Luna Does The Hula
By Sailor Phoenix1997
"Luna. Luna wake up." The black cat pawed at her white husband to shut up. "Luna. Its the princess."
"What about Serena?" An obviously aggravated Luna asked.
"She and the prince are going to do something dirty. You've got to stop them."
"Why me?"
"Because Serena won't listen to me. Now hurry. She's not thinking straight. And the prince. Well. You know." Luna snapped awake and jumped onto the black silk bed.
"What do you want me to do dress in drag and do the hula?" Serena turned to her blond head to her black guardian. Her blue eyes were half asleep. Darien turned to face Luna pushing her back legs into a hula skirt. He ran a hand through his black hair. His ocean-blue eyes were just like Serena's. Half asleep.
Luau.
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat Serena hid here yes with both her hands. Darien looked at his embarrassed girlfriend to her cat and back and forth.
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
Are ya achen'? Artemis pooped his head up.
Yup yup yup
For some bacon?
Yup yup yup
He's a big pig
Yup yup yup
You can be a big pig too
OY! Darien's cheeks turned slightly pink.
"Uh Luna. What're you doing?"
"Well you were the ones who were going to do something dangerous. You're in your underwear Darien and you Serena are wearing his shirt."
"Uh Luna. We woke up barely two minuets ago. Of course we're going to be in our pajamas." Luna's cheeks burned red under her black fur.
A/N: This is a random One-shot. I got the idea watching Timon (Luna) and Pumbaa (Artemis). HULA Song! Very funny. I recommend it to everyone. I was laughing while I wrote this.
