Barricade was haveing a bad day. The Decepicons had lost a battle, Megatron was in a bad mood, and his parents had yelled at him to clean his room. And now his best friend Starscream was avoiding him and wouldn't tell him why. Well two could play at this game. Barrycade would just go to him and ask. He had the override to everything.
The door opened. Barricade stepped in, and gapsed.
Starscream was sitting and talking to a beautiful girl Seeker. Her armor sparkled like the sun. She was more beautiful than an angle. He was stunned by her prettyness.
The datapad fell from Barricade's numb fingers, clattering loudly on the floor.
Two pairs of red optics whirled to him.
Oh oops I will just go. Barrycade said. The door was open and well I will just go.
Wait don't leave just yet said the girl Seeker. Her voice was more amazing than ice cream. Who are you.
Oh my name is Barricade. Barricade said. Uh its nice to meet you.
I am Rosediamond the girl seeker said and smelled at him. Her armor sparklied more intensely at him. Barricade thought he was in love. So what were you here for Barricade?
Well it wasn't very important. Barrricade said. Well it was but it's not a big deal.
"It is a big deal," the girl jet said. "No one interrupts us."
"No one interrupts us," Starscream corrected, "Without paying a penalty."
"oh no how do I pay? " Barricade said somewhat worried.
"You pay..." Starscream narrowed his eyes. "...in sex dollars."
~*~FADE TO BLACK~*~
~*~WITH TENTACLES~*~~~~~~~
Three days later Barrycade woke up from an overload so intense it had put him in a comma. Rosediamond was smoking a cigarette.
Hey put that out it's bad for you. Barricade said.
Sorry I just needed it for comedic effect. Rosediamond said and threw it away.
Well that's all right then! Barricade said. But I should probably get back to work now. People will wonder where I am.
Okay but let us know if anyone bothers you. Starscreme said. Rosediamond is very protective and she can kick anyones ass if they are mean to you.
Oh that is great! Barricade said.
Then the room caught fire form Rosediamond's cigarette and everything burned. The End.
