetta is correct that many of these heroines were probably released from the shackles that held them down from being happy, it still hurt the city overall (even though the kingdom is implied to be corrupt anyway).

2. I have Pit mention that any Smasher who is a human is more likely to turn into a demon. Certain characters are immune based on their blood. For example, Peach would be immune since she has mushroom blood in her (and mushrooms are ironically categorized as demons in Disgaea, but let's not go into that), but Zelda would not be immune. Shulk would not be immune either given that he's a Homs but looks like a human, so his alien blood wouldn't matter. Samus could possibly be corrupted despite her alien blood inside of her (let's not talk about how Pit doesn't discriminate against her despite that). The people who are literally on the hit list are all the Fire Emblem characters minus the Corrin twins (they're already dragons), the Zelda cast (minus Ganondorf), the Earthbound cast, the Pokémon cast, the Xenoblade cast, Cloud, Falcon, Ryu, Little Mac, Wii Fit Trainer, the Villager children and Olimar/Alph. Despite being a human, Bayonetta would be unaffected due to a witch actually fitting into a category as demon in Disgaea, the Monster Girl universe and in the Golden Land, witches are immune to these sorts of transformations.

The characters who I already subjected this monsterization to in my stories include Marth (Hellhound in Eruption), Lucina (Wright in Future in my Hands) and Reyn (Dullahan in Let's Not Lose Our Heads). I implied at some point Shulk gets turned into a Wererabbit and Dunban a Raiju. The summary of this story already tells us Rob is going to end up a slime. Lucas, Ike and Cloud do have a potential risk in the future.

3. So Bayonetta was asleep for 500 years, but at the end of the first game, there are some time shenanigans where Cereza takes Bayonetta's advice and keeps the watch close to her. She never lost her memories as a result when she came back to the present. That's the only thing in the first game that is loopy for me. Regardless, Bayonetta has been locked out of the loop for 500 years while my Pit was alive during the 2000 year war. So Pit can't really blame her for not knowing about Ragnarok.

4. Suu is from the Monster Musume anime if you didn't notice. She's supposed to lead the Smashers into a false sense of security when handling slime. She's adorable even if she's molesting you to drain the water from you. Wait until the slime gets worse in later chapters though. Also, I write she's green when she's more of a turquoise color, but I wanted to keep with the title of the story.

5. Yes, Waluigi can waterbend. Just don't ask even though he can do it on one of the Mario sports games.

6. As pointed out in Shopping Strip, Homs react badly to slime due to easily being subjected to status alignments. Think of Homs like a grass Pokémon and slime as poison Pokémon. They react negatively to being touched and end up in critical condition as a result.

As for why Suu wants the Homs so much, Ether would be like flavored water to her. She can sense their aura is different. She puts them in a state that she doesn't kill them, but the longer they're exposed to her, the more likely they could die after she's done with them. Suu isn't malicious by nature, but sometimes she nearly hurts those around her due to constantly going for water.

7. Rob's phobia stems from Super Smash Arena specifically the Arena Woes story (and got worse in Shopping Strip). This arc happened very early on in the timeline and no matter how many times the timeline is reset by Raven, Rob's body won't forget.

That's it. Reviews are appreciated! Ja ne!