A very old fic I found. I wrote it like two years ago?


"Deidara!" Konan yelled, and the blonde Akatsuki member jumped."What the hell now,hmm…"Deidara the past two hours Konan had been yelling at him."Shut up and go,brat,before she turn us deaf," Sasori said from fixing his puppets. Deidara sighed,b efore going to meet his grave.

Konan was standing at the doorway of her room,a huge tick mark on her head."Fuck….im dead…..What the hell did I do anyway,hmm?"Deidara thought as Konan to gestured to him to come forward.

"Where is my paper flower?"Konan asked dangerously."What the hell,hmm!Why the fuck would I take your stupid flower for!I don't need a damn flower in my hair,hmm!"Deidara yelled in anger for Konan is accusing him of something he had done. Konan's eys glinted dangerously. Deidara frozed,Konan's killer look always scared off Hidan,so it was not a surprise that Deidara got frighten too."Deidara,if you did not take it,who did?"Konan asked again in a deadly voice."How should I know,hmm!"Deidara screamed back.

"I do,"a voice beside the two artist(konan makes paper origami,so in my opinion she's an artist too.) said. The two turned to find themselves looking at Itachi."Itachi-san?" Konan asked."'Isn't it obvious enough that that was Itachi?" Deidara muttered, and Konan shot him a killer glare.

Itachi ignored Konan's question."Itachi,did you mean you took it?"Konan asked in shock. Deidara burst out laughing.'Itachi…..stealing Konan's flower…..'Deidara managed to choke out between as a image of Itachi wearing Konan's flower crossed Deidara's mind,he could not help but fell onto the floor laughing.

'Be quiet,you little….'Konan started,but Itachi cut in.'I saw Tobi took it just now,he sneaked into your room and snucked out holding your flower,'Itachi said as Konan stormed off to look for Tobi while Itachi dragged the still laughing blonde away. "Be glad I saved you." Itachi muttered.


lame, isn't it? =.= reviews please?