AN: I just can't help myself! I love this line of stories too much; there are so many ideas! Here's a mini misadventure from the 'Chaos Series'! No violence this time, just plenty of good, clean, innuendo. ;-) ( I hope I don't offend my prayer buddies; most of this is my brother's idea anyway!)

P.S. I still don't own either Inu-yasha or Yu-Gi-Oh.

The Conquest of Kyoto!

Chapter 1:

Summer Celebration!

The students sat in their desks, watching the clock earnestly. The second hand slowly ticking away…When would the torture end?! Finally, the clock struck 3:15, and the bell rang loudly, announcing Summer! The students leaped from their seats, cheering and shouting at the arrival of Summer Break. Among them were Kagome Higurashi, Joey Wheeler, Yugi Mutou, Tea Gardner, and Tristan Taylor. They and their joint school mates had been waiting for this for so long!

"Wooo Hooo!" cried Kagome with jubilation as she jumped into Joey's arms. "Freedom!"

"No homework!" Joey shouted happily.

"No cram sessions!" added Tristan.

"No tests!" Tea said jumping up and down with glee.

"Just lots of good times!" Little Yugi said. "But…What are we gonna do?" His friends stopped in their celebrations, their faces suddenly blank.

"Uh….What ARE we gonna do?" Joey asked as he put Kagome down. "No offense, but we've been everywhere in Tokyo."

"We could do this," Tea said, grabbing a flyer from a nearby tree. "The Kyoto Summer Festival. There'll be concerts, fairs, sales, contests! It's gonna have everything!"

"Hey yeah!" Yugi said, "I heard Grandpa say it's gonna be the bigest thing since Woodstock."

"What 'Woodstock'? asked Tristan.

"Some big festival in America that my Grandpa went to in the 60's. Said it was the best time of his life. I think it's where he met Grandma."

"Should be fun," Joey said, winking at Kagome, making her blush profusely. "When do we leave?"

"As soon as we get the ok from our folks," Tea replied.

"No problem from my old man. He never knows where I am, anyway." Joey said.

"NO!" Kagome's grandpa ordered. "Absolutely not!"

"But Grandpa!" Kagome begged, "It's the biggest thing since Woodstock!"

"I know all about Woodstock. Your great uncle went there innocent, and came back a mess with six children! You're not going."

"Mom, back me up," Kagome said to her mother.

"I agree with your grandfather," she said, "On top of everything else, you're too young for a trip like this."

"I can go to the Feudal Era and fight monsters, but can't go to a Summer Festival in my own time?" Kagome said angrily.

"It's not that we're worried you'll get hurt. It's just…uh…" her mother said, looking over at Kagome's grandfather.

"They don't want you alone with your boyfriend," Sota said, taking a bite of his rice.

"Who's her boyfriend!?!" said Inu-yasha, poking his head through the window.

"Why don't you take Inu-yasha," Kagome's grandfather said, smiling. "Him we don't have to worry about."

"Worry about what?" Inu-yasha said, climbing inside, "I don't know what you're talking about old man!"

"You mean no one's ever had a sit down talk with you, son?" the old timer asked

"What's that got to do with anything?" Inu-yasha asked.

"GRANDPA!" Kagome cried, blushing, " You'll give him ideas! Besides, what about his ears?"

"This will take care of that," her grandpa said, slapping the red baseball cap on the han-you's head.

"YOU KNOW I HATE THIS sTUPID THING!!!!" Inu-yasha shouted, throwing the cap on the ground.

"You'll have to wear it if you're going to protect Kagome from that blonde haired delinquent." the old man said, sipping his tea.

"What?" Inu-yash growled, looking at Kagome suspiciously. "What are you planning to do with HIM?"

"She's wants to run off with Joey this week," Sota said calmly.

"WHAT!!!!! You're gonna marry that pretty boy!!!!!!!" Inu-yasha screamed.

"That's not it at all!" Kagome screamed back, "I wanna go on a trip with Joey and his friends, but they won't let me," she said, pointing at her mother and grandfather.

"You can go, but only if you take Inu-yasha along to protect you," her grandfather said again.

"Protect her from what? Where are we going?! WHAT[S GOING ON!?!?!?!?!"

"You guys are lucky," Serenity said over the phone to Tea. "My mom says I can't go."

"But Joey's coming with us," Tea said to her as she painted her nails. "Didn't you mention that?"

"Of course I did, but she still said no because of Seto," Serenity told her. "I'm still in hot water for sneaking out with him two nights ago."

"Bummer," Tea said, waving her wet nails to dry. "What are you going to do?"

"I don't know," Serenity replied, "But I'm going you guys while you're gone. Life will so boring."

"Good luck Serenity." Tea said, hanging up. Poor Serenity…I guess she is kinda young to be going on a trip like this, Tea thought.

When the morning came, everyone met out in front of Yugi's grandpa's shop. The were piling their gear into the back of Tristan's Honda. Inu-yasha, having few clothes-including the modern outfit he was currently disguised in- stood against the building, sulking.

"You look pretty good in those clothes," Tea remarked as she put up her three small suitcases.

"Whatever," Inu-yasha muttered. Just then, Joey noticed a strange orange tail extending from the back of Inu-yasha's hat.

"Hey dog-breath," Joey called over, "Is that a new fashion statement?"

"Huh?" Inu-yasha said, grabbing the tail. It immediately turned back into Shippo, the kitsune.

"Let me go!" the little fox yelled.

"What are you doing here!?" Inu-yasha yelled at him. "How did you come through the well?"

"I'm a you-kai aren't I?" Shippo retorted. "I followed you through the well."

"Well you're not coming with us!" Inu-yasha yelled at him.

"I am too!" Shippo cried, popping out of Inu-yasha's grasp, and reappearing in Kagome's arms. "I'm sick of being left behind, Especially when people are having fun!"

"But you're just a kid," Yugi said to the fox. "You're too young to go on a trip like this."

"Like what?" asked Shippo.

Tristan was about to explain, but Kagome covered Shippo's ears and said, "He doesn't know about these things yet! Don't go and put ideas in his mind."

"What are you guys talking about?! And why are you covering my ears?!"

AN: Please review!