In Disguise
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Nintendo.
One Shot
Ness, the spunky kid hero from Earthbound, was sipping some soda, reclining in a lawn chair. The baseball bat-using Smasher was enjoying an argument Link and Zelda were getting in. He smirked,
"This is going to be good."
"Link, for the last time, I am Sheik."
Zelda pleaded with her boyfriend, trying to explain that she and Sheik are one in the same person. Link, however, did not believe it,
"There's no way that's possible! Sheik isn't even a registered opponent and Master Hand isn't doing anything about it."
Zelda groaned in her head. She then tried a different approach,
"Do you remember of Ocarina of Time?"
Link nodded,
"Yeah, that's when Ganon-dork thought he could get the Tri-force, but I kicked his ass."
Zelda said,
"Of course you did, dear. Now, remember, was there anyone there that helped you remember those songs?"
The swordsman nodded,
"Right. There was this ninja girl Sheik that showed up all over the place."
Zelda nodded,
"Yes, that's good. Now, do you remember at the Temple of Light, when I got captured by Ganondorf, Sheik revealed herself to you?"
Link then thought for a moment. Zelda clasped her hands tightly, seeing Link on the brink of realizing it. He then said,
"Nope. Sorry."
Zelda's hope was dashed at the minute that was said. She clenched her fists angrily and glared,
"All right. That's it. It's time I show you."
With that, and some magic, Zelda turned into Sheik. Link was stunned,
"I don't believe it!"
He held Sheik,
"You're in the exact same spot Zelda was standing."
Sheik said,
"I know. I am Zelda."
Link blinked,
"You can't be Zelda. Zelda's a hopeless, helpless girl that can't fight back."
Sheik screamed,
"What?"
She turned back into Zelda and roared,
"HELPLESS? I'LL SHOW YOU HELPLESS!"
She picked up a lightsaber and Link tore out of there, his pursuer right behind him,
"Did Sheik tell you what I said? I just told her five seconds ago!"
Zelda swung, missing Link's head, barely,
"COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!"
Ganondorf looked at the scene and shook his head,
"I'm glad Link takes her off my hands. How does he put up with her?"
Ness smirked,
"Just like clockwork."
Falco came up to Ness,
"What are you up to, kid?"
Ness shrugged,
"Oh, just watching Link and the impending pain he is about to receive from an irate Zelda. Wanna watch?"
Falco folded his arms,
"That depends; is anyone taping it?"
Ganondorf called out,
"I am!"
Falco grinned,
"Well, in that caseā¦"
He pulled out a lawn chair and began watching Zelda try and skewer Link.
Link screamed,
"What's going on? Zelda, what did Sheik tell you?"
Zelda screamed,
"I AM SHEIK, JERK! YOU'RE ASS IS TOAST!"
She swung the beam sword, barely hitting Link. Link ducked and shouted,
"You can't be Sheik! Sheik is flexible!"
Zelda stopped, not chasing Link anymore. Link turned and caught his breath,
"You aren't chasing me?"
He then looked down and saw that there was no ground underneath him. He swallowed,
"Uh-oh. AAAHHH!"
He fell into the water. Of course, this created a large wave and splashed all over Peach, who was in a pink bikini, sunbathing. Peach screamed as the water fell on her and, she looked up, dripping wet and upset. She roared,
"LINK!"
Link swallowed,
"Uh-oh."
He tore a path out of there, screaming,
"HELP ME!"
Peach was right behind him with a frying pain in one hand and a golf club in the other,
"Get back here!"
Zelda looked down and saw Ness and Falco watching the whole thing. She asked,
"You two believe I'm Sheik, right?"
Ness shrugged,
"Kind of hard not too."
Falco scoffed,
"Whatever."
End of One shot
